Whats the fastest amount of time it took u to sleep with someone

muzikfrk75

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My homie called me one nite and said come over at 11:00pm I got a shot for you. So I get there and he has this chubby white girl over there. I sit on the couch with her and he goes in his room and close the door. Her first question was "what do u like to do for fun"? :shaq: I said "what I'm about to do right now, get naked" I strapped up and went in. When it was over she said she don't normally do this but it takes a lot to get her going. So she was like do u know anybody else whose down? :mjpls: I called my other homie who was across town, man seems like he got there in ten mins. Lol after he got there I walked outside with my other homie while they got busy. After about 15 mins I could here them arguing. I goes in to see what's wrong she was clowning him because he took the rubber off and was beating raw :deadmanny:

:russ: I can't breathe
 

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Nope. I met her at starbucks in broad daylight. Honestly, I think she had made her mind up that if she met a nikka that she could vibe with that day, she was gonna give him some p*ssy.

Shorty is a solid woman too, at the time she just was going through a bad period in her life and wanted to feel good(Halle Berry) even if it was just on some endorphin rush type shyt.....

We talked about life, what it was worth, and GOD for about an hour and somehow we ended up fukking each other into a coma 30 minutes afterwards. I still don't know what I said to her to spark her loins like that, but I later found out she gets off on mental/intellectual foreplay.....

I love women who are into mind sex their p*ssy be on point
 

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and you guys think the female average is 10 :heh: these are going to be wives, and all these stories are going to be secrets they take with them to the grave playboys lol.

Thats y im holding out for a v. I done seen and been apart of too much dirt haha. But for a fine ass v who cooks and everything. ill try to slay the last devil as best i can.
 

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5hrs. I was playing wingman for my dude. He was tryna smash 1 sister while I kept the other occupied:manny:
 

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Well here is 1 of the dozen times I hooked up with a chick in 3 hrs or less:

In college me & my teammates hit this club. :stylin: I start dancin with this mexican chick, this bytch starts grindin on me, droppin it like its hot. I start grippin her azz, she's backin it up on a nygga etc.:ahh:

This goes on for about 3 or 4 songs. So at this point I'm on brick, and I start seein how far I could go with this bytch. I start grabbin on them breast meats, she's grabbin on my wood! :ooh: I'm like fucc it, and I start rubbin on her box! She had a dress on, so I'm feelin on puzzy :blessed:

At that point, I'm like if this bytch is lettin me do all this on the dancefloor. Why don't I take it to the next level. I tell the chick let's go outside to the car. She's like cool. We took 2 shots before we went outside, she tells her friends well be right back.:gladbron: We went to her car and she gave me some of the best dome I have ever got in my life. :ooh:

We both went back in the club and the bytch acted like nothin happend and kept partyin:manny:
 

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:gladbron: there's one on the east side ? Me and my peoples found the one on 9th by accident. I have an office by times square and told them to meet me at a spot on restaurant row. They weren't feeling it and we walked into Mercury, and got whopped :drunk:

go to the one on the east 30th and 3rd i believe - so much better and has way more space to move.
 

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i envied u nikkas...:russ::russ::russ:

u can count on 1 hand the bad hoes that was in the nawf...


when u nikkas had a buffet of bytches....without stretchmarks or the witch hazel n moth ball scent

Yeah northshore :noah:

My cousin wqs a football star over there, knocked down like every bad chick at the school
 

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20 minutes. Straight from the club to the parking lot in her/my car. A few times,

A more interesting question would be what is the longest amount of time you went before scoring with someone you wanted?
 

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Been alot of instances of quick easy p*ssy. The instance on my mind right now happened in a club (Webster Hall in NY). Dancing with a chic on the 2 floor dance floor for about 10 mins we then go to the lounge area and i started kissing her while she sat on my lap. She straddled me and I pull them panties to the side and grinded up in her and nutted. Chances are i got a 1/2 italian 1/2 blk bastid somewhere
 

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last new years i met a girl from toronto at a gig i had around 3am. we played the gig till 5:30-6:00am, after i finished and sat down with a few of my friends to talk, she came up to me and said she had two questions to ask: what was my name and did i have a girlfriend. i'd say in a little less than an hour she was back at my house in my bed...
 

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2 hours when i was like 16...i was off a pill though.

I actually appreciate the chase now makes the payoff more monumental.
 
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