What's the most you ever did to get laid?

[BlackSuperman]

Start a long term relationship I knew damn well I shouldn't have.

The booty was the bomb....but the rest

This gif is killing me! !!

 

[MeachTheMonster]

Drove from Cleveland to Columbus in the raggedeyest whip ever and ended up breaking down on I71 while the sniper was out there.

My pops had to come get me, boy did he have fun telling me how stupid I was

 

[Codeine Crazy]

The most i ever did was lie and tell her i really liked her

 

[Ribbs]

Three hour bus/train ride to her school. She wasn't there, called numerous times, got no answer. Realized she was playing me . Went home only for her to call me telling me she was at the field, breh I ain't never been to the school before how am I suppose to know?

Another time I pretended I like HBO's "Girls".

 

[havoc]

Logged into the coli.

 

[joeychizzle]

lol, this is the definition of being p*ssy whipped

I ain't doing as good as some..
But I'm doing better than others.

 

[DirtyMoney]

Paid $$$, Hitup Backpage, Craigslist,POF, Tinder, AdultFriendFinder.. p*ssyfiend

 

[patscorpio]

i think i got one...the last chick i ever met off myspace and prolly one of the last few chicks i messed around with before i got into my current relationship..she had no license (suspended)...i used to pick her up from work...hang out at my place...drop her off at her place..let her crash at my place at times (she was drunk...too drunk to let me fukk..long story)...etc etc for like 6 weeks without hitting it...the night she decided to let me hit it was late night..2 am..on a weeknight where i had to be up for work in 5 hours...she had to get all dolled up before i picked her up and so extended foreplay before i stuck it in...p*ssy wasn't even that great

 

[Mr. Togo]

drove like 5 hours

 

[Geek Nasty]

I drove 3 1/2 hours once to end a dry spell

 

[A1aaa]

w----

 

[joeychizzle]

Three hour bus/train ride to her school. She wasn't there, called numerous times, got no answer. Realized she was playing me . Went home only for her to call me telling me she was at the field, breh I ain't never been to the school before how am I suppose to know?

Another time I pretended I like HBO's "Girls".

that 3 hour ride back must've been a angry ass journey looool

 

[joeychizzle]

Entertained a chick for 11 months before smashing. She even told me i was in the friendzone at one point but i hung around anyway. One day i said fukk it and sent her some dikk pics. Smashed shortly thereafter

11 months
long haul

I had to think too. I threw out the best one I could think that would not get me negged or banned

it's gotta be some downlow ass scumbag ass superultragrime shyt to be negged or even banned

 

[GoonbergScandal]

Before I knew any better I drove from NJ to Pittsburgh for some internet p*ssy. The drive took me 5 hours. When I got there the chic didn't look like the pics but she had ass. Long story short, I got a hotel room for the night got and invited the chic over. She got there , we drank etc. and we was kissing and dry humping in the bed then she told me she on her period. I eventually fukked her while she on her period and drove her back home but before we did that we had to drive to get her baby from the baby daddy's house.

It's nikkas out there that drive long distances for internet p*ssy and don't even smash.

 

[2 Up 2 Down]

Offer some money some of the best head and wettest p*ssy I ever had