What's the dumbest thing you did as a kid?

[Clayton Endicott]

Asked what color panties my teacher was wearing( blonde pawg with DD”s) 10 says suspension


Me and my friends made those bottles bombs and went to the good side of our block and threw em in the pond. Swat was called no. They came DEEP military gear and a helicopter lol. I was in like 6-7th grade no chargers could be filed but they did call my dad and mom

Dad was in the military and me and my brother stole some games from his base store(military brehs know what I’m talking about). He was so embarrassed smh. We got the meanest Spankings of our lives and he broke our game cub with a hammer. Then my mom made us go take a shower and she came in mid shower and whooped us again

 

[Brehcepticon]

Wasn’t even my fault technically but used to sleepwalk a lot. shyt was all fun and games then went thru a period of time where I would wake up, piss in the air vents & go back to sleep.

Folk never whooped my ass for it but would be on some shyt. Yall already know how piss start smelling after a while so I know they were tired of my lil pissing ass .

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

We used to hide in my friends bedroom turn out the lights and shoot cars and people with a pellet gun out his window like a sniper.

 

[ben anderson]

Bro I’ve never seen my parents so upset smh. Shir was wild

 

[shopthatwrecks]

- I used to hit up Sears right when they opened and go straight to the game section. Nobody was really paying attention in the morning so whatever games weren't in the case, I put in my shirt and walked out. I then went down to funcoland and traded them in. I remember one time I traded in 22 copies of some F1 racing game on Sega Saturn. The dude was mad and asked why I had so many copies. I told him that we had a big family and really liked the game. That day stood out because I traded in 22 Sega Saturn games to get a Sega Saturn lol.

- I remember when metal gear came out and the guy at funcoland let me get it a day early. So I leave home the next day to walk to school and give my mom time to leave for work. I circle the block and go back to the house to play. I'm playing the game in my room and then I hear something downstairs. I look out the window and see my mom's car. So my dumb ass turns off the psx and ran to the bathroom to hide. I can hear her coming up the stairs so I get in the tub behind the shower curtain. She comes in the bathroom to take a shyt and I'm literally 2 feet in front of her behind the shower curtain. This was back before cell phones so she was just sitting there in dead silence. To this day, I don't know how I stayed quiet enough for her not to catch me but after she lit the bathroom up, she left the house and I went back to playing my game.

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useta do the sammmmmmmmmmme shyt...lmfao.... we would always get the price sheets..........me and my lil circle had a system... call around to the different locations...see if they had the more expensive games.... 9 times outta 10 they never had them....we'd mark the games and location

then hit up kaybee...circuit city, kaybee ...sam goody and the jackpot..blockbuster music....blockbuster had the try be4 u buy system...and we exploit and get games...

by friday we would have over 30 games each along with toys...because u could sell action figures too... from wwe bonecrushing...to spawn and power rangers..

had duffle bags full of shyt some i stole some i bought...made a killing..gameworld came they were stingy and they brought the stingy shyt to gamestop

funcoland....nostalgic

 

[KodeBlue]

Damn breh, the water get cut off or something?

Naw. Lol

I was bored

 

[JadeB]

Set my blanket on fire because I used a lamp to read in the dark

 

[LezJepzin]

When I was in the second grade, I went back in the classroom while everyone was out for recess and took a bunch of school supplies from kids desks (specialized pencils, pens , erasers etc.) Everyone coming back into class looking like on their shyt coming up missing while I was like "what happened to your limited edition pencil Jimmy?"

When my parents found all of their shyt in my backpack when I got home, they made me give it back . So the next day, during recess, I did the same thing, but in reverse.

Those same classmates were then


I was more surprised to how how easy it was than anything.

 

[DaRealness]

You one of them kids that used to eat paste out the tub in kindergarten aren't you


Was the ass fat ?

 

[ThaRealness]

We slashed car tires to prove we were the hardest clique in school

 

[lespaulultra3]

useta do the sammmmmmmmmmme shyt...lmfao.... we would always get the price sheets..........me and my lil circle had a system... call around to the different locations...see if they had the more expensive games.... 9 times outta 10 they never had them....we'd mark the games and location

then hit up kaybee...circuit city, kaybee ...sam goody and the jackpot..blockbuster music....blockbuster had the try be4 u buy system...and we exploit and get games...

by friday we would have over 30 games each along with toys...because u could sell action figures too... from wwe bonecrushing...to spawn and power rangers..

had duffle bags full of shyt some i stole some i bought...made a killing..gameworld came they were stingy and they brought the stingy shyt to gamestop

funcoland....nostalgic

Dam I remember those sheets. I used to study that thing like I was decoding the cure for cancer.

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

this could potentially be demonic, but did she get raped or sexually assaulted or just had a train ran on her willingly?

It wasn't demonic. I left her with 3 other girls. She supposedly had a train run on here willing in the basement. When the other girls were ready to go she refused and said she wanted to stay. The boys then supposedly drove her home instead and ran another train. She later said she was raped but all chargers were dropped. I was like 6 dudes. I didn't even know the chick like that.

 

[KING WILL]

Got mad one day.

Went to my room and had a bottle of lotion sitting on top of a storage box in the middle of my room. Tried to fg kick the bottle, but hit the box instead.


Fell to the ground in pain like a mfer!!! shyt was black n blue, but didnt swell up to much.

Tuffed it out for a few days, but finally told my moms...

She said, "That's what ya ass get for running round here kicking on shyt!" ...lol

 

[Alvin]

It wasn't demonic. I left her with 3 other girls. She supposedly had a train run on here willing in the basement. When the other girls were ready to go she refused and said she wanted to stay. The boys then supposedly drove her home instead and ran another train. She later said she was raped but all chargers were dropped. I was like 6 dudes. I didn't even know the chick like that.

that's what I was getting at, shyt was a recipe for disaster

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

that's what I was getting at, shyt was a recipe for disaster

Which is why I put it in here