Torrential
LWO
Back when I was in high school I was over at my homie's crib with a few friends after school one day. There was this fine ass chick in the group
that I was trying hard to impress. So when my boy broke out the blunt I fronted like I knew exactly what I was doing, but I really had no idea what was in store for me. So we're all sitting in this circle passing the blunt around and I'm nervous as shyt trying to play it off like It's nothing and I smoke all the time. I didn't want to look like a lame in front of this dime. So after a few rotations im zooted, relaxed and i work up the confidence to talk to that chick who happens to be sitting next to me. The conversation was going smooth and I was feeling myself. But next thing I know my homie stands up and walks over to the kitchen and calls us all in there with him... But see I didn't know he and everybody else knew that it was my first time getting high. They wanted to play a little prank on me and cooked up this plot before I even came over. My homie looks over at me and says .. "yo Torra you need to try this ketchup smoothie bruh. Everything tastes great when you're high". I look over at the chick and the rest of my nikkas and they're all looking like
but I'm too high to realize they're fukking with me. Plus I really wanted to impress that chick. So my homie breaks out the ketchup, milk, salt and pepper and orange juice and
this big cup of disgusting bullshyt. So I take it and drink it pretty easily because I'm high and I'm hungry as shyt. After I was finished they all burst into laughter and from that day forward they called me "Ketchup Boy". I never did get with that chick tho
. But she is fat now so that makes me feel better
And to this day my stomach hurts when I hear the word "smoothie".
that I was trying hard to impress. So when my boy broke out the blunt I fronted like I knew exactly what I was doing, but I really had no idea what was in store for me. So we're all sitting in this circle passing the blunt around and I'm nervous as shyt trying to play it off like It's nothing and I smoke all the time. I didn't want to look like a lame in front of this dime. So after a few rotations im zooted, relaxed and i work up the confidence to talk to that chick who happens to be sitting next to me. The conversation was going smooth and I was feeling myself. But next thing I know my homie stands up and walks over to the kitchen and calls us all in there with him... But see I didn't know he and everybody else knew that it was my first time getting high. They wanted to play a little prank on me and cooked up this plot before I even came over. My homie looks over at me and says .. "yo Torra you need to try this ketchup smoothie bruh. Everything tastes great when you're high". I look over at the chick and the rest of my nikkas and they're all looking like
this big cup of disgusting bullshyt. So I take it and drink it pretty easily because I'm high and I'm hungry as shyt. After I was finished they all burst into laughter and from that day forward they called me "Ketchup Boy". I never did get with that chick tho
And to this day my stomach hurts when I hear the word "smoothie".

Then i just continued to not recognize where i was at.Never was able to get that high again the rest of my life. 






. So we finish it and head back up to the school to kick it with the people up there. These nikkas swore on they mammas they was high as fukk, I'm like
maybe i ain't do it right or sum
, they like aye koolaid bruh is u high...and of course I say yeah frontin and shyt. I was extremely disappointed