Silver Surfer
Veteran
"I don't like to be touched"
What is the most blatant lie someone has said to you?
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Non Sequitur
Creep.
One of my coworkers said his girl cheated on him, so he went to the dudes house and beat him, his brother and their dad up one after the other.
He said this with the conviction of MLK's "I Have a Dream" speech.
He said this with the conviction of MLK's "I Have a Dream" speech.
a murda
Depression is real brehs
Wife: im gonna fukk u real good tonite
Me:
Me:
Silver Surfer
Veteran
Non Sequitur
Creep.
Silver Surfer
Veteran
A college degree will guarantee a foot in the door
That is not a lie
Only way I got my last 2 jobs....
dont be a shmuck and get a degree in political science, psychology, criminal justice....
OG_StankBrefs
Da Spice...
Born2BKing
Veteran
Chick lied about being on birth control and got pregnant. I couldn't even be mad at her though, shoulda known better.
Torrential
LWO
someone actually lied about being touched by their dad?
A lot of the times it's true.. but then there are some crazy girls who use it as a way of you feeling bad for them. I knew a girl who was a compulsive liar and broke out that lie as a way of getting closer to me.
beenz
Rap Guerilla
Random Coli poster: "I make six figures and I only fukk dimes."
U should have put in "I make six figures at age 22" to make it more accurate.
When i picked my major for college...I told my uncle I was going for "computer science"...nicca said "when you get out , I got a job for you"...I was like
...."nicca you got a lawn service"
My ex told me she was a actress and that she may have a big Hollywood role coming up in a few months
bytch plz
not when you bout to get thrown out ya apartment and still working at walmart