What's the funniest or weirdest flex for rappers?

[Sad Bunny]

I think it was Dro and/or Jeezy I remember bragging about eating tilapia.

Big Sean bragging about asparagus

“I must be doing something right if even meal comes with asparagus”


Wayne had a line too.

“And when you’re really rich then asparagus is yummy”

 

[Cheese McNair]

Big Sean bragging about asparagus

“I must be doing something right if even meal comes with asparagus”

Wayne had a line too.

“And when you’re really rich then asparagus is yummy”

Asparagus is good as fukk tho

But anybody can buy that

 

[HabitualChiller]

I was just referring to the trend breh, no need to take shots at me, and my money is good, somebody always gotta get smart, that's why I rarely post on here

just stick to the thread topic goofy

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shyt was a joke, but okay.

fukk do I look like caring about another man's money.

 

[Flexington]

"I'm tryin' to put platinum eyebrows on these hoes
I just bought me a platinum football field, nikka"

"With the frog eyes"

 

[maxamusa]

The real answer to this thread is keyless ignition

love that one...FOB keys been standard on all makes a models for damn near 2 decades

 

[maxamusa]

Bragging about everything being foreign, rappers are the most unpatriotic people ever

LMFAO, I'm HOWLING

hold this rep breh

 

[maxamusa]

Big Sean bragging about asparagus

“I must be doing something right if even meal comes with asparagus”

Wayne had a line too.

“And when you’re really rich then asparagus is yummy”

shyt like $3.99 a pound.....wait till rappers find out about truffles

 

[Complexion]

Could rappers be the most insecure people on Earth?

Survey says...

 

[DropTopDoc]

Surprised no one posted this, this the one

 

[Pool_Shark]

Moving in silence like lasagna

 

[maxamusa]

"That's why I fukked yo bytch!"

That's not a flex

everybody wanna be Pac so bad

 

[Fresh]

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shyt was a joke, but okay.

fukk do I look like caring about another man's .

it's all good, misunderstanding, I'm just used to posters being so hostile on here, no biggie, enjoy night breh

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shyt was a joke, but okay.

fukk do I look like caring about another man's

 

[Fresh]

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shyt was a joke, but okay.

fukk do I look like caring about another man's money.

I tried to give you rep for being cool and easygoing but I don't know if it went through fam

 

[My Girl is Bow Legged]

smashin yellowbone/white girls like they some sort of exotic rare people

having 2 phones

tricking

eating crab meats

 

[Armchair Militant]

I’ve heard a few rappers brag about buying ass or t*ts for a woman. I thought that was odd