What is this myth that black people don't eat mayonnaise?

[desjardins]

I didn't know this was a thing until the mid 2000s
I was over a chick house watching undercover brother when they had a whole scene saying black ppl hate mayo
Me and the chick looked at each other like
Figured somebody White wrote that part of the movie cause we never heard of that shyt before in our lives
We from Philly tho where the first thing you put on the bread of your cheesesteak or hoagie is mayo
That creaminess mixed with the melted cheese

 

[RiffRaff]

im curious to know how nikkas hate mayo but make and eat potato salad

I don't like both

 

[Rack4K]

im curious to know how nikkas hate mayo but make and eat potato salad

Because people can't think for themselves and get their societal beliefs from movies and shyt.

It was a joke in Undercover Brother and sheep ran with it.

I don't know a single black dude in NY who doesn't put mayo in their heros.

 

[Type Username Here]

Mayo is like that bucktoothed, cross-eyed bytch you come across every now and then. Yea, you don't want to be with her alone in bed trying to figure out what direction she is looking at, and you definitely don't want to think about those can-openers she calls teeth, but if she's sucking your dikk in the middle of a foursome with 3 other decent bytches you don't mind it.

 

[Reflected]

Mayo is like that bucktoothed, cross-eyed bytch you come across every now and then. Yea, you don't want to be with her alone in bed trying to figure out what direction she is looking at, and you definitely don't want to think about those can-openers she calls teeth, but if she's sucking your dikk in the middle of a foursome with 3 other decent bytches you don't mind it.

This is honestly the best analogy I've read in years.

 

[The ADD]

im curious to know how nikkas hate mayo but make and eat potato salad

And deviled eggs now that I think about it.

 

[Konnan]

I remember this broad telling me she spreads that shyt on pizza... Sounds nasty.

I would have told her to get away from me and never talk to me again

 

[Money Be Green]

Goat

 

[CoochieMane]

I stop the chicks at subway from cutting my sandwich so there's no chance for mayo to end up there.

 

[Arithmetic]

Mayo is like that bucktoothed, cross-eyed bytch you come across every now and then. Yea, you don't want to be with her alone in bed trying to figure out what direction she is looking at, and you definitely don't want to think about those can-openers she calls teeth, but if she's sucking your dikk in the middle of a foursome with 3 other decent bytches you don't mind it.

 

[Paradise]

I don't use any condiments....

 

[ZEB WALTON]

Out West Hellmans is Best Food's...and eh.....my wife has more of the dislike for mayo though.......

My friend chris (white) is scared of mayo. Literally a phobia like he scared of heights. He will run from the table if theirs mayo being served lmao

 

[BaldingSoHard]

im curious to know how nikkas hate mayo but make and eat potato salad

There are exceptions to every rule.

Mayo is ok in potato salad and spinach dip. That's about it.

 

[ZEB WALTON]

I didn't know this was a thing until the mid 2000s
I was over a chick house watching undercover brother when they had a whole scene saying black ppl hate mayo
Me and the chick looked at each other like
Figured somebody White wrote that part of the movie cause we never heard of that shyt before in our lives
We from Philly tho where the first thing you put on the bread of your cheesesteak or hoagie is mayo
That creaminess mixed with the melted cheese

Mayo on a cheesestek in philly? I thought that was a cali thing. They dont serve it that way at any of the big cheesesteak spots ( and fukk cheezewhiz (i never seen that til in philly) provolone/white american or nuttin)

 

[The ADD]

I don't any condiments....

So sandwiches are just meat and bread? Fries straight-up?

Unpossible

Well not really but if you tell me you don't event use hot sauce........