What's the dumbest thing you've heard someone get into physical altercation over?

[JasonSJackson]

Lol

When we was kids Me and a couple neighborhood homeboys went on a trip to the country for the weekend. There was a bb gun at the spot we were at and once nikkas got a hold of it u should already know the types of things we started doing with it. Anyways, at one point one of my homeboys gets to chasing the other homeboy around with the bb gun tryin to pop him with it lol. The homeboy who was being chased ran up into a bathroom and tried closing the door but couldnt get it shut before the other homeboy was able to slide the gun in the crack and pull the trigger. After the pop, the door closed then reopened a few seconds later with my homeboy falling out of it onto the floor HAHAHAHAH.

Yo was rolling around on the floor, nikkas laughed and kept it moving.

Anyways, when we got back to our neighborhood me and the nikka who got shot tell the story to our other homeboys and nikkas get to cracking on yo and pumping him up to the point he now wanted to fight the nikka who shot him hahahahaha.......

So once he's thoroly amped to fight yo, we goes to the nikka who shot him's apartment building and ring yo bell and tell him to come down. Yo was acting like he wasnt home and then his older brother came down talking that "yall not going to bank my brother" ish. We explained to him it wasnt no banking type of party and that my man just wanted to fight him one on one...

so he goes gets the brother.

Yo, these nikkas might have had one of the funniest fights ever................

but that shyt was over the dumbest thing.

 

[HalfwayHandsome]

Rachet p*ssy

 

[Vilified not verified]

I ended up stomping on one kids face in the school hallway because he laughed at me when i failed to catch a skittle in my mouth after i tossed it up. Looking back it was uncalled for.

 

[JasonSJackson]

Rachet p*ssy

brb

using imagination since no story

 

[JasonSJackson]

I ended up stomping on one kids face in the school hallway because he laughed at me when i failed to catch a skittle in my mouth after i tossed it up. Looking back it was uncalled for.

lol

 

[Inglewood]

Being first to pick Oddjobs in OO7.

 

[JasonSJackson]

Being first to pick Oddjobs in OO7.

HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

 

[cleanface coney]

lyrics to "In Da Club" by 50 cent

 

[BocaRear]

those guys who fought over who made the best kool aid

 

[Winston]

Years ago me and my younger brother(8 and 6) were shopping with our parents. We got bored af so we went and sat on some chairs and waited...5 mins later... an old white granny pushes her shopping cart past with 2 kids sitting in the empty cart. For some reason my bro starts pointing at them and singing patois"Dem bow, dem bow ,dem bow dem bow"
I'm sure they didnt know what it meant but one of the white boys jumped from the cart onto my bro and started throwing hands.
I got up to but he ran off leaving his granny like. For the rest of the day I was talking ish, so my bro stopped every blonde white boy "were you the guy that hit me"and beat up anyone that hesitated

 

[Mr. Pink]

I know it's a cliche but I was involved in a dustup over a spilled drink.

I spilled a Gin&Tonic on some guy and even though I apologized and offered to buy him a couple of drinks, he felt he had to put on a tough guy act in front of his girl and the other people in his group. So he started testing me and I straight up told him "I apologized, you can be a man and accept it and let me buy you a drink or you can walk away with nothing."

I guess old boy thought I had to become his butler for the week or some shyt, cause he was getting ready to throw hands( his posture changed, jaw clenched, the classical telegraphed "lean back before you throw a haymaker") so I clocked him first.

 

[Uptown WaYo87]

Smh in JHS i was in gym class playing ball with my classmates. Well it was the end of the period and everyone tryna take those last bball shots and i made mine but this kid from another class didnt pass me the ball when i asked him 2, he went ahead and took his but looking back i dont even think he heard me or w e..

Well anyway that shyt set me off and i kept telling him and everyone i know ima beat his ass after school. When the time comes i go to his floor with 3 of my boys(r.i.p dre) and man this nikka was terrified, tears in his eyes and everything. I ended up mushing his face real hard but didnt punch him cause how scared he was..even when i just mushed him he let out this giant cry.. needless to say my boys were pissed at me..espicially since a large crowd formed around us and i guess they wanted to see someone get stomped out lol..i still remember the look on his face and always felt bad about that shyt looking back. I never once try to bully anyone i treat everyone with respect but idk what got.into me that day...i still cringe about it till this day cause that kid really didnt want it and i did that shyt over some petty bs

 

[Savior]

My 1 friend knocked a dude out on the spot for accidentally bumping into him in the club

 

[kp404]

A girl heard that her best friend from birth may have posted something on facebook (positive or negative, its the fact that she talked about her on facebook) and without checking, she punches the girl in the hallway. This was at the school I taught at last year:drakecomeon:

 

[JasonSJackson]

Being first to pick Oddjobs in OO7.

Dog im still laughing at this post

I remember how nikkas used to argue about using oddjob and camping spawn points in that game

hahahah

yo i wish i could rep you again