TSC King of the Trap

[Paul-Heyman]

* Suddenly @We Ready strolls out with evil in his eyes, sits in the crowd and simply watches *






*TrueEpic chases after Liggins around the ring until Heidenreich trips TrueEpic and pretends nothing happened*






*Liggins stomps on TrueEpic, acting as if he can win on his own...Heidenreich stalks Paul Heyman around the ring....Heyman shrieks like a girl*







** We Ready Suddenly gets up and attacks Heidenreich with wrench... Heyman hugs We Ready*







*Liggins,realizing that something fishy is going on picks up his Phallus shaped two-way radio and screams into it*






*Snitsky crawls from under the ring and carries Liggins away like Costner did Whitney in The Bodyguard...Liggins gives them the one finger salute as he is dashed off*







KG RAWSE: What is going on here !!!!!! Why did We Ready help Heyman...is......IS HE THE NEW HEYMAN GUY!!!!?? SES speak on it!!!

Ladies and Gentlemen, around the world and here live in Chicago. I promised you that I and more specifically the Straight Edge Society would shock and amaze you all tonight. CM Punk promised you all that a hammer of justice would strike this very arena tonight. And the Straight Edge Society always keeps its promises.

My new client is a man that has been screaming for attention. A man that is gifted in this universe but was forced to sit in the shadows while the spotlight he sought for was on other undeserving individuals. A man who deserves to be surrounded by the best that the TSC has to offer. I, Paul Heyman threw a life raft to this man. TrueEpic tied the rope. CM Punk pulled him on to the Straight Edge Society boat and saved this man from obscurity. And now, he will receive the attention that is due to him. Now he will receive the spotlight he craves.


Allow me to introduce to you all to my newest client, the brand new member of The Straight Edge Society and future champion, WE READY!












Oh, and Mr. StarClout and the rest of the learning. As would say, how does my ass taste?

 

[CM Punk]

Can the Straight Edge Society cut some promos or what?

 

[StarClout]

Ladies and Gentlemen, around the world and here live in Chicago. I promised you that I and more specifically the Straight Edge Society would shock and amaze you all tonight. CM Punk promised you all that a hammer of justice would strike this very arena tonight. And the Straight Edge Society always keeps its promises.

My new client is a man that has been screaming for attention. A man that is gifted in this universe but was forced to sit in the shadows while the spotlight he sought for was on other undeserving individuals. A man who deserves to be surrounded by the best that the TSC has to offer. I, Paul Heyman threw a life raft to this man. TrueEpic tied the rope. CM Punk pulled him on to the Straight Edge Society boat and saved this man from obscurity. And now, he will receive the attention that is due to him. Now he will receive the spotlight he craves.


Allow me to introduce to you all to my newest client, the brand new member of The Straight Edge Society and future champion, WE READY!












Oh, and Mr. StarClout and the rest of the learning. As would say, how does my ass taste?

*meanwhile in the Learning locker room*

@jdashmaj is destroying The Learnings locker room

jdashmaj looks at Star and @DirtyD

jdashmaj: knew we had a fukking rat in here! Ever since we got him those title shots, he's been acting different. So now we're at 3 members for war games, what are we gonna do now?

Star: I'll call in a few favors. I've got something up my sleeve. Those motherfukkers will pay before the night is over with

 

[Nintendough]

Mr. KG: Mr. @Paul-Heyman WHO THE HELLL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE???! Do you think that your going to save @CM Punk tonight?





*yells while riding a cart off of ramp*

Let me tell you something baldy....You aint the only one building a team. I got a team that will be my personal..."Executive Enforcement Branch"...bring ya whole crew

 

[TrueEpic08]

Ladies and Gentlemen, around the world and here live in Chicago. I promised you that I and more specifically the Straight Edge Society would shock and amaze you all tonight. CM Punk promised you all that a hammer of justice would strike this very arena tonight. And the Straight Edge Society always keeps its promises.

My new client is a man that has been screaming for attention. A man that is gifted in this universe but was forced to sit in the shadows while the spotlight he sought for was on other undeserving individuals. A man who deserves to be surrounded by the best that the TSC has to offer. I, Paul Heyman threw a life raft to this man. TrueEpic tied the rope. CM Punk pulled him on to the Straight Edge Society boat and saved this man from obscurity. And now, he will receive the attention that is due to him. Now he will receive the spotlight he craves.


Allow me to introduce to you all to my newest client, the brand new member of The Straight Edge Society and future champion, WE READY!












Oh, and Mr. StarClout and the rest of the learning. As would say, how does my ass taste?

Beautiful work, Paul. Beautiful.

@Keith Harrow, what was that you said about the SES? "All the Piss Empire needs to do is kick in the door and the whole bloody edifice will collapse"? You were going to destroy me and everything I love? How impudent...

What I saw out there didn't look like the actions of a destroyer, what you did resembled cowardice, they resembled the actions of a true gutless wonder, a man who, when faced with oppressive and ever changing circumstances, turns tail and runs like the pathetic man he truly is.

Know this, I'm not done with you, not by a long shot. With the, ahem, "bloody edifice" of the SES stronger than ever and at my back, I promise to not waver as you have, to renege on promises as you have. I promised to put you in traction and take you out of TSC, and I promise to make that declaration into a reality, if it's the last thing I do.

