What's the dumbest thing you've heard someone get into physical altercation over?

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There's always that one poster, or two if you count the niggga that dapped you. :smh:

I just wish you were in Dallas so I could share a meet up experience with the board about you :heh:
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So you wanna fight me because I poked fun at you on a internet forum? :heh:

I could understand if I want at you like some of these posters go at Binary for example but damn you take your self too seriously :skip:
 

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Altercations...I know about three people who got killed over dice games: hood fukkery:snoop:
 

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I was the cause for my brother getting into stupid fight back in the 90's at Chuck E. Cheese (back when it was called Showbiz Pizza). I was there for a birthday party and they had my favorite game which was Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. All my tokens were finished so I was just roaming around watching everybody else play. I was watching this one guy play turtles and when he died, he walked away. The timer was counting down to zero but before it finished, another dude walked up and put in a token which made the counter reset to 10. He just stood there waiting for the timer to count down to zero and I thought he didn't know what to do so I went up and hit the button for him. He got mad because he wanted to start from the beginning but he couldn't since I hit the button. He was like 20 years old and I was around 11. I won't lie I was scared as hell. He got in my face talking about I owed him a token so I just walked away and told me brother what happened. My brother asked me to point him out and within seconds, dude was getting stomped out near the skeeter ball by my brother and his friends.
hahahahaha

i could see this story
 

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The usage of the terms " poppin" vs " crackin" to describe something cool.

Scenario was like this:

Person a: "man that shyt is poppin bruh :ohhh: "

Person b: "that shyt crackin"

Person a: "poppin :stopitslime:"

Person b: "naw nikka that shyt crackin! "

*fight*
 

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I set off a pretty stupid fight once.

Me and my friend were at a club just checking things out (he runs a Security company and was just there paying the guards).

My friend was talking to a girl who came up to him. Few minutes later a few boys (who were with the girl on the night) came up to my friend in his face...I was a little bit away so to me it looked like they were starting him, when later on I found out the guy was just saying to my friend if the girl was annoying him. So I walked up like a hero and walked over and got in his face and was like 'is there a fukking problem here?'...needless to say that started a complete brawl between about 5 of them and just 2 of us which included my friend and one of them flying and doing a 180 mid air and landing on a glass table and breaking it and me trying to hold offa few others. My friend ended up with bite marks on his shoulder cause the guy bit him and I ended up with a few bruises. Everyone got kicked out obviously and a few cops cars came so we had to leave.

Pretty stupid on my end.
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Actually another one which got us in a lot of shyt.

Long ass story short....senior year last day was dress up day at school...one of my friends completely dressed up as Hitler (shaped his moustache like Hitler too)...and there was this fakkit in the year below us who was Jewish and had a shirt that said 'Superjew"...so we grabbed him, took him to the toilets and were gonna take a photo of my Hitler friend whipping him. Some other guy jumped in, set off a brawl...teachers came, once they found out what we were doing and why we all got kicked out of Graduation.
you and your peoples is white?
 

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Dog im still laughing at this post

I remember how nikkas used to argue about using oddjob and camping spawn points in that game

hahahah

yo i wish i could rep you again

Remember when everybody used to bytch over getting to be in the top-left corner? :why:

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Lol

When we was kids Me and a couple neighborhood homeboys went on a trip to the country for the weekend. There was a bb gun at the spot we were at and once nikkas got a hold of it u should already know the types of things we started doing with it. Anyways, at one point one of my homeboys gets to chasing the other homeboy around with the bb gun tryin to pop him with it lol. The homeboy who was being chased ran up into a bathroom and tried closing the door but couldnt get it shut before the other homeboy was able to slide the gun in the crack and pull the trigger. After the pop, the door closed then reopened a few seconds later with my homeboy falling out of it onto the floor HAHAHAHAH.

Yo was rolling around on the floor, nikkas laughed and kept it moving.

Anyways, when we got back to our neighborhood me and the nikka who got shot tell the story to our other homeboys and nikkas get to cracking on yo and pumping him up to the point he now wanted to fight the nikka who shot him hahahahaha.......

So once he's thoroly amped to fight yo, we goes to the nikka who shot him's apartment building and ring yo bell and tell him to come down. Yo was acting like he wasnt home and then his older brother came down talking that "yall not going to bank my brother" ish. We explained to him it wasnt no banking type of party and that my man just wanted to fight him one on one...

so he goes gets the brother.

Yo, these nikkas might have had one of the funniest fights ever................

but that shyt was over the dumbest thing.

You gotta be from Baltimore....
 

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Tdot.. till the death of me
back in elementary school I was playing soccer with this somalian kid and his team beat our team and he was acting a lil too "happy" about it.

so me and my n!gga started throwing hands...he hit the ground and my boy held him down while I was doing some WWF knees to his ribcage :smh:

by far the dumbest fight ive been in. I almost got expelled from school over that. to make matters worse I just found out that same dude was shot and killed at a club here a few years back. Obviously I had nothing to do with that, but i feel like dude has been picked on and bullied pretty much his whole life :sadcam:
 
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