What's the dumbest thing you did as a kid?

[Blackrogue]

Cluelessly playing with a cobra in the backyard while my momma was in the kitchen looking out in tears. My dad was holding her back cause if they got out to come get me it might panic and hurt me.
Meanwhile here I was trying to grab its neck and it kept ducking me moving side to side

I thought I was connected to animals. And they'd never hurt me. Stuck my hand by a tigers cage and it was licking the palm on my hand like a domestic cat does

 

[Vandelay]

I did multiple dumbass things.

Poured gasoline on a smouldering fire in an outdoor furnace. Damn near caught on fire.

Showed off my step pops guns to friends. Let one of them handle the gun and he preceded to cock it in someone's face. It was a shotty too...

I don't even wanna talk about my late teens and early 20s.

I was nominated for multiple Darwin awards.

 

[shopthatwrecks]

Cluelessly playing with a cobra in the backyard while my momma was in the kitchen looking back in tears. My dad was holding her back cause if they got out to come get me it might panic and hurt me.
Meanwhile here I was trying to grab its neck and it kept ducking me moving side to side

I thought I was connected to animals. And they'd never hurt me. Stuck my hand by a tigers cage and it was licking the palm on my hand like a domestic cat does

dhalism got damn ever put a ice pack on a babboons titty...

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

Decided I wanted to be helpful and clean all my dad's shoes with white shoe polish

Took a promiscuous young lady to a house party and left her there so I could make it home before curfew

Accidentally set the toaster on fire...I don't even remember how. Burned up a small portion of the kitchen wall and I tried to clean it off but ended up running part of the wall away

Was suppose to make clay for a school project. fukked up the recipe and it just turned into a slimy goop that I got all over the house

Left some shoes on the stairs which my dad tripped over and bopped this head on the door. Thankfully it wasn't soil wood.

 

[poppastoppa]

Broke a window to the house with a rock trying to break in to my house bc I locked myself out.

Crashed into my brother’s bike with my bike

7th grade-Got into my moms make up , wore it to school but we weren’t allowed to bc catholic school

Forged my parent’s name on a Iss (in school suspension) slip

Got sent to the office for talking back to the teacher - on a parent teacher conference day[/QUOTE]

Yep you did that shyt

 

[get these nets]

Brought a .22 to school. Previous tenant in place we moved into left it on top of kitchen cabinet, I found it and hid it.

Took it to school so parents wouldn't find it

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

was playing with matches while my mother was at work on a weekend shift and my pops was outside washing the car..

anyway i would quickly just burn the tips of his little jet magazines and quickly blow them out

well i got distracted watching the thundercat cartoon and next thing you know i saw the flames going up the side of the magazine up to my fingertips..

i dropped it like a hot potato and it fell on the rug and started to catch fire...

my dumb azz ran out the side door hopped on my bmx bike and rode down to my friend's house and stayed there for 4 hours thinking he would blame it on my lil brother

sheeeeeeeeeeeit...about 30 minutes at my friends' house playing in the yard i heard and seen like 3 fire trucks whizzing down the street in the direction of my house....

man i just started tearing up right there in front of my friend as we was throwing the football.....

he looking like

all i could say to him is..."man i think this will be my last time seeing you ...or being able to see anything for now on...cause im fin to die"

 

[Screwtape]

All the places i climbed or broke into or jumped across to get away from police. Should have died so many times but the adrenaline would always get you through. Police like:Hellnat: when you just leaped over three train tracks and up a fire escape covered in barbed wire in three seconds

 

[patscorpio]

didnt know what R was on a car. took the shift off my uncle's car which was parked on a hill and put it on it...i learned that day...came very close to killing myself and others..trees stopped the car from going into a river

 

[SATAN]

When I was about 6 or 7 I was outside at night and I found a large bolt on the sidewalk.

I picked it up and decided to throw it up into the air as hard as I could. I didn't hear it land, I got bored and started walking towards the house.

Of course I got hit by it. CLANG! I saw a white light and my knees buckled. I half-ran, half-stumbled to the house, I thought someone had hit me. The top of my head felt wet, I touched it and my hand was red.

I was somehow too stupid (or concussed) to realize that the damn bolt I had thrown landed on my head and that I was bleeding. I still have the scar/dent on top of my head to this day, it's a little bald spot.

Only when I thought about it several years later, I realized what happened.




BONUS: This happened in 3rd grade. A girl who was sitting next to me asked me a question:

Her: "Do you have a girlfriend?"

Me: "No."

Her: "Do you want a girlfriend?"

Me: "No."

She got up and sat somewhere else and I didn't think anything of it. Then the next year when I finally started liking girls and having crushes, I had a crush on her but realized that I had fukked it up

 

[BlackBall]

4th of July 1993 my crew were shooting off bottle rockets at a firehouse. We got chased into a cemetery and had to hide behind tombstones to avoid getting arrested. Looking back it’s crazy

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

didnt know what R was on a car. took the shift off my uncle's car which was parked on a hill and put it on it...i learned that day...came very close to killing myself and others..trees stopped the car from going into a river

goodness.. How. Many people where in that Car?

And what your Uncle say?

 

[Brehcepticon]

When I was about 6 or 7 I was outside at night and I found a large bolt on the sidewalk.

I picked it up and decided to throw it up into the air as hard as I could. I didn't hear it land, I got bored and started walking towards the house.

Of course I got hit by it. CLANG! I saw a white light and my knees buckled. I half-ran, half-stumbled to the house, I thought someone had hit me. The top of my head felt wet, I touched it and my hand was red.

I was somehow too stupid (or concussed) to realize that the damn bolt I had thrown landed on my head and that I was bleeding. I still have the scar/dent on top of my head to this day, it's a little bald spot.

Only when I thought about it several years later, I realized what happened.




BONUS: This happened in 3rd grade. A girl who was sitting next to me asked me a question:

Her: "Do you have a girlfriend?"

Me: "No."

Her: "Do you want a girlfriend?"

Me: "No."

She got up and sat somewhere else and I didn't think anything of it. Then the next year when I finally started liking girls and having crushes, I had a crush on her but realized that I had fukked it up

When I was a kid I was playing street hockey with the neighborhood kids and got hit on the forehead with a hockey puck shyt had me like

 

[EffedUp]

I ran out into a busy street and almost got hit by a car.

One day my neighbors had a bunch of family over. I was real cool with this tomboy that lived there and she was playing catch with one of her cousins. They had the tennis balls with the velcro mats. I wanted in on their game but they wouldn't let me. I then decide to retrieve any ball that got away from them to feel a part of the game. They were also playing in the driveway that both of our houses shared. Everything was going well until a ball got past me and I went after it and into the street. I can remember hearing both of them yelling at me to leave it alone but I was set on getting that ball.
I lived on a very busy street known for having tons of accidents each year. My ass froze up with all those cars honking at me. I made it back across the street in one piece and moms snatched me up. Didn't catch the beats since she was more scared than anything so she just yelled at me. However, the girl's mom was so mad at my carelessness that she temporarily banned me from going next door.

 

[patscorpio]

goodness.. How. Many people where in that Car?

And what your Uncle say?

1..my uncle was doing his Witness thing and curiosity almost killed the cat...he was just as shook as I was..my pops though let me have it.