What's so wrong about dating a coli breh?

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I messaged this chick once on a social media app cause I recognized her from a spot I was at and she was in pics with people I knew. I had never met her but she told me hey come down at.... next time etc.. it'd be cool to chill.

So I did go meet her. Now in this case she looked pretty good but was a big hoe but I can see how people do the online thing :ehh:
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Ya'll nikkas is weird man.
For real though, shyt is 100 weird on here...but the entertainment factor is skrong...honest to god, the threads on this board are the only thing that can legit make me laugh til I'm in tears like I was in high school with my niccas. That's why I'll always poke my head in here.
 

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A lot of people were salty. I got verbally spit balled on Snapchat and I know you seen how funny a bunch of these brehs been with me these past few months. I don't understand..

95% of dudes ain't your friends. They are waiting for their opportunity. Once the door shut, you saw the change-up.
 

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Nothing.

In your case, I think a lot of dudes felt like there wasn't a real chance to really talk to you for real. I mean they probably PM'd and flirted but after a while because it it never turned into anything you were just as unattainable as they thought. But then when they found out you were with Illa they may have felt they really could have had a chance (even though they didn't) and mad they didn't get chose.
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This is why OP.


Interviewer: Hi, Sen. Joe Gorilla :jawalrus:

Me: Why hello there :smugfavre:

Interviewer: So, tell me how did you meet your wife :hhh:

Me: Is this a genuine question :merchant:

Interviewer: Yep :obama:

Me: Um, I met her on thecoli.com :mjcry:

Interviewer: Is that the site where they call Whites cac and shyt?

Me: Yes and I am truely sorry for posting there :to:

Interviewer: :ufdup: You think you winning another term?

*Later that night it's a news-breaking story*

Joe Gorilla is :snoop:

Yep, that's why OP.

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Not gonna Keith Ellison my ass. I already gotta be PC on here :snoop:

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Why can't you say that? I've never met a married couple that is ashamed of how they met. People find romance online. It's normal my guy, people buy groceries online too. If I were ashamed of anyone I'm around I wouldn't be around them. I don't know how you living my guy, but it's looking funny in the light.

They technically met at SXSW, not on the coli. @Phoenix_Knightly23 you're a grown ass woman. Remember our audience is made of kids and young adults.

They can't manage their sexual frustration so they project it onto you in a variety of ways. You're cyber stalked, put on a pedestal, and then attacked because you did what dozens of coli posters want you to do. Which is date a coli poster.


Jay Z said it best, "Dark Knight villain, die and be a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain."

These people are crazy as fukk, don't respect personal boundaries, and are borderline pathetic.

All of the major players on the coli have been treated as you have. They're built up and then demolished on some Building Seven shyt.

You don't talk about yourself as much as other posters do. I swear I didn't like you because everybody talked about you. I've only seen 3 of your threads and you're actually one of the better posters on here.

I couldn't deal with the amount of attention you get.

@JudgeJoeGorilla you got styled on my guy. I knows it when I sees it.
I hate to be that guy, but it shows how much society has dwindled. TBH, I remember when dudes used to talk to women face to face locally. I've always hated online dating. I'm saying this in general and I wish them the best. However, for me it's just weird. I'm cool with PK, but I personally could never do it. It's no shade, but I just couldn't explain it to my family. Also, I like meeting chicks at political events/rallies, volunteer groups, and etc. Thecoli or a similar forum is not the place. Closest I'll do is a meet and greet with my boys @CACtain Planet @thekingsmen and @BmoreGorilla
 
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