When you want to sit down but can't cause you don't want to seem like a bytch
if i gottta piss in the middle of the night or too early in the morning i always sit to pee.
fukk turning on the light and having to aim.
what's the hardest part about peeing?
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if i gottta piss in the middle of the night or too early in the morning i always sit to pee.
fukk turning on the light and having to aim.
Black Cobain
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I sit when I'm at my house, no one's watching and it's pretty comfortableWhen you want to sit down but can't cause you don't want to seem like a bytch
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Bleeding? WTF?
NOTHING WORSE THAT TAKING A shyt AND YOU GOTTA PISS. YOU TUCK YOUR dikk TO TAKE A PISS AND IT FALLS IN THE DAMN WATER. 
J.E.T.S
Lookahere mayne...
Then you dream about a urinal and wake up again in a panic. You check yourself hoping you didn't do what you think you did...
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I drink that anywaywater and
Oh shyt I thought I was the only one with that dream! Dreaming you're pissin like a mufukka then you wake up just in time. Hopefully.
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Lookahere mayne...
If you not dabbing after
Pissy drawls ass nikkas
Dabbing?...
I just kindda squeeze my junk in a downwards motion, from the base to the tip like a tube of toothpaste, once I finish peeing. Then shake and install in back into my bloomers...
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Damn, I didn't realize until I read this thread, that peeing came with so many issues.
It's a lot that could go wrong when you piss. You don't think about it but there's some inherent possibilities.
It's a lot that could go wrong when you piss. You don't think about it but there's some inherent possibilities.
Dabbing?...
I just kindda squeeze my junk in a downwards motion, from the base to the tip like a tube of toothpaste, once I finish peeing. Then shake and install in back into my bloomers...
Yeah I dab after every use... Too old to be walking around with piss stains in my drawers