What are your Thoughts and Experiences with the Different Branches of Military: Navy, Army, Air Force, Marines?

[Stuntone]

I'm been in and around the military since 1999. I was only in the Navy for 3.5 years. I was a Air Civilian a few years ago, for a few years. Been a contractor for the Army for about 10 years. So I have I have a pretty good barometer of each. I'd just like to find out your experiences and thoughts.

Army:
I'd say they're the most Grimy and Degenerate of all the Branches pound for pound. They accept the lowest test scores and it shows. Haven't really worked with the Army since 2012, but when I did it was crazy. I use to shoot ball and hangout with them. Became very cool with 2 soldiers. One from Chicago, other from Memphis. Went to the guy from Chicago bachelor party. Whole battalion went down on these trashy hood strippers. He ended up getting r*pe charge in Va. That's the last I heard of him. My boy from Memphis was wild. I remember him sneaking an underage Asian girl on base in his trunk. Wild boy...

Air Force:
By far the most laid back. A lot of gamers and introverts. Almost has a preppy feeling. The officers are really cool and you don't hear much cursing. A lot of dead end jobs in the Air Force too. Things arent frantic as in the other branches. Seems to be a few very smart and a few hard workers doing the majority of the work, everyone else just coasting. I became an Air Force Civilian in 2018. I could tell that theyve gotten rid of most of the hood type people. There still a few hood dudes in the Air Force, but most aren't grimey, just good boys from the hood. I suggest the Air Force to a lot of young people that's not ready to excel in a valuable College degree program.

Navy:
I'd say the Navy is the most well rounded. A lot of smart people and good bit of degenerates. It's pretty a mixture of the Army and Air Force. Navy has the best training and jobs. From IT to Nuclear programs. But being out to Sea changes us all in a bad way somehow. We love Drinking, Cursing and Tricking. I had a lot of fights, people were stealing, gambling. Prostituiton on ship. I was on a Aircraft carrier, 5000+ people. It was like a little city, underworld and all. This was the early 2000 There was so many Goons and Criminals. I use to think Louisiana was the grimiest State by far, until I started hanging with guys from Jersey. I was working with the Navy earlier this year. Seems theyve gotten rid of most of the street dudes too.

Marines:
Basically high level, high strung, polished Soldiers with more discipline.


The military isn't what it was 20 years ago. They've gotten rid of the hood and fun too. Most bases are pretty dry now. Use to be military guys who DJ on the side, they would keep the base clubs and base happy hours jumping. There were cooks that would always have cookouts and grill. All of those cool OG from the 80s and 90s military are gone. Back in the day they would let civilians on base to come party. 9/11 changed that. All and all the military is still a good place to jump start your career. I'd made lifetime friends working with them. Great place to work as a contractor or civilian. Military people are great, ready to help anyone. A lot of them are lonely and you since some sadness to but they're great people. They can barely know you and help you move or give you the shirt off their backs.

 

[Stuntone]

I'd never advise someone to join the military for patriotic reasons, but to jumpoff start your career, get a Top Secret Clearance and college money, for only 4 years of work. It's not a horrible deal. There's a lot of more benefits too.

 

[downtheline]

I'm been in and around the military since 1999. I was only in the Navy for 3.5 years. I was a Air Civilian a few years ago, for a few years. Been a contractor for the Army for about 10 years. So I have I have a pretty good barometer of each. I'd just like to find out your experiences and thoughts.

Army:
I'd say they're the most Grimy and Degenerate of all the Branches pound for pound. They accept the lowest test scores and it shows. Haven't really worked with the Army since 2012, but when I did it was crazy. I use to shoot ball and hangout with them. Became very cool with 2 soldiers. One from Chicago, other from Memphis. Went to the guy from Chicago bachelor party. Whole battalion went down on these trashy hood strippers. He ended up getting r*pe charge in Va. That's the last I heard of him. My boy from Memphis was wild. I remember him sneaking an underage Asian girl on base in his trunk. Wild boy...

