What's the stupidest shyt you got in trouble for in school?

[Dont@Me]

In elementary school, we were walking down the stairs in a line and an Indian kid farted. Had the whole stairwell smellin like

Eveeyone collectively let out a disgusted "ewwww! "

The teacher had enough of us talmbout "if the smell bothers you, BREATHE THROUGH YOUR MOUTH!!! "

I said, "but then we'd be EATING it! "

The whole class laughed and Nap blushed from embarrassment. The teacher yelled at me and said "GO TO THE PRINCIPLES OFFICE NOW!!!! "

Got a long time out for that one

 

[zopaco317]

I got detention for calling someone a jabroni

 

[Arcavian]

Not pledging to that fukking flag

Acting like Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf

I told my homeroom teacher I shouldn't have to worship that flag and all hell broke loose

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

In PE class as we were changing back into our regular clothes, I whooped one of my patnas w/ a belt like his parent.

Had that niigga running round in circles and everything

 

[Wildin]

In 5th grade I asked my boy for his orange slices at lunch, we werent supposed to share or trade food. Mfs thought it was funny and everybody put their orange slices on my tray and laughing loudly got the teachers attention. She sent me to detention.

We got there I said "how's that even make sense that I'm in trouble for people putting their oranges on my tray, I didn't take them from anyone's tray, the ones with no oranges should be in trouble."

She was like " , "

Made me sit my ass down and miss lunch recess. She knew I was right though.

 

[RickyDiBiase]

Not me but a friend of a friend named "Dustin"

Breh was basically taking people's homework, erasing they names and putting his on it

after about a month the teacher caught on, and had him write from 1 to 10

of course his dumb ass not knowing she got him

so she had the vice principal call his peoples

about a hour or so before we was getting ready to go home his pops swung the door pen to the class and screamed at him to get his ass over here, RIGHT. NOW. He screamed so loud he ended up causing other kids to cry, even the teacher got shook up by it

We ain't see his butt for three days

when he came back to school, he told us his pops took the door off his room, took out everything he had, video games tv, CD's and either sold or gave it away etc. left him a mattress and his school books.

 

[Black]

I got in trouble for having ninja turtle draws on in private school in kindergarten. I had some weird white boy tell on me to the teacher. I legitimately got in trouble SMH. I was in the bathroom and this fakkit peeped under the stall and I got in trouble. This was like 91 or 92 though.

 

[jerzboy]

Took this big ass globe out the library, it sat in a holder. Must have been about 3ft high. Rolled it out the library with the teachers chasing us, and rolled it down the hallway to hit some garbage cans my boys had set up in a bowling arrangement.

Got banned from the library and study hall for the rest of the year… parents weren’t too happy either.

 

[Wildin]

In 7th grade art class we were making clay pots and coil pots and shyt. This white boy goes "oops" and puts his hand down and smashes my entire clay pot. So I grabbed the clay knife, it's like a scalpel and I cut a huge section out of his pot.

He goes "you cut my pot!" And was about to cry. The teacher runs over and was nearly hysterical "did you cut his pot? You cut his pot with a knife? That's a threat! You just threatened him with a knife!"

She had all the kids sit/line up on the wall and called the principal into the room and had them escort me out. Went they came and got me she just said "take him to the office, I'll be there after class."

So we get to the office and the principal and dean were like " what's going on, what happened?"

I told him "the kid smashed my pot so I took the clay tool and cut his pot, then he told the teacher and she called you."

They were like "ok were you two going to fight or was there an argument?"

"No, not really"

Finally she came in she's like "I want the police called, we need to call his parents, he will probably be expelled. He threatened him with the knife! That knife has a blade on it!".

They were like " we need to talk to the other kid."

They talked to him separately and he said the same thing I said.

And that was it. That white bytch tried to get me lynched. Her dumb ass entered a drawing of a house i drew in primary colors into some Crayola contest and I won. I never even told her or asked her too. Then she wants to be all nice and pretend that shyt didn't happen.

