What's the Most "Out Of the Way" You've Ever Went To Get At A Broad

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Where did ol boy go wrong after 2 dates?? Was he too.....








































Nice??

Nah, it's actually a funny story. Second date, we went to see a movie. We bought our tickets, I bought some popcorn (and note that I asked if he wanted any and he said no, so I bought a small one just for me) and while we waited for the movie session to begin, we hung around the mall. There was a DDR machine in there. I'm talking about one of these things.

So the guy hops on it because he said he just HAD to and he starts dancing like a damn fool. But that wasn't the problem... he started sweating like a pig. I'm talking THIS level of perspiration. There were actual stains on his shirt

We go inside the movie, he wants to make out. I'm like NO WAY IN HELL So we're sitting there and now that motherfukker wants some popcorn So he's there munching MY popcorn that I payed for and trying to touch me with his clammy hands and trying to throw his arm around my shoulders when his armpit fukking STINKS. And I actually had to pretend to be very, very engrossed in the movie which was complete shyt while counting backwards in my head real slow and actually having to WRESTLE the popcorn out of his hands.

Worst. Date. Ever.

And he could not take being dumped, I already told you he was clueless and showed up at my place (which was on the whole other fukking side of town from where he lived) insisting on seeing me again. It was like, ''if you want to see me again, spray some goddamn deodorant on, you smelly ass motherfukker ''

 

[darius19]

in college in my freshman and second year, I attended a couple of the psych classes (lots of females) just to bag

theres a club here thats most popular on Wednesday night, I remember one of those psych classes was on a Wednesday night, so bytches would come to class in their slutty lil club outfits just used to hit em with the "before we go to the club come back to my place to pregame I got alcohol"...never made it to the club

 

[H@LLOW]

at least you got SOMETHING outta the whole ordeal.

*edit* she did have a real p*ssy tho?...right?

Yeah but because of "religious" purposes she didn't give up

 

[london]

True story.

I prentended to be Muslim for more than 6 months to date this lil Bangladesh girl... Never got the p*ssy, just anal and blow jobs.

Did your ass hurt?

 

[AntLive1981]

Chased a bus for like 15 mins just to get a broad's number , by the time I caught the bus I was looking hella & my forehead was shiny af due to sweat.

Sat behind her & chickened out last minute when I saw myself in the reflection. Sat on that bus for like 6 stops till I walked off

 

[mcdivit85]

Gotdamn, this about to bring up some stories

To get a second look at a female, I went as far as jumping off the bus 8 stops before mine.

I had to call my mama to come get me, and she ain't give up the number

What did your mom say when she had to pick you up?

Peace

 

[Swiggy]

What did your mom say when she had to pick you up?

Peace

She was ready to end my life, breh

 

[newworldafro]

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I busted some U-turns, went back in the store, walked extra slow, went back in the restaurant to get some water or a napkin

 

[Thatrogueassdiaz]

It wasn't even like a Amtrak.

I went to a bbq for a graduation like 5 years ago. The girl who graduated had brought some of her friends from Norte Dame. I met a bytch who said she was Egyptian from Virginia. Man she was bad. We smoking and everyone having a good time and I'm flirting extra heavy.We start kissing and she asks me if I want a Tylenol 4 I never heard of them only 3. That's what they face my girl after birth. So I tell her I'm cool and the whole mood changes. I say fukk it I'll pop half, but not here cause I sleep here. I tell her let's get a room. It was like 6:30 and she just laughed it off. She told me to get on the train with her back to Notre Dame. At the time me and my bm was broken up and I said fukk it. I tried to tell her I could drive there, but she said no cause we was both fukked up. I drove to the train station we smoked and popped the pill. I popped the whole thang breh. The train ride was prolly like 2.5 hours and I never said a word. Her girl picked us up from the train station and took us to her crib. I never went to college and didn't know 7 people stayed in one house. I was nervous and just fell asleep.

Okay, so how does the story end after you wake up?

 

[newworldafro]

True story.

I prentended to be Muslim for more than 6 months to date this lil Bangladesh girl... Never got the p*ssy, just anal and blow jobs.

Shiit sound like a comedy ...............................................................................

































that could probably only be safely shown in a non-Muslim country

 

[newworldafro]

Changed my major just so I can get a class with her ended up going well

That thirst , she must have been drop gorgeous?? did you even have a conversation with her before you changed majors..??

 

[newworldafro]

Changed my major just so I can get a class with her ended up going well

That thirst , she must have been drop gorgeous?? did you even have a conversation with her before you changed majors..??

 

[iBrowse]

Well...there was this store in NY that had two locations...one was way uptown and the other in soho...she worked at the soho location so even though the uptown location was easy as hell for me to get to I would still go to the soho spot to see if she was there, (it was worth the trip in the end )

My girl asked me out to the movies before shyt became official...I already saw what she wanted to see but pretended that I didn't that's all I got

 

[Asiatic Black Hebrew]

 

[iBrowse]

Chased a bus for like 15 mins just to get a broad's number , by the time I caught the bus I was looking hella & my forehead was shiny af due to sweat.

Sat behind her & chickened out last minute when I saw myself in the reflection. Sat on that bus for like 6 stops till I walked off

breh...just ...