What was your first time smoking weed like?

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Back when I was in high school I was over at my homie's crib with a few friends after school one day. There was this fine ass chick in the group :noah: that I was trying hard to impress. So when my boy broke out the blunt I fronted like I knew exactly what I was doing, but I really had no idea what was in store for me. So we're all sitting in this circle passing the blunt around and I'm nervous as shyt trying to play it off like It's nothing and I smoke all the time. I didn't want to look like a lame in front of this dime. So after a few rotations im zooted, relaxed and i work up the confidence to talk to that chick who happens to be sitting next to me. The conversation was going smooth and I was feeling myself. But next thing I know my homie stands up and walks over to the kitchen and calls us all in there with him... But see I didn't know he and everybody else knew that it was my first time getting high. They wanted to play a little prank on me and cooked up this plot before I even came over. My homie looks over at me and says .. "yo Torra you need to try this ketchup smoothie bruh. Everything tastes great when you're high". I look over at the chick and the rest of my nikkas and they're all looking like
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but I'm too high to realize they're fukking with me. Plus I really wanted to impress that chick. So my homie breaks out the ketchup, milk, salt and pepper and orange juice and :cook: this big cup of disgusting bullshyt. So I take it and drink it pretty easily because I'm high and I'm hungry as shyt. After I was finished they all burst into laughter and from that day forward they called me "Ketchup Boy". I never did get with that chick tho
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. But she is fat now so that makes me feel better :ehh: And to this day my stomach hurts when I hear the word "smoothie".
 

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i was 12 and was at my mans crib....

my boy brother was with us and he was breaking down his work. we all was outside playing ball and shyt

so he rolls up and calls us over. we went and sat in this old truck

he spark the shyt and puffin heavy...once he passes the shyt to me i started smoking it and blowing the smoke out immediately lol

nikka cussed me out and told me i was wasting the weed. so he taught me how to inhale it

first time i did it correctly i started coughing liek a bytch lol. he said "hit that shyt just like that again"

im still coughing but like a dumbass kid i listen to him....now im falling out the car cause shyt hittin hard

after like 20 minutes of smokin we back to playing ball giggling and shyt

my mom dukes start screaming looking for me

i was like 3 streets over. at this point im high and paranoid

so i hid behind the garage and wait for her to cross the street and then i dashed to the crib and threw on damn near half of my michael jordan cologne

i dont feel like typing any more

so since i already spent like 2 minuites typing this up im just gonna stop right here
 

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I mean, the first time I smoked weed I only took a few hits.. didnt really get high. My friend was trynna invite this fat girl to smoke with us, and I was like "nah I aint down wit dat"
The second time I smoked weed, it was with like 6 of my friends... we smoked like an 8th of weed in a night. Didnt know what the fukk we were doing... rolling up cardboard joints in my basement and shyt.

But the next episode... I had closed eye visuals :blessed:
I started getting paranoid about weed after that. eventually I had a bonified panic attack. Maybe it was because I was smoking by myself, but yo that shyt lasted like 12 hours!

Ive been smoking weed for a long ass time, but those early days were wildddd
 

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7th grade.I was so high i didn't even recognize anything or where i was at.Make it so bad we had to walk across this skinny ass pipe like 15 feet above this creek to get back in the woods where we could burn.Crossing over i was thinking in my head"well it's over for me.noway i'm going to be able to cross that shyt back again after i smoke"I thought for sure i would fall in or have to get down and hold on to the pipe and inch my way over"I was so nervous when i got to it but i nailed it somehow :whew: :youngsabo: Then i just continued to not recognize where i was at.Never was able to get that high again the rest of my life. :to:
 

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Everybody in my family smoked so it was just a matter of when I felt like doing it.

I was playin xbox with my brother while he smoked as usual, I just got chewed out by my pops over some stupid freshman high school shyt I dont even remember. I was pissed and my brother jokingly offered it to me like always, except this time I was like yea fukk it gimme that shyt.
He was like :gladbron:

Started laughin my ass off as we continued playing, it didnt really hit me til I went upstairs to get somethin to eat. I leaned against the wall and caught a serious case of the giggles, I slumped down onto the floor still laughing at how high I was and how stupid I probably looked. First time was chillin with bro, as it should be.
 

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I was 12 yrs old smoking with my friends.

We had the worst blunt ever rolled ever in rotation and we had the straw that comes with the blunt raps hooked up to the blunt.:heh:


So nikkas was smoking from the blunt rap straw that's connected to the blunt instead of the blunt.:heh:



Didn't get high:aicmon:
 
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rolling up and playing nba street

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video game in general breh :banderas: talking shyt to nerds on Xbox Live when high :russ:

and getting laid while high :banderas:


Another dope thing to do when high is roasting ya homies. Everything is funny and nobody gets offended and laughing until you feel like you're about to die. Got so many classic roasting sessions with my brehs :russ:
 
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I was 12 yrs old smoking with my friends.

We had the worst blunt ever rolled ever in rotation and we had the straw that comes with the blunt raps hooked up to the blunt.:heh:


So nikkas was smoking from the blunt rap straw that's connected to the blunt instead of the blunt.:heh:



Didn't get high:aicmon:
damn. :pachaha:
 

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Freshman year of high school, it was me my homie, and a friend of his. My homie and his friend had been smoking for quite a while and they asked me to come smoke with em, so after school we go to this cut around the corner and smoke. It was three of us and one blunt, plus it was reggie. So we all smokin and I'm not feeling shyt, but I am getting the blunt wet; rookie mistakes:snoop:. So we finish it and head back up to the school to kick it with the people up there. These nikkas swore on they mammas they was high as fukk, I'm like:leon:maybe i ain't do it right or sum:patrice:, they like aye koolaid bruh is u high...and of course I say yeah frontin and shyt. I was extremely disappointed:aicmon:, but later that week my homie actually brought sum good weed and me and him smoked
dat shyt:whew:. From then I've been a legit weed head:pachaha:
 
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