 

[Arcavian]

Not me but a friend of a friend named "Dustin"

Breh was basically taking people's homework, erasing they names and putting his on it

after about a month the teacher caught on, and had him write from 1 to 10

of course his dumb ass not knowing she got him

so she had the vice principal call his peoples

about a hour or so before we was getting ready to go home his pops swung the door pen to the class and screamed at him to get his ass over here, RIGHT. NOW. He screamed so loud he ended up causing other kids to cry, even the teacher got shook up by it

We ain't see his butt for three days

when he came back to school, he told us his pops took the door off his room, took out everything he had, video games tv, CD's and either sold or gave it away etc. left him a mattress and his school books.

I remember I had a friend named Eric that was bad as hell in 3rd grade
everyday he would act a goddamn fool, throwing shyt, cussing, etc
one day he's doing his thing and a mean looking woman comes to the door and is looking at that nikka act a fool
without saying a word she comes in and beats this nikkas ass in front of the whole class
at one point she was holding him off his feet by one hand, and wearing him out with the other

It was the most epic ass whooping I have ever seen
kids these days say they get bullied but that nikka could never live that down
we clowned that nikka all day everyday about it and they ended up moving

 

[Arcavian]

I got in trouble for having ninja turtle draws on in private school in kindergarten. I had some weird white boy tell on me to the teacher. I legitimately got in trouble SMH. I was in the bathroom and this fakkit peeped under the stall and I got in trouble. This was like 91 or 92 though.

fukk that fakkit, pause

 

[Wildin]

I think it was 10th grade. We were in health class, me and my homie were joking in each other. I had some nike shox. I had the dark blue ones and another pair in black, a third in red. I was was wearing one of the dark ones and he was like " are those black? I thought they were dark blue?"

"They change colors "

"Man you got 2 different pairs. I ain't stupid"

"Nah you just can't afford these"

"Whatever, they look like a dikk anyway. You got dikk shoes."

**Kids around laugh**

"How bout I ejaculate on your face?"

He goes "WHAT?" Cause I said it kind of quiet. He didn't think I'd say it loud.

So my dumb ass stands up, turns and looks at him and at the top of my voice says "HOW ABOUT I EJACULATE ON YOUR FACE!!!!!"

Whole class erupts with laughter, teacher marches me out. "Why the hell would you say something like that?"

"We were just joking, he was talking about my shoes and said they look like a dikk, I said it and he called me out like I wouldn't say it again "

" you can't say things like that, I gotta write you up."

 

[Jaguar93]

I was always a good artist so I would draw pictures of the teachers. Looking crazy and passing it around the class. Everything was going fine until this one freak bruh named Josh. Got his hands on the drawing and added dikks. And some other wild freak shyt onto the picture. My teacher got ahold of the drawing while it was being passed around the class. And had me, Josh, my homie, and a bruh named Greg. In the principal office getting interrogated by the principal. With him holding the drawing to our faces. Trying to figure out who drew that shyt. We all ultimately gotten detention for a week because nobody snitched.

 

[Wildin]

Breh was basically taking people's homework, erasing they names and putting his on it

Same thing happened to me. 6th grade. Teacher called me up to the desk and was like "Do you have your math assignment?"

"I turned it in"

"I don't have it."

"I promise it turned it in, I handed it up with everyone else."

He gave me the stack of assignment, and I flip through them and I'm like "here it is!" We look at the top of the page and someone else's name is on it. You could even see where he erased my name.

That kids went on to play college baseball (full scholarship) and a couple years in MLB (called up a few times bounced around farm teams) .

Cheated his way to the top. My 6th grade teacher was cool too.

 

[Mister Terrific]

My cac math teacher i didnt get a long with accused me of stealing and eating her donut presumably out the teachers lounge. Some cac shyt called a Paczki. Got called to the admin office out of lunch. Course it was me and another Black dude

Get interrogated like I stole the Declaration of Independence. Of course I deny everything, and they let us go. I asked who said I was on the teachers lounge stealing jelly donuts and the admin like “sorry we can’t release that information”


I immediately run to my boys in the hall way and start telling them how Ms. Whitey tried to get me sent up for stealing her donut, and we laughing our asses off. Another teacher comes over, this cool ass white dude who grew up around Black folk and I tell them about the audacity of the situation and he’s like “well yeah you look like a HUUUNNNGRY MF”