What's the stupidest shyt you got in trouble for in school?

[Taadow]

“Whistle While U Twurk” had just came out.
Like - I literally heard it for the first time the day before.
So it was in my head all day, and I had been whistling it under my breath.
When I got to 5th hour, my boy Li’l T heard me and said “Ay, you heard that mugg? It’s fetti!”
(as you do,) subsequently he started doing the beat on his desk -
which led to me continuing to say “Ying Yang in dis THAAANG” in the voice of Kaine…
which led T to harmonize saying “Ying Yang in dis THAAANG” in the voice of D-Roc.

We get through about 8 measures of that, and the teacher (this was Study Hall, btw - she wasn’t teaching sheeit)
says “Okay - that’s about enough of that.”
But no, it was not enough of that. We are too damn crunk at this point.
Li’l T stops the beat, but we still chanting.
Teacher says, ”if you say that one more time - you go down to the office.”

T and I looked at each other.





We stood up.


T goes “Ying Yang in dis THAAANG!”
I start at the bridge - at the part where they shoutout the different clubs. At least the parts I knew.
We get sent to the office.
On the way out I shout “MAKE DA PUSSEH FAAAAAART!”

I got a Friday for that BS!

 

[god shamgod]

In high school Beat a nikkas ass in the deans office , put the foo fops on that boy for tryin to get some Mafias(Vl’s) to jump me took 4-5 people to pull me off dude

Got out of school suspension for 7 days

 

[Wig Twistin Season]

In 8th grade I got in trouble for not snitching on my potna who threw a stink bomb in class. He had the whole school wondering for weeks who was throwing them in the hallways. The principal came to our class to interrogate a few of us and none of us folded. He told me I was up for some award and if I didn’t snitch I wouldn’t get it at graduation. Like I gave a fukk.



Another one was getting kicked out of classes in high school for drawing mean pictures of teachers, roasting them. I’d have half the class cracking up.

 

[patscorpio]

7th grade..Coming into class late from the bathroom..wasnt my fault..there was a line in there...had to stay after school for a bullshyt ass detention

 

[patscorpio]

Not me but a friend of a friend named "Dustin"

Breh was basically taking people's homework, erasing they names and putting his on it

after about a month the teacher caught on, and had him write from 1 to 10

of course his dumb ass not knowing she got him

so she had the vice principal call his peoples

about a hour or so before we was getting ready to go home his pops swung the door pen to the class and screamed at him to get his ass over here, RIGHT. NOW. He screamed so loud he ended up causing other kids to cry, even the teacher got shook up by it

We ain't see his butt for three days

when he came back to school, he told us his pops took the door off his room, took out everything he had, video games tv, CD's and either sold or gave it away etc. left him a mattress and his school books.

 

[Damba]

Broke one of those tiny glass fart bombs in 6th period.

 

[Westbama Heartthrob]

My dikk sucking math teacher gave me break detention for not standing up for the fight song

 

[Second Chance Lance]

I ain't know what gay or lesbian was. But the roster came out at school, and we was going through it to find some phone numbers, when we got to this one girl we liked we noticed it had two MRS. as the parents. My boy said, "she got two mommas, she got a lesbians moms" i was like , cuz I ain't never heard of it before.

Lunch time come around. My boy tell me he will give me his fries if I yell out in the whole lunch room about her lesbian parents. Easy...I got up, and was like "AY, PRECIOUS, YOU GOT TOO MOMMAS, THEY LESBIANS" whole lunch room got quiet, precious ran out that bish in tears. Everyone at my table looked the other way while I got my fries. Before I could dip it in ketchup, teacher ran up on me and took me outta lunch, to call my parents.

They couldn't get a hold of them because they was at work, soon as I got home, I turned the phone on and hid it under the bed so the teacher couldn't get through.

 

[TMBlue]

I got suspended for being in the hallway because I didn't have a class to go to since an entire class period was missing from My schedule.

In Middle School i got suspended for talking during lunch.

