*SIGNING AUTOGRAPHED COPIES OF THE NEW SWIGGY COMIC BOOK FOR THE LIL CAC CHILDREN BACKSTAGE, THEN LOOKS UP TO SEE THE PROMO THAT WAS JUST CUT BY @WcthesecretSays the man who's, 1 not even in the match I'm in, 2 just had his team replaced, and 3 can't even get out of bed without having something stick shaped sticking out of his mouth oh, I see that you prefer them to be back as well. Not that I'm judging mister swill, not that I'm judging.
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This muthafukka....
*FLIPS TABLE, SENDS CAC CHILDREN BACK TO THE SHORT BUS THAT BROUGHT THEIR BLESSED LIL RETARD HEARTS TO THE SHOW*
I've fought for years, waiting my time, doing what needed to be done, making whores out of every stray piece of puss that asked me for my autograph. I've done what is demanded of a man that is ready to take the world by it's fukk boy balls and slap it in the Swiggyshooter. Who are you to come at me with slanderous homosexual fantasies that you've buried in 5 levels of inception? The only thing that's been in my mouth are the words "YOU fukkING WHORE" the moment when I put the seed in your mother's womb that got your family an extra $300 dollars a month in state assistance.
I called you out, because the TSC seems fixated on someone they don't even want around, but find ways to keep putting in matches, while my talent is wasted in a series of matches against an opponent that hasn't been worth my time. The fukkery Foundation has waited long enough, and Swiggy The fukkman Cabrera is ready to lead my people to greatness.
You're a disease, and with the Foundation in tow, I'm going to make you the first example of what the TSC, TSPee, and anyone else who needs to be reminded that Swiggy is ready to be the man around here.
But for now, enjoy your tag match, little man. I'll be outside, staring out at my future.
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