What's the funniest or weirdest flex for rappers?

[maxamusa]

gotta be denim...... really? IRL how im gonna know what brand it even is unless you told me

IDC how low you sag I'm not scanning your thigh region(pause )

 

[InGodWeTrust]

Money phones.

Put it in the bank idiot. You look like a walking lick.

Or that Blac Youngsta money in the hotel foolishness

 

[69 others]

The seafood flex era. Atleast they were eating healthy

 

[DropTopDoc]

Saying you have a multi thousand dollar drug habit (perc, xan, lean, weed)

 

[old pig]

troy ave shytting on ppl who “still” use shower curtains

 

[FrontoBama]

Always irks me when rappers talk about how much they get for a feature.

Like nikka, that‘s not supposed to be the culture.

Minus we’ll brag about how much you pay the ghostwriter too.

 

[Fresh]

holding up money to their ears, it's mad corny in my opinion, just my opinion

 

[bourgeoisie tall freak]

troy ave shytting on ppl who “still” use shower curtains

man i just realized how fukkin annoying shower curtains are. im renovating my master bath that i am used to using where the shower is glass, so im using my other bathroom that has a shower curtain and that shyt is annoying... trying to keep it closed and from flapping around, wondering how many uses before it gets too icky, etc. if yall know of good shower curtains let me know lol

 

[purpletentacle]

Any rapper who brags about having a drug addiction. At best they're flexing about having the money to maintain an expensive habit... at worst they're flexing about their dependency / substance abuse / mental health issues

 

[Iverson_64]

The Game has a song(I forget which one) where he rapped about banging some of the same industry thots that NBA players smash.

To me, that's a strange flex since it doesn't make him seem that special for bagging them.

 

[maxamusa]

The seafood flex era. Atleast they were eating healthy

I eat so many skrimps I got iodine poisionin`

 

[Tunez]

Jewelry

 

[OfTheCross]

My gasoline always supreme

 

[HabitualChiller]

holding up money to their ears, it's mad corny in my opinion, just my opinion

Getcha money up, broke ass nikka

 

[Hater Eraser]

I eat so many skrimps I got iodine poisionin`

" Brown Bag Seafood Co.

March 1, 2019 ·

"I'm eating so many shrimps, I got iodine poisoning" Just an FYI - Pimp C would have had to actually eat over 7 lbs of shrimp in a single day to start to feel any negative side effects from the iodine in shrimp... so it's probably not something most people need to worry about. #Three6Mafia #UGK #ProjectPat #scrimps#shrimpfacts

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