What are some rap bars that make you think/laugh etc...

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

Not just bars that are hard, but shyt that just comes across ridiculous or real.

Royce on "Boom"

"You probably ducked when they laid the gun shots in ya song" always made me laugh like imagine a nikka being a "gangster rapper" hearing that shyt and diving to the floor on some THEY SHOOTING shyt.

And Jay-Z has always been the king of just saying regular shyt that nikkas be on..

"No matter how pretty she is you never liking my girl, that's how we run, if you around I spank ya son, to keep him in line, if you should die, I keep him like mine, God forbid, keeps this in mine"

"Mom nursing self esteem issues, round the house its hard to find a clean tissue"

This post aint bout shyt, but i felt i should post about it.

 

[Mandarin Duck]

"All my life I been surrounded by c00ns"

Xanman

 

[The Burger King]

“Me and ‘Pone like the military, we train nikkas.

And our hoes don’t fukk, they just brain nikkas. ”

- CNN

 

[GhettoTeK]

"When I dont like a nikka, I dont pretend to. I'll have the paramedics wrap your fukking head like a hindu"

- 50 cent

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

"When I dont like a nikka, I dont pretend to. I'll have the paramedics wrap your fukking head like a hindu"

- 50 cent

Oh I LOVE that line. i killed that mixtape.Let a nikka name NY borrow it. Never let a nikka NY borrow anything. RIP NY

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

Nore "I can't believe i fukked up and made a half assed album, My excuse is...My pops just died, And i ain't wanna make music...My pops just died"

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

"Larry Hoover jumped off the mountaintop and turned into a golden eagle." -Rick Ross

some of the dumbest shyt I ever heard. I listen and laugh and skip the song every time

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

"Larry Hoover jumped off the mountaintop and turned into a golden eagle." -Rick Ross

some of the dumbest shyt I ever heard. I listen and laugh and skip the song every time

If i remember correctly thats a dope song tho.

 

[humminbird]

Cake, cake cake, cake cake, cake
500 million, I got a pound cake
nikkas is frontin', that's upside down cake
Get 'em a red nose, they clown cakes
They shoulda never let you 'round cake
Look at my neck, I got a carrot cake
Now here's the icing on the cake
Cake, cake cake, cake cake

 

[Fly]

“I take sacks to the face, whenever I can”

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

If i remember correctly thats a dope song tho.

It is. I edited that part out but haven’t listened to the song in years

 

[Yehuda]

"Cash Money is dead, Wu-Tang is dead, No Limit is dead, Foxy give good head"

 

[Vilify]

When your girl don't call you when you beep her, when you hit and her thing feel deeper, say my name - Nas

 

[Mike the Executioner]

"If your man left the joint in the whip, then tell him go get it"

Guru just randomly deciding to say this at the start of the verse, like he had been thinking about it for days and didn't have another line ready.

 

[Nobu]

Tell me what I gotta do to be that guy
Said her price go down, if she ever fukk a black guy
Or do anal, or do a gangbang

It’s kinda crazy that’s all considered the same thing
Well I guess a lotta nikkas do gang bang