dora_da_destroyer
Master Baker
this the one
some shyt we gotta schedule damn near a year out to get friends together who live in different cities, even with local friends it can be 2-3 weeks to find a time that works to link.
What are some signs that u gettn flabby??
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some shyt we gotta schedule damn near a year out to get friends together who live in different cities, even with local friends it can be 2-3 weeks to find a time that works to link.
this the one
some shyt we gotta schedule damn near a year out to get friends together who live in different cities, even with local friends it can be 2-3 weeks to find a time that works to link.
It hits hard, don't it?
At this point, I only know for sure we can all be in the same place the same time is for our annual fantasy football draft/Labor Day get together. I usually start planning it in March.
The worst part is having friends that are still single/kidless in the group. It's only one to two of my group at any point now, but I feel like I gotta remind them at least three or four times a year that "What's everyone doing tonight?" isn't going to get them the result they want any more.
Givethanks
Superstar
I wish it was that easy
Givethanks
Superstar
When ya girl calls your chest, breast
1. when your perceptions of others change. An electrician (black) came to the crib and took great care of us and answered all my questions yesterday. He had to be around 23 and I'm 39.
I told my wife "That young kid did a really great job"
2. when you post on internet forums
I told my wife "That young kid did a really great job"
2. when you post on internet forums
When ya girl calls your chest, breast
Lawd.
The Prince of All Saiyans
Formerly Jisoo Stan & @Twitter
you gotta ask
Pro Tip: Everyone needs a gym membership once they hit 30. Especially cubicle gang. Gotta be active on a weekly/day-to-day basis. And no, hoopin on the weekend aint gone cut it.
LunaticVillage415
All Star
- When a DJ plays an old school mix and it’s all songs from when you was in high school
- When you clown teenagers for weird fashion trends (hoodies in the summer) forgetting that you wore impractical goofy shyt at that age too (tall tees, ski goggles around your head sideways)
- I like them kicks, I had em when they first came out
- When new music all sound like nails on chalkboard... except artists with a retro sound gimmick
- You can’t eat whatever you want anymore. It gets harder to fight a gut and man boobs even if you eliminate all alcohol, most sugar etc.
- The wild reckless shyt you did in your teens and 20’s (drinking all day and night, hanging out in a hood in a city where you not from where no one knows you, getting behind the wheel tipsy, staying out to 5am every night) sounds suicidal to you today
- Finding and extracting the few gray hairs out your beard is a bytch
- You still listen to CD’s, how else you gone listen to musical and use the GPS at the same time without that robotic Google bytch talking over your damn music
- You have clothes in your closet that you still pull out from time to time that are older than your children or nieces and nephews who are grown
- Clothes you wore in high school are considered “dope vintage finds” by hipsters worldwide
- Your whole life story has been gentrified out of existence. It’s like you never existed. Your childhood neighborhood is no longer a tough and dangerous place and your childhood home is worth over a million dollars. Schools you attended have closed down because the buildings were too damn old. The clubs you used to hit in your 20’s have been shutdown and replaced with upscale wine places catering to rich cacs.
- When you clown teenagers for weird fashion trends (hoodies in the summer) forgetting that you wore impractical goofy shyt at that age too (tall tees, ski goggles around your head sideways)
- I like them kicks, I had em when they first came out
- When new music all sound like nails on chalkboard... except artists with a retro sound gimmick
- You can’t eat whatever you want anymore. It gets harder to fight a gut and man boobs even if you eliminate all alcohol, most sugar etc.
- The wild reckless shyt you did in your teens and 20’s (drinking all day and night, hanging out in a hood in a city where you not from where no one knows you, getting behind the wheel tipsy, staying out to 5am every night) sounds suicidal to you today
- Finding and extracting the few gray hairs out your beard is a bytch
- You still listen to CD’s, how else you gone listen to musical and use the GPS at the same time without that robotic Google bytch talking over your damn music
- You have clothes in your closet that you still pull out from time to time that are older than your children or nieces and nephews who are grown
- Clothes you wore in high school are considered “dope vintage finds” by hipsters worldwide
- Your whole life story has been gentrified out of existence. It’s like you never existed. Your childhood neighborhood is no longer a tough and dangerous place and your childhood home is worth over a million dollars. Schools you attended have closed down because the buildings were too damn old. The clubs you used to hit in your 20’s have been shutdown and replaced with upscale wine places catering to rich cacs.
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When people you went to high school with start dying
Dapped all the ones that are no lie....So I'll add what I haven't seen....
A lot of free time is spent dolo
The idea of hitting a club is repulsive
Instead of being out all night drinking its weekend day drinking
Sexual habits change
You can easily walk away from conflict unphazed
A lot of free time is spent dolo
The idea of hitting a club is repulsive
Instead of being out all night drinking its weekend day drinking
Sexual habits change
You can easily walk away from conflict unphazed
dora_da_destroyer
Master Baker
you are singing the story of the town...i went on yelp to look up pics of @17th, zazoos, air lounge, arsimona, kimball's carnival, the golden bear, luka's, ozumo...like
my whole social scene from 8-15 years ago don't exist - luckily my schools are still alive tho 
Software
RIP Future Gohan
When you get excited to see Kenan and Kel on Netflix 