Weird habits as a kid you never dropped when you grew up

[Dolla$]

Catch a panic attack in the shower when soap gets in my eye cuz i feel like something is standing right there

 

[Jerz]

Building forts will never get old to me. I've even had chicks help me build lil cabana type forts in my living room. Be having lil movie nights underneath that shyt lol

 

[Momentum]

Jogging up any slight hill or incline even when completely unnecessary.

 

[FcKuPaYmE]

scrape butter off teeth with nail and eat it sometimes.

 

[Big Homie Behemoth]

Going to the toilet for a piss in the middle of the night without turning the light on. (can end badly if there’s any element of boner).

Tying my shoelaces once on a pair of new shoes.

Putting food in my mouth that I know is too hot.

Triple locking my front door when I’m by myself in the crib.

 

[JAY?]

Playing with my boogers and then putting them back in for later

 

[Virtuous_Brotha]

Being socially anxious

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Biting the inside of my bottom lip when I'm anxious.

Zoning/tuning people completely out when I'm thinking hard about something.

YO...

I literally came in here to put this,

I'm biting my inner lip/cheek now because I'm stressed out about this cert exam I been studying for..



I also karate kick any door when I can just close it... when no one is around of course.

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Checking behind the shower curtain when i go to the bathroom...u know, just in case a murderer is hiding in the shower or somethin.

Thought i was the only one who did that.






Not for no murderers though

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

scrape butter off teeth with nail and eat it sometimes.

You ever be in public and try to play it off like you wiping ya nose so you can smell that stank?

 

[Sccit]

Been doing a few of these since my mid teens (i'm an extreme creature of the night/habit btw):


Mixing different crispy snacks in a tub/zip lock bag - that thug trail mix

Eat cereal with ice to keep the milk cold

Bustin a nut in a t-shirt or boxers and then putting it back under my pillow until laundry day comes up.



Pee in a wide-mouth bottle (like a gatorade or powerade) in the middle of the night so i don't have to go to the bathroom. I actually started that around 20... but it's been 16 years that that nightly tradition has lived with me (quickly hide that bottle when i have women over or temporarily halted the operation when I had gf's... but once i'm single again... the bottle returns with a vengeance ---- now that i'm dolo, best believe after shooting hoops in the weekend, that Fierce Grape 32 ouncer ain't hitting the recycle bin... shiits going straight into my backpack and into my room like Brandy).


Microwave my eggs and scramble it like that.



Oh, and i also reuse q-tips as well. Maybe get three/four good squiggles in the drum canal (might be a few days) before i toss it and leave it... then i pull it out the dispenser so garbage can retrieve it.



Now cosmo says i'm fat... now who ain't down with that?



.

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

Juking random people

I D UP RANDOM PEOPLE WHO PASS ME ON THE SIDEWALK WITH BASKETBALLS.

 

[Actually6Foot3]

I ate chef boyardee up until the age of about 23. I stopped now since im no longer lazy to cook but that shyt was GOAT as a little kid

 

[patscorpio]

jokes...but for myself i need to think about it a little more

 

[TheIsleofMan]

Unfortunately i Ignore most women that I find attractive. I may get confidence from alcohol sometimes but I’m way too reserved (it seems).

Find things gross (like periods and bugs).

Avoid people I don’t want to talk to.

Hate being uncomfortable. If I’m uncomfortable I try to make myself comfortable, no matter who is inconvenienced by it. I am very open with people so they usually understand.