Unintentionally etherous comments you've seen women make towards men

[Max Goonberg]

im smoking out with my fat homeboy and his girl(bad spanish bytch) who dont really smoke...




shorty high as fukk n rambling on sum philosophical shyt.

then she hit nikkas wit

"i dont get it....

how come skinny nikkas be having the biggest dikks"




im dying laughing cuz shorty ex is some lanky ass nikka




she so faded she dont even see son lookin at her like




my nikka tried to laugh that off and keep pushing but i could tell that shyt cut deep b.


he was sharing

 

[Draje]

He probably murked her when they got home.

Wouldn't even be mad at dude

Girls don't even argue fair

 

[Nintendough]

hoes aint shyt

 

[Vilified not verified]

Ex wifey told me to put the cherry flavored lube away because it brought back bad memories.

 

[Vilified not verified]

I had another ex who when I met her sister she said i looked just like my girl's ex then another time i pulled up on her friends and they said before i got out the car they thought i was her ex and that i look just like him too, then I realised that the place she recently moved into was 2 blocks away from her where her ex stayed, I had to let go of that broad.

 

[newworldafro]

I'll make this easy............................."You're nice" .....

 

[mamba]

Ex wifey told me to put the cherry flavored lube away because it brought back bad memories.

 

[Mowgli]

*you shave every piece of hair on your body and its just weird*

Heard that and was like.

 

[mamba]

I had another ex who when I met her sister she said i looked just like my girl's ex then another time i pulled up on her friends and they said before i got out the car they thought i was her ex and that i look just like him too, then I realised that the place she recently moved into was 2 blocks away from her where her ex stayed, I had to let go of that broad.

That's good, breh.

You were going to get a text from one of your friends like this:

Friend: Aye feelmikepayne, what's the move, breh?

You: I get off work in another 30

Friend: Word? Somebody just told me they saw you and your girl at the chicken shack 2 minutes from where I'm at.

You: Couldn't have been me, nikka.

Friend: You lyin' ass nikka.

You:

You:

 

[iBrowse]

Back in high school at a kickback



She straight Lila Sawyer'd my dude in a sweet, nonchalant manner. Me and my girl on the couch like

What made the shyt especially etherous was the fact that me and Amp had to basically encourage him to stop being scared and talk to her after months of him constantly talking about her on some secret admirer shyt. It took alot for him to be that forward with her. It took him damn near an hour to cut to the chase


Damn a phone number and a chat, Amp was hemming that nan up in the bathroom later that night and you could hear it over the music. Mah boy was sitting in the corner pretending to text

 

[Pdiddy]

I'll make this easy............................."You're nice" .....

I'll show you nice bytch

 

[hood b. goode]

 

[AJtheOne]

some of the stuff in this thread are just so vulgar

 

[RichYung]

Ex wifey told me to put the cherry flavored lube away because it brought back bad memories.

shyt!!

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

This wasn't unintentional ether but the worst ether I've EVER HEARD in my life was some couple arguing at a gas pump.

BF: Shut your ass up before I...

GF: Before you what? Hit me? So you gonna put your hands on me for talking but you ain't stop your step daddy from fukking your ass? Nikka please .

I was pumping my gas but she said that shyt so viciously that I almost choked on my own spit. Old dude had this dead look on his face and I just imagined that was some shyt he had told her in private.

Shyt hurt my soul and I wasn't even involved

Share your secrets, brehs