What's the most you ever did to get laid?

[Swirv]

i can respect that
but waiting until marriage is a mad gamble



share anyway
i ain't one of these coli militants

i bet you was irrationally hating on breh like go the fukk to sleep bruh
thong on the face though

i honestly thought i was the only one

I tried that. thankfully it was high school and not university

damn
that's really doin the most
what's fukking a bytch on her period like
i had that chance but was just thinking too much about how that's basically a corrupted file you gotta delete


you proposed
blow that back out for months then break it off

cold mf

We were both talking shyt the whole time. He woke up heated af. It's all good he ended up with her not as attractive roommate which happened to be her cousin. She just wasn't in the room that night. She was probably in another guy's room.

 

[Rue]

i can respect that
but waiting until marriage is a mad gamble

Its a gamble im willing to take i mean, getting that first nut on your wedding night after moaning through the pain

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Start a long term relationship I knew damn well I shouldn't have.

The booty was the bomb....but the rest

 

[Nick Barnes]

Its a gamble im willing to take i mean, getting that first nut on your wedding night after moaning through the pain

 

[Rue]

that begs the question, will i be able to

 

[muse]

Told a girl I would help take care of her seeds. . .and after she swallowed mines, I got in my Honda Civic and left!

:patshock: RUTHLESS!

fukk a dude that drives a Honda civic, single moms

 

[BlackBall]

I took a ho on vacation just to get them draws dropped

 

[MikelArteta]

Flew 3000 miles

:kony:

I was going there anyways

 

[Thizz Khalifa.]

Pay a crack head $10 on the late nite to suck my dikk

That's what us D boys do

 

[Trajan]

I recall we was both horny and the way I was dry humping I basically had the tip in and was shoving the tampon in further until she said fukk it and took the tampon out and I slid up in her. It felt real wet, the smell of iron was evident and after I nutted my dikk look like it had strawberry shake on it which was from the mixture of blood and semen.

 

[flea]

Took a 45 min drive to her place. I HAD to smash this one. I had a thing for her in high school and always wanted to fukk back then. Finally hit it

 

[#SOG_soldier]

Put a gun to her head

 

[Black Cac]

Told a girl I would help take care of her seeds. . .and after she swallowed mines, I got in my Honda Civic and left!

:patshock: RUTHLESS!

Why would a girl think a dude that drives a civic can take care of her and her seed

 

[Silkk]

Stayed up all night waiting for my breh to fall asleep to smash this girl. She said whoever could stay up longer can hit

My man was knocked with his mouth open laying in the other bed while we were doing it. Threw her thong on his face too lol

what in the hell

 

[Doobie Doo]

It's weird cuz usually when I make strong effort for a female I want, I don't get the cooch. Then I meet some bum ass broad I odn't give a fukk about and she gives it up mad easy.