Air Force:
By far the most laid back. A lot of gamers and introverts. Almost has a preppy feeling. The officers are really cool and you don't hear much cursing. A lot of dead end jobs in the Air Force too. Things arent frantic as in the other branches. Seems to be a few very smart and a few hard workers doing the majority of the work, everyone else just coasting. I became an Air Force Civilian in 2018. I could tell that theyve gotten rid of most of the hood type people. There still a few hood dudes in the Air Force, but most aren't grimey, just good boys from the hood. I suggest the Air Force to a lot of young people that's not ready to excel in a valuable College degree program.

Navy:
I'd say the Navy is the most well rounded. A lot of smart people and good bit of degenerates. It's pretty a mixture of the Army and Air Force. Navy has the best training and jobs. From IT to Nuclear programs. But being out to Sea changes us all in a bad way somehow. We love Drinking, Cursing and Tricking. I had a lot of fights, people were stealing, gambling. Prostituiton on ship. I was on a Aircraft carrier, 5000+ people. It was like a little city, underworld and all. This was the early 2000 There was so many Goons and Criminals. I use to think Louisiana was the grimiest State by far, until I started hanging with guys from Jersey. I was working with the Navy earlier this year. Seems theyve gotten rid of most of the street dudes too.

Marines:
Basically high level, high strung, polished Soldiers with more discipline.


The military isn't what it was 20 years ago. They've gotten rid of the hood and fun too. Most bases are pretty dry now. Use to be military guys who DJ on the side, they would keep the base clubs and base happy hours jumping. There were cooks that would always have cookouts and grill. All of those cool OG from the 80s and 90s military are gone. Back in the day they would let civilians on base to come party. 9/11 changed that. All and all the military is still a good place to jump start your career. I'd made lifetime friends working with them. Great place to work as a contractor or civilian. Military people are great, ready to help anyone. A lot of them are lonely and you since some sadness to but they're great people. They can barely know you and help you move or give you the shirt off their backs.

Great summary.

It's a huge difference. My cousin was in the Army in the 89-94 era. From what he told me it was a really different vibe, SNCOs were all Vietnam era cats who were in their retirement phase. That is when putting hands on someone was the way to rectify the problem. But there were Base Clubs that were actually packed, even when I came in pre 9/11. We would have picnics in C-school and they would roll a keg out. Alot of disputes and grievances were settled face to face / without Capt Mast or other punishment.

20 years ago was different for sure for all branches before 9/11 (off some years, but you get it). in that garrison life vs wartime is way different. With war you get any and every warm body that can at least follow orders. You end up getting all types of folks.

All military services accept people who are borderline mentally and kids with no financial literacy. Offer more than some bank getting you to sign up for Direct Deposit and a 10 minute Power Point in Reception.




The military is a clean slate for starting/changing your life. It's just being knowledgeable before going in, getting a good mentor, and not getting in trouble. Not really difficult, just have to put ego and pride aside in CERTAIN situations. Is it a "hill to die on " type of thing.

 

[Wig Twistin Season]

Which carrier OP?

 

[RickyDiBiase]

Army hoes will give you the best head and let you smash after making em laugh, Army excepts any and everybody so you gonna find ratchets cackling with redneck losers and the like. I’d say as easy as the army is its even easier to fukk what you got going up. For every c00n in the army theres dozens and dozens of solid brehs

Air Force midgets with a complex, cocky, but they usually smarter than the average mf

Navy next to army hoes, Navy women ain’t lookers but the p*ssy be worth it. I was real close to nutting in this one chick from Michigan cause the ass was that fat. Navy dudes come off like straight dorks or socially awkward, but usually inoffensive

Marines tough as fukk, very straight forward and no nonsense, I would’ve been one myself but nah

 

[Bryan Danielson]

my cousin @42 Monks got this

 

[Stuntone]

Which carrier OP?

The Roosevelt

Army hoes will give you the best head and let you smash after making em laugh, Army excepts any and everybody so you gonna find ratchets cackling with redneck losers and the like. I’d say as easy as the army is its even easier to fukk what you got going up. For every c00n in the army theres dozens and dozens of solid brehs

Air Force midgets with a complex, cocky, but they usually smarter than the average mf

Navy next to army hoes, Navy women ain’t lookers but the p*ssy be worth it. I was real close to nutting in this one chick from Michigan cause the ass was that fat. Navy dudes come off like straight dorks or socially awkward, but usually inoffensive

Marines tough as fukk, very straight forward and no nonsense, I would’ve been one myself but nah

Too funny, but real.



