What's the funniest or weirdest flex for rappers?

[R.E.N. Spells Ren]

An outdated flex that makes me chuckle every time I hear it now:

“We don’t stop at the tolls, we got ez passes nikka”

 

[Mega]

"I'm tryin' to put platinum eyebrows on these hoes
I just bought me a platinum football field, nikka"

 

[MidwestD]

Cassidy - I spent 100 Gs on white tees"

 

[InGodWeTrust]

Also talking bout he never wears the same white tee twice. He throws it away.

 

[Mandizi]

Rappers sexin chicks they don't know the name of/sexin fans.

 

[Mr. Negative]

The seafood flex era. Atleast they were eating healthy

I think it was Dro and/or Jeezy I remember bragging about eating tilapia.

 

[Canada Goose]

Bragging about everything being foreign, rappers are the most unpatriotic people ever

 

[Theolodius_Black]

I think it was Dro and/or Jeezy I remember bragging about eating tilapia.

Mafia, mafia, bytch I'm in the mafia
Speaking my language if you talking bout talipia

That was Jeezy ass lol

 

[MidwestD]

Linen shorts so my balls don't get hot, ha. -

 

[Sleepy Floyd]

"That's why I fukked yo bytch!"

That's not a flex

 

[Ethnic Cleansing]

My Jewish Lawyer

 

[africngiant]

smelling like shyt cause he came from the struggle

 

[Matt504]

weirdest flex has to be bustdown watches.

 

[Firefly]

bragging about smashing these groupies who sleep with every rapper who comes to town, name or no name and spending money on them then rapping about it like it's a flex.

 

[Fresh]

Getcha money up, broke ass nikka

I was just referring to the trend breh, no need to take shots at me, and my money is good, somebody always gotta get smart, that's why I rarely post on here

just stick to the thread topic goofy