I'm telling you! My dawg I dated a redbone with a ass like delicious for a brief period back in like 2007. This bytch was a smooth magazine model and had one of the fattest booties I ever seen. I remember I took her to South DeKalb mall once and nikkas was in there looking

at me. Straight being disrespectful. I had to ask her like damn how the hell you deal with all the harassment yo ass be getting and she said she learned to ignore it. shyt made me feel like a nikka might run up on me to fight for her.
Yooo matter fact she was the lead chick with the curly hair in the laffy taffy video. I swear on my mama life this ain't no cap.
Time stamped to her
I love me a girl with body but ish be highkey nerve wracking.
You're not lying about that ish putting a target on your back.
Messed with this stupidly thick Rican chick, single mom.
Waist was tiny but ass, hips n legs were stout as a mug.
Walking down the street. Car horns and catcalls.
Going to the mall, nikkas hella bold with the eyes n mean mugging.
Was at a lounge with her, see a friend of a friend n dap him up n shoot the shyt for a second.
Go back to the booth to her, she ask me where I was.
point to the bar, to show her dude.
He's glaring at us so evil, I was like "dafukk?".
Ignore it, have a good time, bounce soon after.
Next morning my boy hits me up, laughing cuz dude who I chopped it up with called him ranting later that night.
Turns out, he'd seen her in line while driving past(I was parking the car) n literally sped home, showered n came back hoping to bag her.
Only, it was ruined when he saw me go back to our booth n sit with her. Told my boy "I thought _____ was cool, n then I see the nikka booed up with MY dreamgirl!" Nikka was legit hot over it too.
A big ole booty makes some of us legit crazy.