Unintentionally etherous comments you've seen women make towards men
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AJtheOne
Nets/Giants/Yankees
YoooIf you see a bytch riding around w a nikka w a charger... Especially if the dude looks like a str8 nikka.Just keep it moving.
I remember chillin in this chicks apartment i was in grad school With ..... We stayed in the same complex.
She was like.. "Crap!, imma be late for class"
I'm like " Well when is your last class? " (I'm thinking bytch its a Grad school group cohot... WTF classes you got that nobody else has!!!??????)
Her: "umm I probably gonna be gone for a while tonight so........."
Me: "ok, well I guess maybe i'll run into u tomorrow"
This bytch didn't even have a car. Some nikka in a charger who look like he couldn't spell Dodge
joeychizzle
光復香港，時代革命
This thread is satanic:whyme:
that's the kinda shyt i'm talking about, arguing with a female and when she start's losing she will bring up painful shyt from your past. never trust these hoes they ain't trustworthyThis wasn't unintentional ether but the worst ether I've EVER HEARD in my life was some couple arguing at a gas pump.
BF: Shut your ass up before I...
GF: Before you what? Hit me? So you gonna put your hands on me for talking but you ain't stop your step daddy from fukking your ass? Nikka please .
I was pumping my gas but she said that shyt so viciously that I almost choked on my own spit. Old dude had this dead look on his face and I just imagined that was some shyt he had told her in private.
Shyt hurt my soul and I wasn't even involved
I don't trust these hoes at all
I'll be back after class to share my ether with The Coli cuz y'all my family
I'll be back after class to share my ether with The Coli cuz y'all my family
ben anderson
Superstar
It was me and 2 other friends talking to a neighborhood thot. We had a bottle and some pack so we all get the talking. Asking her questions and shyt like girth or length and other sexual stuff. So my one mans was like I bet your vagina is wide as fukk lmao cause I heard you be fukking big nikkas. She didn't deny having sex with a lot of dudes, but to my surprise she goes on to say she has yet to fukk a dude with a big dikk. Then she puts her hands up and makes an L with her thumb and pointer finger to describe the length. Lol we all started laughing cuz she like 5"1 with baby hands the shyt must have been like 4-5 inches. Backstory one of my other mans had hit so it made it even funnier. She was drunk so I didn't think she was lying.
Another situation which involved the same dude in the last story. We were all drinking and his girl was there with my friends girl and they were both faded as hell. I over hear them talking about their boyfriends dikks( no homo they were loud with it) she said the an object that can describe it was a tequito from 7 eleven smhhhhh. Dude had that stone face for a quick second then started trying to laugh it off.
Another situation which involved the same dude in the last story. We were all drinking and his girl was there with my friends girl and they were both faded as hell. I over hear them talking about their boyfriends dikks( no homo they were loud with it) she said the an object that can describe it was a tequito from 7 eleven smhhhhh. Dude had that stone face for a quick second then started trying to laugh it off.
FreddyCalhoun
All Star
"umm no, he doesn't cum in my face or on me. My ex did it so much that it's a turn off now. He ruined it for *****" - my homies gf
"No you'll be using condoms until we're married. Every time I did it raw in my past the guy couldn't control himself" - my cousin gf basically telling him other cats was skeeting in it but he can't
women don't realize that they can't say shyt like this and NOT ether the dude. It's not possible
I remember someone posted something saying his female friend "couldn't see him having sex"
FreddyCalhoun
All Star
This wasn't unintentional ether but the worst ether I've EVER HEARD in my life was some couple arguing at a gas pump.
BF: Shut your ass up before I...
GF: Before you what? Hit me? So you gonna put your hands on me for talking but you ain't stop your step daddy from fukking your ass? Nikka please .
I was pumping my gas but she said that shyt so viciously that I almost choked on my own spit. Old dude had this dead look on his face and I just imagined that was some shyt he had told her in private.
Shyt hurt my soul and I wasn't even involved
Tell THOTS life dark secrets brehs...
mcdivit85
Superstar
SPACE IS FAKE
Say No To NASA!
Can't give these hoes ammo to shoot you with
PewPew
I came from nothing
Oh my 5 pound 6 ounce baby Jesus sleeping in a manger
This thread is too funny, but ill add to the pain.
Had this chick I was cool with and we get to talkin gone day and she was like:
Her: I need a
friend!
Me:
ILL BE YOUR FRIEND!
Her:
Naw you dont have what it takes
Me:
We stopped being "friends" shortly after
This thread is too funny, but ill add to the pain.
Had this chick I was cool with and we get to talkin gone day and she was like:
Her: I need a
friend!Me:
ILL BE YOUR FRIEND!Her:
Naw you dont have what it takesMe:
We stopped being "friends" shortly after
Leonard Washington
Superstar
this thread. The pain and agony from the ether
Leonard Washington
Superstar
Oh my 5 pound 6 ounce baby Jesus sleeping in a manger
This thread is too funny, but ill add to the pain.
Had this chick I was cool with and we get to talkin gone day and she was like:
Her: I need a
Me:
Her:
Me:
We stopped being "friends" shortly after
