What's the dumbest thing you've heard someone get into physical altercation over?

[Flay Mayweather]

I seen these nikkas have a roman candle fight and my boy got shot in the face with it and it exploded.

It look off half the skin of his face.

His brother beat one of the nikkas up, not because he shot his little brother, but because he didn't let him shoot it at him

I swear my neighborhood was fukked up

 

[Canada Goose]

Yeah, so I'm in middle school (7th grade) and I say some stupid shyt and a niggga calls out "neck." (When one calls neck, they can hit you on ya neck open handed for said, "stupid shyt")

I'm like "Ion play dat shyt (game) my niggga" (back then I couldn't stop saying my niggga )

Gary gon tell that niggga, "I bet you wont get yo neck".....pause.

Then O slaps me on the neck. I looked at Gary and in my mind I let out a loud "FUKKKKKKKKKKK" cause I knew we had to box, I wasn't finna let that slide.

I take a step like shyt is cool, dropped my backpack and just started rushing Oscar. I'm hittin that niggga talmbout "bink, bink, bink" ...Gary laughin nshyt like it's funny but Im really mad cause I didn't feel like fighting that day.

At the crib, I told my big brother about it. He told me I had to fight Gary too for instigating it Gary was big dena ho tho so I told some of my nigggas that we were gonna jump him. Typing this out made me remember, we never jumped him.

If I run into him, I'll be updating this thread

So you're a grown man, hoping to catch another grown man slipping because of something he did in the 7TH GRADE, when yall was KIDS?





Ol revenge of the nerds ass nikka

Your post reminded me of the 3rd verse on that Pac song "Changes" "Some punk that I roughed up way back, coming back after all these years"

 

[Mass]

Seen nikkas Fight Over Who.gonna Be The First To Go In A Train Like Seven Hours AHEAD of When This Said Train Was Supposed To.Go Down.....

Miss Thing Ended Up Backing Out Of The Idea Anyway So These nikkas Ended They Friendship Over Nothing.

 

[Ronnie Lott]

Inspired after watching above the rim, I threw the ball at a guys back when taking the ball out of bounds in PE class. He was so angry and turned around and shoved me, so I took off on him in front of the entire class ended up punching the teacher when she tried to break it up. Ended up with a 2 week suspension and a month of Saturday school.

The worst was in SF new years eve, we got into a dope club, Willie Brown the former Mayor was there as it was a pretty upscale event, was 100 just to get in. Bad bytches everywhere, everyone is drunk and the count down was about 10 minutes away. The one bummy guy of the group who had to borrow money just to get in was trying to stunt with a half of a half of a joint and tried to fire it up in front of security. Security tells him to put it out and he was like fukk you which turns into him being choked out by security which led to a big ass brawl in the middle of Broadway, we get him out of there and I'm carrying the fool down the street and the idiot had the audacity to say well I still got the dubie.

 

[Nasty_Nate]

I remember my homeboy's sister and her girl were arguing about whose p*ssy was more stank, next thing you know they started swinging on each other. The other girl said that my homeboy's sisters lil' baby cousin p*ssy was stank, and then my homeboy's sister swung on her. Dumb shyt....

 

[thegreatwb]

I was the cause for my brother getting into stupid fight back in the 90's at Chuck E. Cheese (back when it was called Showbiz Pizza). I was there for a birthday party and they had my favorite game which was Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. All my tokens were finished so I was just roaming around watching everybody else play. I was watching this one guy play turtles and when he died, he walked away. The timer was counting down to zero but before it finished, another dude walked up and put in a token which made the counter reset to 10. He just stood there waiting for the timer to count down to zero and I thought he didn't know what to do so I went up and hit the button for him. He got mad because he wanted to start from the beginning but he couldn't since I hit the button. He was like 20 years old and I was around 11. I won't lie I was scared as hell. He got in my face talking about I owed him a token so I just walked away and told me brother what happened. My brother asked me to point him out and within seconds, dude was getting stomped out near the skeeter ball by my brother and his friends.

 

[Jasmine20]

Two dumbasses getting into a physical fight over who has more money out of Birdman or Jay-Z



"Jay-Z got old money. That shyt go way back." she dumb as fukk

 

[Ninjaz In Paris]

when I was younger I seen 2 nikkas box because they were arguing over whether tweety bird was a girl or a boy...

 

[BigE214]

So you're a grown man, hoping to catch another grown man slipping because of something he did in the 7TH GRADE, when yall was KIDS?





Ol revenge of the nerds ass nikka

Your post reminded me of the 3rd verse on that Pac song "Changes" "Some punk that I roughed up way back, coming back after all these years"

There's always that one poster, or two if you count the niggga that dapped you.

I just wish you were in Dallas so I could share a meet up experience with the board about you

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

A man

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

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[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

Two dumbasses getting into a physical fight over who has more money out of Birdman or Jay-Z



"Jay-Z got old money. That shyt go way back." she dumb as fukk

Wow chick got embarrassed time after time. She's a fool. You can't win after a good weave joke. Too bad he didn't get a good hit in.

 

[L&HH]

Two dumbasses getting into a physical fight over who has more money out of Birdman or Jay-Z



"Jay-Z got old money. That shyt go way back." she dumb as fukk

This video is hilarity. The argument was so stupid. The bytch made no sense though when she said that old money nonsense.

 

[Omerta]

I set off a pretty stupid fight once.

Me and my friend were at a club just checking things out (he runs a Security company and was just there paying the guards).

My friend was talking to a girl who came up to him. Few minutes later a few boys (who were with the girl on the night) came up to my friend in his face...I was a little bit away so to me it looked like they were starting him, when later on I found out the guy was just saying to my friend if the girl was annoying him. So I walked up like a hero and walked over and got in his face and was like 'is there a fukking problem here?'...needless to say that started a complete brawl between about 5 of them and just 2 of us which included my friend and one of them flying and doing a 180 mid air and landing on a glass table and breaking it and me trying to hold offa few others. My friend ended up with bite marks on his shoulder cause the guy bit him and I ended up with a few bruises. Everyone got kicked out obviously and a few cops cars came so we had to leave.

Pretty stupid on my end.

 

[Omerta]

Actually another one which got us in a lot of shyt.

Long ass story short....senior year last day was dress up day at school...one of my friends completely dressed up as Hitler (shaped his moustache like Hitler too)...and there was this fakkit in the year below us who was Jewish and had a shirt that said 'Superjew"...so we grabbed him, took him to the toilets and were gonna take a photo of my Hitler friend whipping him. Some other guy jumped in, set off a brawl...teachers came, once they found out what we were doing and why we all got kicked out of Graduation.