Unintentionally etherous comments you've seen women make towards men

[Thatrogueassdiaz]

"umm no, he doesn't cum in my face or on me. My ex did it so much that it's a turn off now. He ruined it for *****" - my homies gf



"No you'll be using condoms until we're married. Every time I did it raw in my past the guy couldn't control himself" - my cousin gf basically telling him other cats was skeeting in it but he can't





women don't realize that they can't say shyt like this and NOT ether the dude. It's not possible

"K"

Yo I'm over here DYING laughing.

I don't mind giving you head because you're easier to fit in my mouth than my ex.

YOooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I need a link to that thread ASAP

 

[iBrowse]

the hand!!!

 

[iBrowse]

Yo I'm over here DYING laughing.




YOooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I need a link to that thread ASAP

www.thecoli.com/threads/simp-gets-his-heart-broken-by-a-gold-digger.265699/

 

[I_Got_Da_Burna]

I don't mind giving you head because you're easier to fit in my mouth than my ex.

 

[MikelArteta]

Yo I'm over here DYING laughing.




YOooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I need a link to that thread ASAP

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/simp...by-a-gold-digger.265699/page-15#post-10834014

 

[MikelArteta]

oh wait we even got a msiley now

 

[Taadow]

Ayo uhhhhhh...most of these don't sound "unitentional".

 

[mamba]

Cheese looking like Herschel from the Walking Dead.

 

[mamba]

This wasn't unintentional ether but the worst ether I've EVER HEARD in my life was some couple arguing at a gas pump.

BF: Shut your ass up before I...

GF: Before you what? Hit me? So you gonna put your hands on me for talking but you ain't stop your step daddy from fukking your ass? Nikka please .

I was pumping my gas but she said that shyt so viciously that I almost choked on my own spit. Old dude had this dead look on his face and I just imagined that was some shyt he had told her in private.

Shyt hurt my soul and I wasn't even involved

He probably murked her when they got home.

 

[Blackking]

@ some coli nikkas...

I wanna hear more , intentional... or non intentional this shyts good.

I can't think of shyt - the closest thing that happened to me.. I was 19/20 and said ..talking shyt to a girl... " oh you mean when i was beat it up earlier "
She was just like " umm, when we had sex "

I was like " I was like what u mean?? ... That fat nikka you were with couldn't have been doing shyt.. nikka probably could breath"
Her: " I'm just not gonna say shyt, but you're young so it's all good"
me: (deep inside i was )


I never underestimated Fat nikkas again

 

[Roid Jones]

"umm no, he doesn't cum in my face or on me. My ex did it so much that it's a turn off now. He ruined it for *****" - my homies gf

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

Back in high school at a kickback

Homie #1: "Sooo, are you finally gonna give me your number; I was being serious when I said I wanted to get to know you"



Girl: "Ummm.......yeah. I'll give you my number, but can you do me a favor and tell Amp to call me " *looks over at Homie number 2 (Amp) over the porch texting"


Homie #1: "Yeah. I ain't a hater like some dudes "


Girl: "Oh my god. Thaannk you "

She straight Lila Sawyer'd my dude in a sweet, nonchalant manner. Me and my girl on the couch like

What made the shyt especially etherous was the fact that me and Amp had to basically encourage him to stop being scared and talk to her after months of him constantly talking about her on some secret admirer shyt. It took alot for him to be that forward with her. It took him damn near an hour to cut to the chase


Damn a phone number and a chat, Amp was hemming that nan up in the bathroom later that night and you could hear it over the music. Mah boy was sitting in the corner pretending to text

 

[Pool_Shark]

Used to date this girl and I don't know how the topic came up while we were driving, we started to talking about how different races of girls have different size vaginas. Then

she's was like "It's the same for the guys, black guys have the biggest dikks, then white guys, then mexicans, then asians."

"How would you know? "

"I just do "

Spoiler

 

[Lord Vile]

YOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[onelastdeath]

This wasn't unintentional ether but the worst ether I've EVER HEARD in my life was some couple arguing at a gas pump.

BF: Shut your ass up before I...

GF: Before you what? Hit me? So you gonna put your hands on me for talking but you ain't stop your step daddy from fukking your ass? Nikka please .

I was pumping my gas but she said that shyt so viciously that I almost choked on my own spit. Old dude had this dead look on his face and I just imagined that was some shyt he had told her in private.

Shyt hurt my soul and I wasn't even involved