I don't know where you were, but Aircraft Carriers have a lot of women. Especially working in Supply. I had to work TAD in Supply for 6 months. Met life long friends and jumpoffs.

You know what, we were out to sea a lot, so you know a 5 is an automatic dime. Nah, we had some fine chicks.

 

[Stuntone]

Great summary.

It's a huge difference. My cousin was in the Army in the 89-94 era. From what he told me it was a really different vibe, SNCOs were all Vietnam era cats who were in their retirement phase. That is when putting hands on someone was the way to rectify the problem. But there were Base Clubs that were actually packed, even when I came in pre 9/11. We would have picnics in C-school and they would roll a keg out. Alot of disputes and grievances were settled face to face / without Capt Mast or other punishment.

20 years ago was different for sure for all branches before 9/11 (off some years, but you get it). in that garrison life vs wartime is way different. With war you get any and every warm body that can at least follow orders. You end up getting all types of folks.

All military services accept people who are borderline mentally and kids with no financial literacy. Offer more than some bank getting you to sign up for Direct Deposit and a 10 minute Power Point in Reception.




The military is a clean slate for starting/changing your life. It's just being knowledgeable before going in, getting a good mentor, and not getting in trouble. Not really difficult, just have to put ego and pride aside in CERTAIN situations. Is it a "hill to die on " type of thing.

So true. Things have changed so much. All the fun people and party starters in the military are gone. People don't mentor or look out for each other like they us to back then. It's real cut throat.

 

[Wig Twistin Season]

I was on the Roosevelt for a few months between stations.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Army : Least amount of experience with. Regular hood nikkas and nigettes to me.


Navy: Mixture of all branches, a lot of zestiness but not as much as your average branch these days. Bootcamp had me like everyday. Some bad females, smashed a few. Some bases are great, some are not. Shiplife was fun imo. Most backstabbing ass branch imo though, mainly because of their rank system. Some of the biggest pieces of shyt in mid-level leadership though. Their classist system is trash.


Air Force: Called it the chair force, but every person I met in the AF been solid. Up and down the chain. Definitely branch with the highest standards, the cutest females by ratio. Met more logically intelligent people in the AF. I loved being on their bases the most, they treated them like regular dudes. Females seemed to always be with a Marine nikka though

Marines: Funny af imo. The intel ones are extremely smart, but still kinda tough too. I rather kick it with them as a whole. My brother a Marine so they were the first branch I was introduced to. They really don’t give af about nothing when not in the field. Women usually be above average honestly. I still work out on a marine base (but would prefer an AF base).


My thoughts are scattered but thats the jist of it. I worked joint most of my time too so I may have more experience with all branches more than the average.

Oh and Coast Guard, who tf knows. Only met one Coastie.

Best branch for females… Quality and Quantity is by far AF. Navy probably close second, with Marines and then Army.

 

[42 Monks]

my cousin @42 Monks got this

the navy is hot garbage and they know it - so they excel in rationalizing how trash it is. they struggle bad when they get out despite having more civilian applicable skillsets. they all got massive social issues because of their inverted leadership and team relationships.

other than that its kinda whatever and stereotypes. marines get way more shyt than they deserve. army is too big to judge. af is cool as long as they aren't the type to ask you to remember they're af at all times. coasties are low key because they know the value of being low key.

edit: didn't even realize this is about women its 2023 if you can't get ass or keep it around, good. more for the rest of us who ain't bozos

 

[downtheline]

the navy is hot garbage and they know it - so they excel in rationalizing how trash it is. they struggle bad when they get out despite having more civilian applicable skillsets. they all got massive social issues because of their inverted leadership and team relationships.

other than that its kinda whatever and stereotypes. marines get way more shyt than they deserve. army is too big to judge. af is cool as long as they aren't the type to ask you to remember they're af at all times. coasties are low key because they know the value of being low key.

edit: didn't even realize this is about women its 2023 if you can't get ass or keep it around, good. more for the rest of us who ain't bozos

US Navy A schools-

"If you can't get laid here, you have no dikk"

 

[Gloxina]

I'm been in and around the military since 1999. I was only in the Navy for 3.5 years. I was a Air Civilian a few years ago, for a few years. Been a contractor for the Army for about 10 years. So I have I have a pretty good barometer of each. I'd just like to find out your experiences and thoughts.

