What's the most you ever did to get laid?
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Black Cac
neg me if you love white women
LMAO
joeychizzle
光復香港，時代革命
fukk that bytch brehLearnt another language just to impress this hoe,
Took me a couple months and by the time I was done she wouldn't let me smash
now you just unlocked a whole new level of hos previously locked
i came close to that one time might have to keep them numbers in my back pocket one day
I recall we was both horny and the way I was dry humping I basically had the tip in and was shoving the tampon in further until she said fukk it and took the tampon out and I slid up in her. It felt real wet, the smell of iron was evident and after I nutted my dikk look like it had strawberry shake on it which was from the mixture of blood and semen.
smell of iron though
things we do to get a nut
@the few hour away flight to thai to tie and smash some uni bird..
@the drunken master pawg ready for some golden harvesting..
It's worth noting that I had just turned 17. Porn had a part in my decision making
joeychizzle
光復香港，時代革命
That is one filthy bytch....bytches out here playing survivor with their p*ssy now smh
I would hate I see what she looked like too
She looked sexy af
I don't stay up late for ugly broads
joeychizzle
光復香港，時代革命
It's worth noting that I had just turned 17. Porn had a part in my decision making
least you got some
I must be a fukking degenerate, because I don't give a shyt if a bytch is on her period. Free lube. 
Once to get laid I had to pretend I was into astrological signs and hippie shyt. Also I had to pretend like I smoked weed (never had). I think all the sign shyt is stupid as hell and it was difficult to not fukking laugh in her face 
But I pulled it off
But I pulled it off
forgive her stupid ass snapchat caption
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