What are some rap bars that make you think/laugh etc...

[Bryan Danielson]

Looks like a black Wookie when he lets his beard grow

Weirdo
Brown skin, always kept his hair low.

Rumor has it was an S Curl accident
DOOM always known to keep the best girls backs bent

- MF DOOM

bars

 

[x-factor7]

Speaking of Royce, “I can catch a bullet in my Teeth”

 

[blaccbeard]

because you steady on some dumb shyt,
and you aint won shyt,
if you was joggin in the sewer you still couldn't run shyt,

 

[Cyrus' Wife]

You're wack, you're twisted, your girl's a ho



You're broke, the kid ain't yours and everybody know



Your old man say you stupid and you be like "So? I love my baby's mother, I'll never let her go" -DMX

 

[young3000]

Worry, I'm not Mike Jordan
Of the mic recording
Hovi’ baby you Kobe, maybe Tracy McGrady
Matter fact you Harold Miner, J.R. Rider
Washed up on marijuana
Even worse you a Pervis Ellis
You worthless fella
You ain't no athlete you Shawn Bradley

Gets me everytime

 

[Rhyme n Tekniq]

'Wu Tang Clan aint nunthing to fukk with--
Boot Camp Click aint nunthing to Wu Tang' ----Sean Price " Hate nikkas like U"

'Dress ugly but my raps is dapper
Watch Rosewood, go outside and slap a cracker'-- Sean Price ft Agallah " Rising to the Top"

'If you gassed, I can let the tec pound your ego
Or lock you in a closet with the West Nile mosquito'....... -- Lloyd Banks "Banks Workout 2"

'Even though my dollars are green
I rap for the kids that's too poor to waste eggs on Halloween' -- Lloyd Banks "Banks Workout 2"

'And far as Charlie and studio hours, that's a waste
She look like she took a bag of flour in the face'- Lloyd Banks "What goes around"

 

[BlackDiBiase]

for quiet times disappear listen to the oceans think my thoughts smoke my ports then its back to coasting - Pac

i need a new ngga for this black cloud to follow because while its over me its too dark to see tomorrow - Nas

its understandable their animals in this day and age, the plantations rikers slaves and chains - Cam

my mamma my road dawg - bow wow

a general but dont medal my chest, it feel good when my son on my chest - styles

heshe - ll cool j

 

[Yehuda]

Make my vogues smoky if a fat ho approach me

 

[Tiffrock]

I didnt have a rubber
I fukked with 2 balloons
Juicy J

 

[Cadillac]

I woke up out that coma 2001
'bout the same time Dre dropped 2001

- The game

 

[Iceson Beckford]

"Suck a nikka dikk for a iPhone 6
fukk my nikka Terry for a new blackberry"
- Lil Wayne

This bar is hilarious man

The poor soul who is fukking the less famous terry has to put in more labour for a less valuable item

 

[The Burger King]

“Got that .40 on my side and I’m just rolling past the jakes. But my hands can do the job and I ain’t talkin’ masturbate.”

- Lil Tjay, Pop Out

 

[Ya Sinning Mane]

Ya look so good ________ biggie me and my bytch



can’t believe a goat said that

 

[Ya Sinning Mane]

“Hiding on the roof, had to be quiet and take a shyt in my Timb boot, wipe my ass with project roof rocks, took off my ‘Lo sweater because it was too hot, I heard 2 shots, so I gripped up like to hit em up like Tupac, then I nutted...”

yooo

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

'Lisa, Pamela, Angela, Renee​

The girls who shoplift and steal everyday.'​