What's The Corniest Line You Ever Heard

[phatphuck]

lines with too much spelling are always corny to me:

b-i-g-g-i-e, a.k.a., b-i-g, get it? biggie

 

[Shogun]

I hate when he does this, but I won't lie and say I didn't steal this method for my freestyles, comes in clutch a lot

On a major album release, though?
When you're claiming to be the best rapper alive?

 

[SilverSamurai]

“If you don’t bring back my motherfukking money or my motherfukking dope, you can forget about Christmas n**ga, cause you ain’t gon’ even see New Years.” - Master P

 

[R-Typ3]

"She told me what she was in school for
She wants to be a lawyer
In other words, shorty studies law"

That's LB Fam right there Mr Cheeks my nikka

 

[xCivicx]

"Big house long hallways I got
10 bathrooms I can shyt all day nikka"

I love this line though lol

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

"I'm the King of LA, do you copy that? // its time for some change like Obama in a laundromat" - Crooked I

"You can eat the dikk, just call me the ball sack, i'm nuts
Michael Vick in the bytch, dog, fall back you mutts
fukk you worms, you've never seen such a sick puppy
fukk it a sick duck, i'm on my duck sick mommy" - Eminem

"Freestyle, I dont write them things down // I'm like Jadakiss with bail money i really Free Styles" - Papoose

"Gettin' textes from nikkas who rappin'
Text messages from nikkas who producin'
Now a days I get more texts(Texas) than Houston" - Papoose

"My gun hotter then the stove is on
So hot even I thought the stove was on
But the stove was off" - Juelz Santana

"They say I'm conscious, yeah I use my head " - Common

 

[KingHenrythe14th]

Now if I fukk this model
And she just bleached her a$$hole
And I get bleach on my T-shirt
I'ma feel like an a$$hole

 

[FappleMeOff]

Wayne has corny lines but his delivery and flow make most of them less cringe worthy compared to people like Big Sean, Papoose, Juelz Santana etc.

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

Wayne has corny lines but his delivery and flow make most of them less cringe worthy compared to people like Big Sean, Papoose, Juelz Santana etc.

yeah when he said "ketchup like mayonnaise" and somehow made it rhyme with "hit'em in his thigh & legs" i couldnt help but accept it

 

[Neuromancer]

real g's move in silence like lasagna.

 

[Columbo]

Papoose again, off that beast from the east mixtape

i got so much cash and money
i got y'all saying man he fresh
get it? as in mannie fresh
of cash money records
hence the reference
please buy my mixtapes

 

[xelp]

"ima hustla baby i'll sell water to a well"

...and that's extremely hard to do, because most well's are stone faced

 

[thaKEAF]

Lol this thread reminds me of a few weeks ago when some 90s kids tried to argue with me that Wayne was more of a lyricist than Jay..and that Jays shyt was simple, Wayne spit stuff that makes you think. I justness laughed and walked off.

 

[Deadman187]

Eminem had a ton of them on Recovery

Now you get to watch her leave out the window
Guess that's why they call it window pane/pain

Sucker, motherfukker, might as well let my lips pucker
Like Elton John, ‘cause I'm just a mean cocksucker

Stick my dikk in a circle, but I'm not fukkin' around
Mothafukka, I'll show you p*ssy-footin'
I'll kick a bytch in the c*nt 'til it makes a queef
And sounds like a fukkin' whoopee cushion

 

[Mike the Executioner]

"Like a B-R-I-D in the S-K-Y"

"nikkas in they feelings 'cause they feeling me"

"Curry with the shot, just tell 'em to call me Stephanie"

"Blow me, Lance Stephenson"

"My man full, he just ate, I don't duck nobody but tape
Yea, that was a setup for a punchline on duct tape
Worried 'bout if my butt fake
Worry 'bout ya'll nikkas, us straight
These girls are my sons, Jon and Kate plus eight"