What's the most you ever did to get laid?

[Neil Tyson]

I walked to this girls house, but it was raining heavily. Went there drenched. She put my clothes in the dryer and then we fukked.

 

[Ray Junior]

Stayed up all night waiting for my breh to fall asleep to smash this girl. She said whoever could stay up longer can hit

My man was knocked with his mouth open laying in the other bed while we were doing it. Threw her thong on his face too lol

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

watch first 2 seasons of sex and the city. stalking their fb page to see what they are into to pretend like a give a fukk ....

feel like that would be an immediate mistake rather than recipe for success

 

[Jesus]

The first time I fukked a girl on her period when I was younger we were in the dark and she didn't tell me :

It felt different but still good so I was like fukk it

Went to the bathroom to clean off my dikk and there was blood all over it

I almost had a heart attack

@Serious

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

I took a ho on vacation just to get them draws dropped

 

[Serious]

This shyt was mad but I once tricked a chick into thinking I was going to marry her so that I could fukk. She was really strict into religion and said she was saving it for her husband. So I proposed and then managed to pursuade her that because we was getting married it was ok for us to fukk. I fukked the shyt out of her over the span of a few months and later we broke things of........she took it well considering.

I've dealt with super religious chicks, but you actually promised marriage and proposed
That's not even necessary, I just got her alone at my place and the sex tension was enooough

 

[Serious]

I held a strong piss in for about 2 hours just so I cold leave the door open by "accident" and she could she ma dikk by "accident"


She kinda made a big deal about trying to front, but it started a conversation that I thought we needed to have

 

[Serious]

The first time I fukked a girl on her period when I was younger we were in the dark and she didn't tell me :

It felt different but still good so I was like fukk it

Went to the bathroom to clean off my dikk and there was blood all over it

I almost had a heart attack

Period sex is the best especially when you go raw
Just don't look down, if you're sensitive and shyt. ( )
Plus women are super horny are during that time of the month, so nice and warm
Can't wait til my girl's next period now

@Serious

 

[joeychizzle]

We were both talking shyt the whole time. He woke up heated af. It's all good he ended up with her not as attractive roommate which happened to be her cousin. She just wasn't in the room that night. She was probably in another guy's room.

looooooooooool when your biological clock lets you down..

Its a gamble im willing to take i mean, getting that first nut on your wedding night after moaning through the pain

i am intrigued

Start a long term relationship I knew damn well I shouldn't have.

The booty was the bomb....but the rest

how could you put yourself through that

I took a ho on vacation just to get them draws dropped

damn breh. i'm only taking staycations with hos
where did you go to get them draws dropped?

Flew 3000 miles

:kony:

I was going there anyways

is the hoh champ potentially exposing his simping

Pay a crack head $10 on the late nite to suck my dikk

That's what us D boys do

Put a gun to her head

 

[Jesus]

Drove 5 hours during Christmas break to smash this chick I was seeing at the time...she was a chick I had a crush on when I was 13. Cute lil' redbone...had her take out the NuvaRing to prove she was on contraceptive.


Stood up my friends for like 4 hours to fukk this crazy chick who was married to this Navy SEAL.

Got into my first relationship when I was 20 in college to get some Chinese p*ssy....

My cousin is a pothead and most of her friends are stoners...her homegirl needed a ride to the 7-11 one time and didn't have her purse. She earned her rolling papers that night.


I'm fukking disgusting....

 

[Serious]

I must be a fukking degenerate, because I don't give a shyt if a bytch is on her period. Free lube.

It's better than lube, it's like the perfect amount, texture and warmth

 

[Jesus]

@Stuntone

 

[VegasCAC]

Period sex is the best especially when you go raw
Just don't look down, if you're sensitive and shyt. ( )
Plus women are super horny are during that time of the month, so nice and warm
Can't wait til my girl's next period now

Condoms

I don't know how to explain it, but the consistency and feeling of that thing when she's on it is something else breh

I need to run a red light again here soon

 

[Jesus]

It happened to me last week...felt nice until post-nut when I'm cleaning up and I start to get light-headed and dizzy.

 

[Serious]

This isn't crazy or anything.
But this girl I had been wanting to smash for a long time was playing games trying to make me Chase her etc...

One night out of nowhere she called me from a bar at like 230 in the morning. She was drunk I could tell right away slurring her speech etc..

She says I want to come see you what's your address? I was like you're taking a cab?

She said no I'm driving. I was like no don't do that. Don't drive in this condition etc etc.. I didn't want that on my conscience God forbid.

Then she said in the most lusty voice ever. I want to come see you.

Gave her the address.

When she got there and I saw the state she was in..I felt like such a piece of shyt.

Nothing bad happened but still regret doing that

did you fukk though?