Piss rusts blades, friend, and a dull blade won't do against a man, against a Society that is as solid as the black in this SES crest and absolutely, resolutely *holds up TSC European and Cruiserweight Titles* Golden Perfect.

 

[We Ready]

It's quite simple folks. I've been carrying this group on my back and what has it got me? NOTHING. They have made me promises of loopholes in contracts numerous times only for none of it to ever come to fruition. It was becoming very clear to me that if kept hanging with these low life losers then nothing would ever go my way.

Me and Paul have a history ya know. This has been in the works for quite some time. We just had to wait for the perfect time to announce it.

Now seemed perfect. I think it's cute that @jdashmaj thinks they are only one man short for war games now. Everyone with a set of eyes could see that I was pulling the weight of three men and you meth abusing dustheads had to pull together just to make one man.



*Looks @CM Punk and @TrueEpic08

*Nods and smiles before embracing Heyman

 

[Swiggy]

*watches from hotel, three knees deep into some asian broad*

 

[Nintendough]

KG Rawse: What a night!!! The question now is who will @Hollywood Hogan side with??? Who will he mooch off of??!! Which crew has "The Stroke" Dude!

 

[Paul-Heyman]

Mr. KG: Mr. @Paul-Heyman WHO THE HELLL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE???! Do you think that your going to save @CM Punk tonight?





*yells while riding a cart off of ramp*

Let me tell you something baldy....You aint the only one building a team. I got a team that will be my personal..."Executive Enforcement Branch"...bring ya whole crew

Bring your so called crew. Please bring them to interfere in the match and void CM Punk's mega contract. For you will never see the TSC World Heavyweight Championship again.

CM Punk will bath in your blood tonight in the Chicago Street Fight, Mr. KG . And after you apologize to him, if you want to run your crew out there go ahead. The Straight Edge Society will strike with a righteous hammer of justice. Tonight is our night. After all of the decks you stacked against Punk and the amount of disrespect you have given to YOUR reigning and defending TSC World Heavyweight Champion, you deserve this. You had no idea the talent that you have in CM Punk. Only now have you started to realize it with everything he has done and built.

Enjoy the bloodbath squash match CM Punk has for you tonight. This is the Straight Edge Society's night and the hometown of YOUR champion deserves to give these people in Chicago a show. Everyone dreams of beating up their boss. Tonight, they will all live through C........M........ PUNK!

 

[StarClout]

This street fight

 

[StarClout]

camera cuts to The Learning's locker room

* @jdashmaj is still fuming over @We Ready's deflection*

Jdash looks at Star, who just came back into the locker room,

Dash: well?

Star: I think I just have made a deal that will benefit The Learning for the better

Dash: whatever it is, it better come through,

*Dash destroys a monitor in the locker room*

elsewhere in the arena at the same time the above segment is taking place

*camera cuts to @Paul-Heyman walking back to locker room after him and Mr. KG's promo exchange

*on the way back to the locker room, Heyman is ambushed and pummeled by a group of masked men in Shield-esque outfits*

*the group of men continue pummeling Heyman into a bloody mess and then abduct him and take him somewhere off screen

KG RAWSE: who are these men kidnapping Heyman? and where are they taking him?

 

[TrueEpic08]

camera cuts to The Learning's locker room

* @jdashmaj is still fuming over @We Ready's deflection*

Jdash looks at Star, who just came back into the locker room,

Dash: well?

Star: I think I just have made a deal that will benefit The Learning for the better

Dash: whatever it is, it better come through,

*Dash destroys a monitor in the locker room*

elsewhere in the arena at the same time the above segment is taking place

*camera cuts to @Paul-Heyman walking back to locker room after him and Mr. KG's promo exchange

*on the way back to the locker room, Heyman is ambushed and pummeled by a group of masked men in Shield-esque outfits*

*the group of men continue pummeling Heyman into a bloody mess and then abduct him and take him somewhere off screen

KG RAWSE: who are these men kidnapping Heyman? and where are they taking him?

 

[jdashmaj]

******arena gets dark*******


(lights cut back on and jdash @StarClout and @DirtyD appear on the Titatron with new music)
jdash : Hey @We Ready

now that I've calmed down and properly accessed the situation I realized without having your inept decisions making interfering, finally proper lessons can now be taught to you Neanderthals. How sad you really believed that siding with this fat slob
(Dirty D pummels @Paul-Heyman

)

Don't you realize I am always one step ahead

there won't be a match tonight with @Beautiful Bobby Eatin and want to know why............ all those months of random attacks we put on him, plus his sudden, changes in attitude .......... We taught him a lesson if you can't beat them join them

KG Rawse: What the hell, these degenerates corrupted another poor soul

jdash: We also have a few other surprises in store more recruits perhaps among other things


Starclout:

as Jdash has said we had more surprises in store. We don't lose ever, everyone has a price. And that price is now 1 Million Dollars to any guys in the back that will cripple both We Ready and CM Punk.......

Jdash:

yeah seeing Paul already is (begins to brutally attack Heyman with a steel chair, deliver one last shot)



Class Dismissed

 

[Swiggy]

 

[StarClout]