Whats the worst thing you ever walked in on?

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My roommate my sophomore year was my cousin I came in from class one night and he was smashing one of the cafeteria workers everyday after that I gave her the:shaq: cause this bytch looked like she had chewbacka between her legs and my cousin was face fukking her she looked better in clothes naked she was :huhldup:
 

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My bestfriend texted me, told me to come through to his spot
I walk in, go downstairs to his room and I open the door..

What do I see? My ex-girlfriends sister bobbing her head like a DJ:wow:
He starts laughing, she looks at me like :shaq:

So what am I supposed to do? :ohhh:
I take off my sweater and tell her to change positions so she bobbin him with her ass in the air:blessed:
Start finger banging the bytch, grabbing her head with my other hand and forcing her to deep throat my boy, she choking :russ:

That box was so damn tight my ring fell off in there:skip:
Went fishing for a few minutes, found it.. Told them to move farther down the bed so I could sit and play FIFA:manny:


All in all, was a funny ass day and my ex girlfriend cant even look at me because she found out somehow:bryan:

:wow: you ain't shyt.

anyways, I walked in on my cousin's friend while he was getting dressed, he was booty ass naked and he had man parts and breast implants. :mjlol: I knew he was going through a sex change but it was still weird af.
 
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anyone else ever walk in their girl taking a period shyt?

I don't even know what the fukk this is.....but just thinking about what it could be, got me like
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when i was real lil i would go into my parents room late at night and hop underneath the bead and watch tv..

usually they be asleep, but this time the bed was rocking back and forth..

shyt was squeezing my body..:damn:

i never knew what they were doing..:patrice:

until i got older and really thought about it..

my dad was digging in my mommas gushies for the sweet spot..:sadcam:
 

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I was at my homie's house party a few weeks backs and the shyt was live af. He's black, but he's one of them hipster-childish gambino type black dudes (aka new blacks :mjpls:) so the party was mad diverse. Everybody was liqoured up and i had jist got off of work so as soon as i stepped into the house, i downed like 4 Coronas back to back, then a shot of some UV :whoo:

Time passes, and Im turnt the fukk up. The music is loud but not to where u cant hear, and people are dancing in the living room. Im vibing, talking to old high school friends and people from college, when i suddenly gotta use the restroom. I ask my boy where the bathroom at and he tell me its upstairs at the end of the hall. I manuever thru the crowd and wobble upstairs, but im drunk being goofy and shyt so i open each and every door on my way to the bathroom, thinking Im Martin like WAZZUUUUUUP :myman: There was 4 doors, and in the first 3 just had people talking, smoking and shyt, so they just laugh as i bust in on them.

But the last door tho... :scusthov:

I open that shyt to say WAZZUUUUP, but I see this cac throwing it back on another dude :damn:

I paused in midsentence like....WAZZUU ----- oh......
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Them nikkas was getting real grimey wit it. Dude was leaning back giving ol boy the Justin Slayer two-handed grip stroke :damn:

There was gushy sounds and everything :scusthov:

But what made it even more weird was that off to the side there was a bytch laying on the bed with them fingering herself :mjlol:

She finger poppin the shyt out of her p*ssy, moaning and shyt like she's the one getting fukked :dahell:

i slowly closed the door and walked back down the hall like...
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i ended up taking a piss outside in a bush. came back inside and told my homies wat i had seen and they just laughed at me. we left soon after.

i aint going to another one of that nikka's parties ever again
 

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prob when i was 13 at a bday party, had to use the washroom opened the door and my friend at the tie 16 year old sister was taking a piss but didnt lock the door :kony:
 

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my roommate in college stayed walking in on me n my bytch.....like it literally happened like 15 times...till tha point that it wasnt a big deal anymore
 

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i was 11 and my cousin 19 at the time was watching me cause my parents was out of town, so i was sleep and all i hear was some chick saying no demarcus, no demarcus ( my cousin name ) , so i wake up walk into the living room and my cousin was pepe le pew some chick on the floor, drilling the shyt out of her and she was like your little cousin looking and my cousin said go back to bed.

after he finish raping that bytch he took her home. all i heard was her yelling at my cousin u dirty dog
 
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