What's the stupidest shyt you got in trouble for in school?

[BmoreGorilla]

In 6th grade this kid threw my unopened Hi C in the trash can in the cafeteria. I told him to get it. He wouldn’t so I picked him up and put him in the trash. Had detention for a week

 

[Ribbs]

There’s a part in the Murphy Lee video “What the Hook Gon Be?” where he takes his arm out of the sleeve, puts in under his shirt and with his sleeved arm would grab the sleeveless arm and push up under the shirt as he raised his arms. The 3:20 mark.

Yeah, a bunch of us got in trouble for that

 

[Rekkapryde]

In HS, at the lunch table, our friend told us he got doo doo on his dikk trying anal with this girl.
The class Clown started calling him "doo doo dikk!" But saying it like street fighter "hadouken!" everyone started repeating that shyt, but I got in trouble because I was the one actually doing the hadouken hand motion while saying "doo doo dikk!"

 

[Gator48]

During sex ed we watched a movie where the girl character gets pregnant and she's contemplating weather or not to keep the baby. She tells her boyfriend she's thinking about keeping the baby. This kid name Tito blurts out " I'll push that ho down the steps"
Me:
Ms Gay: Get out

 

[Meowth tote da Uzi]

Behind every kid getting in trouble is some stupid cac ass Karen bytch.

 

[Meowth tote da Uzi]

There’s a part in the Murphy Lee video “What the Hook Gon Be?” where he takes his arm out of the sleeve, puts in under his shirt and with his sleeved arm would grab the sleeveless arm and push up under the shirt as he raised his arms. The 3:20 mark.

Yeah, a bunch of us got in trouble for that

Speaking of Murphy Lee. Dem nikkas had a video and it was either just him or a couple of dem nikkas wearing baseball gloves but it was just one glove. So i was like oh that's the style. So i get my mom to cop me some baseball gloves. Im walking around styling on nikkas and this teacher i dont even have gonna stop me in the hallway on some i cant wear gloves in school type shyt. Idk what my mama said to them ppl at the school, but her ass stopped me the next day an apologized .

 

[Meowth tote da Uzi]

When i was in the 7th grade I "hacked" into the school board servers from a pc at my middle school and changed the group policy so that every on domain PC in the school district had a 3d text screen saver that said "@$$hole"

Got suspended for 3 days. School board wanted me expelled but my middle school principle had my back.

Shouldn't have been that easy to hack. If anything you did them a favor exposing how frail their system was.

 

[Zyne]

Few things I remember, mostly from grade 6
-Teacher asked us what we did for Thanksgiving and this annoying girl in my class got to the part in her story where she said "with my friends" and I yelled "what friends" and everyone starting laughing but she started crying and I got sent to the principals office lol
-Me and another guy would write/draw stuff on sticky notes and put it on ppl's back without them noticing, but one day some guy snitched on us and we lost recess privileges for 2 weeks
-Me and same guy would memorize ppls locker combinations, and I can't remember why, but eventually we got snitched on and we lost our own lockers for the rest of the year lol. Had to put all our shyt in an open box in a classroom for the rest of the year

 

[Him]

Doing the DX chops and yelling “suck suck suck” in like 2nd grade, also using the desk to straighten my papers where you have all the papers in your hand and your tap them on the desk. The substitute teacher was reading and I guess that tap tap tap was pissing her off. She grabbed them papers out my hand and threw them shyts on the floor. I was shook.

 

[ThrobbingHood]

Man… I just realized my “ghetto” haircut was one of the least egregious things I did. I’ve got a laundry list of stupid shyt I did. How I never got suspended I’ll never know.

1. Got three days detention for giving the 3D (Dudley Death Drop) to a CAC through a table. Nope, it didn’t break.

2. My dumbass bought two cans of coke, as did my boys. We’d smash them together like Stone Cold and spray ourselves with it like they were beer cans.

1 week detention.

3. Drank water from the fountain and spat it out like Triple H. Some dumb bytch walked RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME, knowing what I was about to do. She ran to the teacher claiming I intentionally spat on her.
1 week detention.

4. This one was weird. During reading time, me and this girl would go to the book corner, and she would pretend she was whispering in my ear but she’d lick all in my ear lobe. Real freaky. I think our teacher eventually caught on because she caught me fingering her. We had to sit at opposite ends of the classroom from then on. My ass was shook. I thought I was done for.

5. This was even worse but I didn’t get caught somehow. I won’t say how young but in hindsight, this girl was a victim. Every time the teacher would leave the room, she asked me to pick something up she dropped under the table. I’d go under there and she was commando. I’ll let you fill in the blanks.
Please don’t judge me.

 

[Allen Poe]

I got Saturday suspension (which is basically in-school detention on the weekend) for selling ramen noodles in class

 

[Him]

Man… I just realized my “ghetto” haircut was one of the least egregious things I did. I’ve got a laundry list of stupid shyt I did. How I never got suspended I’ll never know.

1. Got three days detention for giving the 3D (Dudley Death Drop) to a CAC through a table. Nope, it didn’t break.

2. My dumbass bought two cans of coke, as did my boys. We’d smash them together like Stone Cold and spray ourselves with it like they were beer cans.

1 week detention.

3. Drank water from the fountain and spat it out like Triple H. Some dumb bytch walked RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME, knowing what I was about to do. She ran to the teacher claiming I intentionally spat on her.
1 week detention.

4. This one was weird. During reading time, me and this girl would go to the book corner, and she would pretend she was whispering in my ear but she’d lick all in my ear lobe. Real freaky. I think our teacher eventually caught on because she caught me fingering her. We had to sit at opposite ends of the classroom from then on. My ass was shook. I thought I was done for.

5. This was even worse but I didn’t get caught somehow. I won’t say how young but in hindsight, this girl was a victim. Every time the teacher would leave the room, she asked me to pick something up she dropped under the table. I’d go under there and she was commando. I’ll let you fill in the blanks.
Please don’t judge me.

man when i was in second grade this chick would flash me, as a kid i thought nothing of it but man she probably was being abused at home

 

[Meowth tote da Uzi]

I was in 3rd grade and i stacked a bunch of Crayola markers together like a sword type ordeal. Just towering them up. I got to like 10 of em,and i tap the girl next to me and im look . Mind you the base marker is in-between my legs for stabilization cuz if you know anything about towering Crayola markers you know dem shyts flimsy and will shoot from under each other and will go everywhere.

Shes like and tells the teacher im pretending the markers are my dikk and im just like
Im like first of all she ugly, 2nd im not even on that type of time. My mom got called and dukes handled that shyt real quick. Like "how would a 3rd grade girl know what an erect penis is, thats what yall need to look into". Nonetheless i was out of trouble.

 

[Recca Gatsby]

Started a rock war during recess when I was in 6th grade. A lot of kids got fukked up

 

[Jaguar93]

My teacher literally called my parents and said “I was drawing gang signs in class.” When I drew this in my notebook.