What Did Your Last Girl Bring To The Table Besides Pu$$y?

AlainLocke

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Were any of ya'll actually friends with your girl:damn:? How's a relationship gonna work when you can only tolerate (at best) the other person outside of sex:damn:?

Even then...women friends don't add much to your life...besides like conversation...


Lets be real...women outside of sex and some emotional support...don't add much to your life...some of the time.
 

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I thought because she was a 38 year old grown ass woman...some maturity and accountability.

But lord was I wrong.

Turns out she's an alcoholic and coke head (while going to meetings) who hides shyt from her daughter constantly. All whilst hiding behind a guise of being "her best friend".

:mjcry:
:snoop:
 

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  • Educated
  • Excellent cook and loves to do it
  • Head game sharper than average chick
  • Very submissive (not that i care for that)
  • Her pops got decent bread
  • Owned her own house (huge fukkin crib too)

She was Guyanese. There is a saying among Guyanese people that goes "We dont raise women; We raise wives" and that chick was pretty much groomed to be someone's wife. But as my homeboy used to tell me I "like problems". LOL Im not into super submissive chicks.

I liked her but not to the point of loving her and marrying her. She was wild in bed. The type that would give you head while you drive without you eveR asking. Withoug warning she'd just unbuckle her seatbelt and go to town while you drive. Shed get home and fukk your brains out. Then wake up in the morning and cook you breakfast and even user her own money to fill your fridge up with groceries.
 

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She was a nursing student with a decent job at a hospital, on the fast track to RN. Loved to cook, fat ass, and loved to ride me. Mutual tastes in music and film, shared same political ideologies (to a point) Had issues with my family though, and wasn't as communicative as I originally thought in the beginning so I had to let her go.
 
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  • Educated
  • Excellent cook and loves to do it
  • Head game sharper than average chick
  • Very submissive (not that i care for that)
  • Her pops got decent bread
  • Owned her own house (huge fukkin crib too)
She was Guyanese. There is a saying among Guyanese people that goes "We dont raise women; We raise wives" and that chick was pretty much groomed to be someone's wife. But as my homeboy used to tell me I "like problems". LOL Im not into super submissive chicks.

I liked her but not to the point of loving her and marrying her. She was wild in bed. The type that would give you head while you drive without you eveR asking. Withoug warning she'd just unbuckle her seatbelt and go to town while you drive. Shed get home and fukk your brains out. Then wake up in the morning and cook you breakfast and even user her own money to fill your fridge up with groceries.

So was she annoying? Or ugly or something?
 

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Last girl: had her own job and townhouse (sister was cohabitating with her), but she was boring as fuk, never had any ideas to do anything, had no friends, always stayed at home and I had to plan and think of everything to do, very picky eater and I cant take her to most restaurants because she don't eat most foods while I love to be adventurous with food. Always wanted me to watch those Real Housewives of ATL shows with her...:comeon:

Last fiancé: Was a user, took advantage of my kindness, caused me to get into a lot of debt, lied about having a college degree and being a AKA, and made me feel that the man had to provide for everything. A man should be a provider but u don't need to get him into deep debt and buying a big home and lying to him about helping him pay 30%. She was argumentative, aggressive, threw shyt, had horrible attitude and just didn't bring enough value to relationship.
 

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In Korea if we are married I basically have a license to whoop her as if she gets out of line.

That isn't possible in a liberal city like NYC.

I hear in GA you can still pimp slap a bytch and it's OK if it doesn't leave a mark.
What does it mean to be "out of line"?
 

Matt504

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My girl cooks on an advanced level.
Doesn't watch reality shows.
Very intelligent and beautiful.
Gave me the inspiration to get my racks up to a level I never seen.
 
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