I was at my homie's house party a few weeks backs and the shyt was live af. He's black, but he's one of them hipster-childish gambino type black dudes (aka new blacks

) so the party was mad diverse. Everybody was liqoured up and i had jist got off of work so as soon as i stepped into the house, i downed like 4 Coronas back to back, then a shot of some UV
Time passes, and Im turnt the fukk up. The music is loud but not to where u cant hear, and people are dancing in the living room. Im vibing, talking to old high school friends and people from college, when i suddenly gotta use the restroom. I ask my boy where the bathroom at and he tell me its upstairs at the end of the hall. I manuever thru the crowd and wobble upstairs, but im drunk being goofy and shyt so i open each and every door on my way to the bathroom, thinking Im Martin like WAZZUUUUUUP

There was 4 doors, and in the first 3 just had people talking, smoking and shyt, so they just laugh as i bust in on them.
But the last door tho...
I open that shyt to say WAZZUUUUP, but I see this cac throwing it back on another dude
I paused in midsentence like....WAZZUU ----- oh......
Them nikkas was getting real grimey wit it. Dude was leaning back giving ol boy the Justin Slayer two-handed grip stroke
There was gushy sounds and everything
But what made it even more weird was that off to the side there was a bytch laying on the bed with them fingering herself
She finger poppin the shyt out of her p*ssy, moaning and shyt like she's the one getting fukked
i slowly closed the door and walked back down the hall like...
i ended up taking a piss outside in a bush. came back inside and told my homies wat i had seen and they just laughed at me. we left soon after.
i aint going to another one of that nikka's parties ever again