 

[threattonature]

So much dumb stuff.

Printing off offensive jokes in the library. They called my mom to the office and gave her the list. She told me it took everything in her to keep from laughing cause the jokes were funny as hell. I got suspended three days. My mom told me she didn't give a shyt and look at it as a vacation.

Roasting a girl in gym class. She's the one that challenged me to a battle. I don't even remember what I said to her. But left her in tears and the coach asked what happened and I ended up getting a week of detention.

Slapped a girl in glass. She had just got new glasses and was saying how tight they fit and told me to hit her face. I slapped the shyt out of her and sent her glasses flying across the room. I deserved that week of detention.

Let somebody cheat off my paper. His dumb ass didn't change a single answer.

Got busted forging all the deficiency and detention notices that were being sent home. Lost a month of gym class for that one where I was forced to spend every gym class in my science and history teacher's class to catch up on homework I never did while them bytch ass teachers taunted me saying shyt like "I bet you wish you was playing dodge ball right now".

Of course a bunch of fights. Luckily though I was really smart and my teachers loved me so for most stuff I did I actually got passes on because I was a menace.

 

[EffedUp]

Back in high school I got my phone confiscated one day.
Usually we'd get the heads up on which areas the security guards were gonna hit up. On this day we didn't and I'm in a class letting the homie play games on my phone (Nokia days ). Next thing you know security shows up and I froze. My boy was steady trying to hand the phone back and the lady looked at me like .
At lunch time I call moms about it since only a parent/guardian could pick up consficated items. I figure I'd at least get a ride home since she'd have to come up there anyway. Man, I waited after school for probably an hour like a dumbass not realizing that she already came to the school to get it (she was home since she was laid off at the time).

 

[Chris Cool]

In 8th grade I puta stick in my gym shorts to look like an erection during pe and was walking around leaning back. As a bunch of 13 year old boys, we thought the shyt was hilarious. My friend took it a step further and did it but his dumbass went into the girls locker room and got caught by the teacher. I go to 7th period and teacher is walking him out of the girl's locker room.

We have a 3 day weekend for holiday so we get back Tuesday and I get called into the office and they're accusing me of sexual harassment. Mind you there was no girls around when I did that shyt and the teacher literally walked this nikka out the locker room. I don't know what was up with that teacher, but she's now acting like she has no recollection of catching him in the girls locker room. We go all the way to the superintendent and she's still pretending that she never pulled this nikka out the locker room. So it's my word against hers. They put the sexual harassment shyt on my record. My mom was pissed. shyt happened in 04 and I got asked about it during the background check for the job I got now. fukked up part is my friend who got caught heard and goes. "That's crazy how I got caught and you're the one who got in trouble, Chris"

 

[Treblemaka]

When i was in the 7th grade I "hacked" into the school board servers from a pc at my middle school and changed the group policy so that every on domain PC in the school district had a 3d text screen saver that said "@$$hole"

Got suspended for 3 days. School board wanted me expelled but my middle school principle had my back.

 

[BBG]

In third grade I was writing Eminem's verse to "Forgot about Dre" on the back of my spiral notebook. Teacher came over to see what I was doing and threw a fit.


Just dawned on me this makes me an old head, these new adults weren't even alive when that song came out.

 

[threattonature]

i was too smart to get in trouble, when ever my friends decided to ditch school
I would head to the nurse office and fake a stomach ache, I knew they would send you home with a pink slip.

in california, kids weren't allowed to be outside during school hours so cops would pull u over.
my friends would get taking back and I would pull out the slip and be on my merry way to do my youthful adventures

LOL I remember me and my boys had the bright idea to fake like we had pink eye to try and get sent home. So we all rubbed our eyes and may have put something in em. Anyway the teacher looked at them and told em go sit their ass down. I got really bad allergies so my eye was bright red. I got sent home and told not to come back without a doctor's note clearing me from pink eye. My moms was pissed cause our broke ass had to go pay for a doctor visit over nothing.