Mine is hilarious..... and before I tell this.
I know some of you coli E-thugs gonna talk yall shyt ad be like "bu bu bu bu but that would've have happened to me..." but trust me. It would and yall wouldve acted the same.
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So my Jr year on my Varsity Bball team(Parkland High) we playing in one of the local Christmas tournaments. A team called Burlington Cummings and they had this star player (he later went to play for Oklahoma City University, that same team that had Ed Najera)
But Alex was KILLING US, like he played "position wise" center, but this niccas was practically their PG. As the reason they got up on us quick was our center who was guarding him (wont say his name but later went to UNC to play football) was playing with a "centers mentality." As a big man you're taught after your team scores or on turnovers, run the court and get back on defense (we ran 2-3 and 1-3-1, heaving the first half). So my center did just that, getting back to the zone.
But this game Alex was just white hot on some Steph Curry shyt before Steph Curry, coming down shooting long range 3's (nicca hit like 3 for half court, I bullshyt yall not)
And mind you this dude like 6'3 or 6'4, Im 6'5 but I was suffering from an injury so aint get a lot of burn that game (though they mainly played me at PF) my guards are short like 5'6 to maybe 5'10, so he was just coming across court shooting OVER THEM as we're playing this dumb ass Zone.
At halftime we're down BIG like by 30+
And I remember walking to the lockerroom and the announcer to the crowd repeating the score and then called out dudes stats... he had something like 47 points at half
To which we heard the crowd laughing and starting to troll like
To which we all just walking past the crowd trying not to make eye contact, this was a divisional team and we played them already like 2 times plus scrimmaged before season and dude NEVER went off like this.
So in the locker room, our coach was FURIOUS, shot white dude who looked like a poor man's Pacino but with a mustache. He cursing and screaming at us trynna draw up the plays. But one of my teammates (one of them type of dudes that just play too much and always trynna be cracking jokes) just kept on mumbling shyt, giggling and acting silly (mainly shytting on the niccas that Alex was getting BUCKETS on).
So coach writing up an play, looks back and catch breh (who tries to play it off) then writes again. But breh keeps at it, then coach turns around and SMACKS THE DOG shyt out of him. That shyt was so fast, so loud and it was a hard ass slap to the face like
All of us was like
Lockerroom was quiet as a pin drop. Mind you, this dude though a joker, wasnt like a "bytch" type dude, he was from the Hood (The Gardens for my Winston folk) and if you saw him today most still wouldnt step to him if yall didnt know him.
But we was a combination of shocked and trying to hold back laughter as coach finished his speech and buddy was just holding his face, which was now welpin up
Needless to say.... we got washed the rest of the game on a 2nd round elimination. I dont even remember the rest of that game other than Alex dropped like 67 on us
But that ride back to Winston was hilarious. Niccas was....... quiet but had on them jokes on the back of the bus, like we was over the L but that slap doe
That was also our coaches last game he ever coached and theres a part 2 to this story with even more fukkery but I will end this right here
Again, I gotta emphasize, HE SLAPPED THE shyt!!!!!!! Out of my teammate
..thankfully i didnt see that..a chick in my math class did and she couldnt stop talking about cuz he did it near her about how disgusted she was 
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Now keep in mind it’s 2004 the height of the tall tees and forces era. So I’m school shopping and of course footlocker got the 4 for 20$ So I grab 8. I did my pre first day of school ritual had my girbaud jeans ironed laid on the bed white tee ironed to perfection
fukk you doing back home. You get suspended in the first 2 hours of the new school year?
