*Scene opens showing Doominess in a dimly illuminated ring. He paces the ring with a microphone in hand whilst staring at the confused crowd.*
Now before everyone here gets on my case, I'm well aware it's disrespectful to come out here after it's been announced that we just lost a comrade in @
The Push Man. He was a helluva athlete, a guy destined to be the future of this great company, and I think I can speak on behalf of everyone in the back that he was a good guy that nobody had a bad word to say about. But you know what? Speaking on behalf of myself, I can say with the utmost respect for @
The Push Man........
fukk THAT nikka!!!
*Crowd boo's maliciously while throwing trash at Doominess!*
Yeah, I see all of you people scratching your heads wondering how it could just be a "coincidence" that he'd die on his way to the arena. You're all wondering if it was really all an accident! Well, all you ignorant sons of bytches, look at my face! These are CROCODILE TEARS! There isn't no conspiracy with all of this, because that was no accident! It was all *ME*! I KILLED @
The Push Man! I saw that motherfukker driving down to the arena, followed him in my Escalade, and I ran his ass off the road, and I'd do it again too if I had the chance!
You see, bad things can happen when you act negatively to a gesture of kindness. Wcthesecret! Do you remember a couple of weeks back when I extended an olive branch to you! I was willing to make peace with you in order to allow you a coveted spot in the TSC Playaz! No one believed in you, Dylan. The booker didn't, the rest of the roster didn't, these miserable a$$holes in the crowd didn't believe in you...but I did! I saw great things in you, and knew with you in the TSC Playaz that you, Swizzy, and I would be the most unstoppable force the sport of professional wrestling has ever seen! But how did you react to my offer? You spat it back in my face! You called Swizzy and I a couple of ripoffs, then had the audacity to say I was going to end up being a jabroni for the rest of my career.
Words hurt man....
But I bet @
The Push Man's face getting split open between a steering wheel hurt more, son!
I took his life, 'cause of you, Dylan! You could've been apart of my crew, but nah! You threw me to the bushes, and went with him instead! And now because of your poor choices, this blood is on your hands! Not only did you cause the death of your tag team partner, but you're going to lose that chance of being tag team champion, and be fired all in one night!
But this isn't only a lesson to Dylan. This is a lesson to all of the TSC Playaz's opponents tonight...we're the epitome of this PPV title. The TSC Playaz are out for blood....THAT BLOOD MONEY!
THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS...
THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS....
THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS...
*Leave to a loud "YOU KILLED PUSH!" chant*