Army:
I'd say they're the most Grimy and Degenerate of all the Branches pound for pound. They accept the lowest test scores and it shows. Haven't really worked with the Army since 2012, but when I did it was crazy. I use to shoot ball and hangout with them. Became very cool with 2 soldiers. One from Chicago, other from Memphis. Went to the guy from Chicago bachelor party. Whole battalion went down on these trashy hood strippers. He ended up getting r*pe charge in Va. That's the last I heard of him. My boy from Memphis was wild. I remember him sneaking an underage Asian girl on base in his trunk. Wild boy...

Air Force:
By far the most laid back. A lot of gamers and introverts. Almost has a preppy feeling. The officers are really cool and you don't hear much cursing. A lot of dead end jobs in the Air Force too. Things arent frantic as in the other branches. Seems to be a few very smart and a few hard workers doing the majority of the work, everyone else just coasting. I became an Air Force Civilian in 2018. I could tell that theyve gotten rid of most of the hood type people. There still a few hood dudes in the Air Force, but most aren't grimey, just good boys from the hood. I suggest the Air Force to a lot of young people that's not ready to excel in a valuable College degree program.

Navy:
I'd say the Navy is the most well rounded. A lot of smart people and good bit of degenerates. It's pretty a mixture of the Army and Air Force. Navy has the best training and jobs. From IT to Nuclear programs. But being out to Sea changes us all in a bad way somehow. We love Drinking, Cursing and Tricking. I had a lot of fights, people were stealing, gambling. Prostituiton on ship. I was on a Aircraft carrier, 5000+ people. It was like a little city, underworld and all. This was the early 2000 There was so many Goons and Criminals. I use to think Louisiana was the grimiest State by far, until I started hanging with guys from Jersey. I was working with the Navy earlier this year. Seems theyve gotten rid of most of the street dudes too.

Marines:
Basically high level, high strung, polished Soldiers with more discipline.


The military isn't what it was 20 years ago. They've gotten rid of the hood and fun too. Most bases are pretty dry now. Use to be military guys who DJ on the side, they would keep the base clubs and base happy hours jumping. There were cooks that would always have cookouts and grill. All of those cool OG from the 80s and 90s military are gone. Back in the day they would let civilians on base to come party. 9/11 changed that. All and all the military is still a good place to jump start your career. I'd made lifetime friends working with them. Great place to work as a contractor or civilian. Military people are great, ready to help anyone. A lot of them are lonely and you since some sadness to but they're great people. They can barely know you and help you move or give you the shirt off their backs.

I COMPLETELY concur.
Some of y’all are legit insane, especially when upset and I know experienced some wild shyt that stays locked in the vault.


That being said, when it comes to men: I was always told Air Force or Navy only

 

[1thouwow]

The army is ghetto

 

[Charlie Hustle]

I was in the Army. Quality of life really depends on your MOS(job) and duty station. Most leaders are pretty solid but you do get f'ups too. I've seen plenty of commanders and Sr. NCO's get relieve of duty for fukkery. 101st Airborne and Rangers most consistent in keeping standards. SF and advisors are always great to work with too. You definitely have a good mix of people from all walks of life. Too much politics in Big Army though. I second what @1thouwow said. The Army is ghetto but thats what I like about it too.

As a contractor, I've worked with every branch except the coast guard.

Airforce - Always pretty squared away. I really haven't seen too many commands making their people do dumb details and they seem to take care of their people better. They ALWAY's have the best looking females!

Navy - Lowkey seems like the most laid back branch standard wise and thats not necessarily a bad thing. I'm working with some Seabees right now and each Det is always different in the way they conduct themselves. Every prior Navy person I've worked with or know are always cool people.

Marines - Great to work with and I've been in combat situations with them - they ALWAY's handle their business. I was at a FOB and we started taking small arms fire around 3am. The Marines woke up screaming "Get some" and were fighting in their PT's.