What's the stupidest shyt you got in trouble for in school?

[Freedman]

School had uniforms gotta a lot of discipline write ups for not wearing a belt, wrong color belts, shirt being untucked, wrong color jackets, etc and after 4 of them you would get suspended from school , some of the dumbest shyt ever

 

[Bboystyle]

Shouldn't have been that easy to hack. If anything you did them a favor exposing how frail their system was.

My son bypassed his schools PC so he can play small games and browse the internet in 5th grade. He didnt even get into trouble for it and instead they insisted he pursue computer coding

 

[Bboystyle]

I got suspended for being in the hallway because I didn't have a class to go to since an entire class period was missing from My schedule.

In Middle School i got suspended for talking during lunch.

U stay in North Korea?

 

[TMBlue]

U stay in North Korea?

Baltimore City Public Schools in the 90s early 2000s

 

[TMBlue]

Baltimore City Public Schools in the 90s early 2000s. My middle school was middle aged church going black women. They were ruthless.

 

[Regular Developer]

One time in science class, I started air drawing the person next to me with my finger (i dunno why, I have a hard time being present in class). The teacher said, and I quote "Now I have to give you detention for being goofy". This is a Caucasian teacher who talks like the clear eye guy.

 

[NormanConnors]

I was written up for getting up out of my desk and yelling "maaan forget Ronald Reagan" while my teacher/Mrs. Alter was in the middle of talking about him to the class.

I remember her being appalled with a beet red face . This kid I was cool with named Phillip tried to stick up for me and say I didn't mean it. This had to have been 1st or 2nd grade, Reagan was still in office at the time.

 

[Winston]

Saturday, Dad hits me with the “Don’t come home without a haircut.” End of the day, my boys start to go home, so me and my younger brother hit the barbershop. I sit down in the chair. Cape on.

Barber: “So wagwan, bredrin?”
Me: about to speak—
My brother:“ Low. Number 1 all over.”

Before I could even say anything, BZZZZZZ. Huge bald stripe right down the middle of my fro on the top of my head. No shape-up. No fade. No rescue.

Me:
Brother:
Barber:

He just shrugs and carries on. Fast forward to Monday. I walk into school. Principal sees me, grabs my arm and pulls me aside like I just killed someone shouting at me.

“You can’t walk around like that.” I'm confused “It’s offensive to certain religions. You know what you’re doing. You're threating people”
This retard accuses me of being a skinhead nazi. A 14-year-old black kid A NAZI. Yes, he was a jew. I didn't even know what to say. So he suspends me and says I can’t come back until my hair grows out or I wear something over my head. Meanwhile, other white and black kids with buzzcuts? Not a problem apparently, but this guy always looked for any excuse to get me in trouble.

Next day, I show up in the durag-fitted combo. Same bozo stops me and tells me I can't wear both, it has to be one or the other. I tell him "You're supposed to be a teacher. Why are you so worried about what's on my head, when it's your job to care what's in my head. Why are you trying to sabotage my education" Cleanest freestyle lyric l've ever came up with. He just stood there for a while and walked off. I hated the teachers in that school

 

[AQz]

Pushing a kid down a flight of stairs. He deserved it

 

[⠀X ⠀]

I called a pregnant teacher fat, when I was in second grade. Got sent to the office for the whole day.

 

[Bboystyle]

I think the dumbest(but dont regret it) shyt i did was kick the cac principle in the balls so hard he couldnt piss right for weeks. He deserved it and i never got into trouble by moms and pops because he grabbed me and my brother by the ear and dragged us to his office. He did this because i was defending my brother from some messicans who were trying to jump him and i got the best of them. Some other brehs helped but dipped out as soon as they saw the yard supervisor rushing over


This was 3rd grade.

 

[Chip Skylark]

Reading a book in the 6th grade

No lie. I was usually the first one finished with tests. I turned my paper over and started reading Harry Potter. Ms. Vaughn, I’ll never forget her name, snatched the book from me and said you’re not that smart.

I went on to graduate 7th in my class all honors. Obtained my bachelors and masters with the same.

 

[TDT]

Putting thumbtacks in my 7th grade English teacher's chair...
"So what we're going to talk about todayOWW SON OF A MOTHERF-..."

Thought i was going to get away with it too until every student in the room pointed in my direction