What Are Your Thoughts On Players Using Anal Beads To Win Chess Games

[inndaskKy]

I believe this is how Steph Curry won Finals MVP too, don't ask me how

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Does this stop at chess though?

Remember during the Goff era in LA when it was always mentioned that McVay would assist Goff all the way up to when Goff's helmet mic would cut off?

Here's one way to keep the communication going right before the snap

Are we sure it was trash-cans that the Astros used for cheating, or was that just the far less sinister front?

Some diabolical shıt if you ask me (pun intended)

I mean

Anything where you can use morse code to cheat, you could probably use this patented method

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

Wasn't this debunked?

yes

shyt is old and gay

...OP about the same way we feel about your people wiping shyt with their left hand after popping a squat

 

[AquaCityBoy]

Sounds like a fun game.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

I'm a casual chess enjoyer and I like watching events that Maurice Ashley hosts, so I tuned into the Sinquefield cup last year to see if he was announcing it. I ended up watching/following the whole tournament. Here's my summary of what ACTUALLY happened as best as I remember:

The Sinquefield cup is an annual invite-only chess tournament for the strongest chess players. One player, Richard Rapport withdrew from the tournament and was replaced by a 19 year old grandmaster named Hans Niemann.

When Hans ended up playing Magnus (the world champion), he defeated him with the black pieces. Black is considered to have a disadvantage because white goes first, so just getting a draw as black is okay, and a win is great. Magnus hadn't lost as white in quite some time (hes the strongest player in the world so it makes sense), so this made the win particularly surprising.

Magnus withdrew from the tournament without saying anything which set the chess world ablaze. Everyone assumed it was because Magnus felt Hans cheated (which Magnus later confirmed). The streamers jumped on this controversey for the views, and during one of the popular streamer's broadcast, a random viewer said he probably used anal beads to cheat.

Thats it. Thats how the anal beads story came about. He wasn't even cheating in the end. Magnus played poorly. All the best players in the world say so, and Hans didn't play particularly amazing (he just capitalized on the opportunity). All the articles, all the press coverage, Elon Musk mentioning it, all stems from one random person on the internet making a cac joke.

Damn i’d sue

From here on out that dude gonna have to get cavity searches before the matches

 

[MMS]

I can believe it. Them Eastern Europeans sure are chess crazy. I beat one on lichess during the Covid shutdown and he messaged me demanding a rematch but with the camera on and me butt naked so he can make sure I’m not cheated and I was suppose to stand and do a 360 whenever I made a move for confirmation. dude wasn’t even that highly rated . He was 1900 and I was mid-1800.

breh wanted you to be his chaturbate date

 

[Double Rice No Beans]

Every time I scroll pass this I read it as "thoughts and prayers" which makes it infinitely more bizarre

 

[RadaMillz]

that chess game will never take place in harlem

 

[richaveli83]

 

[leoc]

How would the beads even help?

So the coach watching “tells” him how to play? Why doesnt the coach just play himself then and beat the best player in the world

 

[Tres Leches]

only checkers in harlem b

 

[tuckgod]

If only he’d used the time he spent learning to boof tiny spy electronics into improving his middle game

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

WE GOT BEADS IN ASS!!!!

 

[BlackDiBiase]

Neimann didn’t help his cause when he stated he would play naked as a way to prove his innocence.

 

[WhatsGoodTy]

I can believe it. Them Eastern Europeans sure are chess crazy. I beat one on lichess during the Covid shutdown and he messaged me demanding a rematch but with the camera on and me butt naked so he can make sure I’m not cheated and I was suppose to stand and do a 360 whenever I made a move for confirmation. dude wasn’t even that highly rated . He was 1900 and I was mid-1800.

So the rematch was an easy win then ? Show them cacs breh