What's The Corniest Line You Ever Heard

[RammerJammer]

"Big house, long hallways, got 10 bathrooms I could shyt all day nikka"

 

[Dwight Howard]

I'm so muddafukkin high, I could eat a star

This isn't bad at all

 

[xelp]

The Papoose lines are fukking horrible. I thought they might be fake. Over explaining ever damn thing. "You know..." foh, lol

 

[Columbo]

This ones got me in tears

Papoose is no slave to these fuel prices
I fill up my gas tank and wince
like my name was Phillip Gastankewitz

 

[kevin arnold]

Nowhere near a tire but had a good year

 

[CrownHeights]

This ones got me in tears

Papoose is no slave to these fuel prices
I fill up my gas tank and wince
like my name was Phillip Gastankewitz

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

This ones got me in tears

Papoose is no slave to these fuel prices
I fill up my gas tank and wince
like my name was Phillip Gastankewitz

"Pap will kill you and your brother
I kill 2 birds with one stone, like the stone ricocheted off one bird and killed the other"

"My mind stay sharper then a recently sharpened pencil"

This ones got me in tears

Papoose is no slave to these fuel prices
I fill up my gas tank and wince
like my name was Phillip Gastankewitz

there is no way possible these are real

 

[Renegade47]

bought a white ghost its about to get spooky
very very scary like the shyt you see in movies

on a just blaze beat.

 

[Black Steph Curry]

This ones got me in tears

Papoose is no slave to these fuel prices
I fill up my gas tank and wince
like my name was Phillip Gastankewitz

I looked tht name up, this post was one of only 6 search results

All of em came from hip hop forums

This nikka is tha hood dr seuss

 

[swerve]

This Papoose line from his last mixtape


I'm crazy but not a snitch, call me Nutella

 

[Columbo]

I looked tht name up, this post was one of only 6 search results

All of em came from hip hop forums

This nikka is tha hood dr seuss

I found all these searching for the Rudy Gay punchline

Some of them are real, i think the tit for tat one and the phillip gastankewitz. I dont know about some of these other ones like this

When Remy is released we Will bond (Wilbon) like Michael
Michael Wilbon is an American sportswriter and columnist
who has co-hosted the show pardon the interruption
My punchlines are fire like a volcanic eruption

This one i hope to God is not real

she made me a sandwhich
and i inserted the coldcuts
while laying in an elevated blanket connected between two poles
now that's what i call a ham-mock

 

[RammerJammer]

"I burned you, your new name is Bernadette" - Nicki

"I got it in the can, Dole" - Nicki

 

[ChaddyLack]

Explain?

Weed aint no drug, it's a plant.

 

[Columbo]

im like the bones in fat joe legs, i move crack

i'm in the hood like a tour guide, giving people tours of the hood

battling me is harder than returning a recent purchase without a receipt


my birds to ya' flower, stick it to you like sperm in the shower
putting you in states previously only seen by Eisenhower

my flow is butter
while yours is only margarine-ally good

i get it cracking
like the drug with an 'ing' added to the end of the word

 

[Stylistics]

If any of the papoose lines are real then hes the worst rapper of all time