What's the funniest or weirdest flex for rappers?

[Paper Boi]

having fukked erykah badu

 

[skokiaan]

When they put rims in everything...Nelly had spinners on his microwave

 

[big bun]

Here’s one that always had me …Every rapper’s kids getting straight A’s in school. Lying they ass off.

 

[Dwayne_Taylor]

Getting jewelry surgically implanted into your face

 

[CrimsonTider]

gotta be denim...... really? IRL how im gonna know what brand it even is unless you told me

IDC how low you sag I'm not scanning your thigh region(pause )

Purple denim, amiri, balmain all have a unique look and to take it back, evisu, robin jeans, tru religion all have a distinctive style


y’all have 0 fashion sense

 

[CrimsonTider]

Saying you have a multi thousand dollar drug habit (perc, xan, lean, weed)

It ain’t nothing for me to pay a nikka 50 g’s a year just to roll my weed

 

[8WON6]

exotic animals

 

[Zero]

When's the last time your feet had sand on em, nikka? - Westside Gunn

It doesn't cost a dime to go to a beach

 

[maxamusa]

Purple denim, amiri, balmain all have a unique look and to take it back, evisu, robin jeans, tru religion all have a distinctive style


y’all have 0 fashion sense

Miss the entire premise of the thread breh


Don't include me on the "y'all" part. My closet is pricey. that shyt still a goofy flex and 99% aint sweating nobody over their denims. I've gotten compliments on every piece/accessory I own damn near. Denim not so much unless a shorty was rubbing on them


if your denim is the star maybe you got no sense breh

 

[maxamusa]

My gasoline always supreme

double entendre barz

 

[CrimsonTider]

Miss the entire premise of the thread breh


Don't include me on the "y'all" part. My closet is pricey. that shyt still a goofy flex and 99% aint sweating nobody over their denims. I've gotten compliments on every piece/accessory I own damn near. Denim not so much unless a shorty was rubbing on them


if your denim is the star maybe you got no sense breh

“Chrome heart jeans I’m kinda done with the Amiris”

- lil baby

 

[-DMP-]

Wifing chicks that got famous from “home movies”

 

[maxamusa]

“Chrome heart jeans I’m kinda done with the Amiris”

- lil baby

aw cmon son you were being fr b4....you trying to spin now ?


as a fan of your posting; I gotta say you're better than this

 

[CrimsonTider]

aw cmon son you were being fr b4....you trying to spin now ?


as a fan of your posting; I gotta say you're better than this

The real answer to this thread is keyless ignition

 

[iamduval]

The icebox thing they’ve been doing lately is weird to me