What's your favorite James Carter quote?

[Artificial Intelligence]

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[phatphuck]

"Damn... he ain't gonna be on Rush Hour 3!"

"Do u speaka english? do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?"

"i said SHE was the bomb!"

"thats ricky tan? thats a midget in a bathrobe"

 

[James Carter]

Powerful thread

 

[WOAHMYGOODNESS]

Damn I thought the thread title said "John Carter".. I'm like 'who in the fukk watched that shyt'

THIS lmao

 

[Street Knowledge]

Damn I thought the thread title said "John Carter".. I'm like 'who in the fukk watched that shyt'

 

[Trajan]

Yeah that Ricky Tan scene is hilarious.

Jackie: Be careful, he's a dangerous man.

Carter: I'M a dangerous man

*walks over to Ricky Tan*

Carter: Yo u Ricky Tan?...grab ya shyt dawg let's go.

 

[b. woods]

Carter: Put your bags in the back.
(Lee stands there)
Carter: PUT-YOUR-BAG-IN-THE-BACK!
(Lee hands him his bags)
Carter: No, no, no. You put your own shyt in the back. I'm not a sky captain.

 

[Street Knowledge]

Don't let this robe fool you this is the only color they had left

 

[Whitty Hutton]

"BITE IT LEE! Bite it like a little monkey! Use them tiger teeth!"

*gets kicked in stomach*
"That was childish man. That wasn't even CALLED FOR!"

 

[b. woods]

(at a Chinese food stand)
Carter: Damn, Chin, this is some greasy shyt! You ain't got no better food, like some chicken wings, some baby back ribs, some fries or something?
Chin: Chinese food, no soul food here!
Carter: I didn't say nothin' 'bout no soul food, I said you got some better food. I don't want that greasy shyt! How you gonna sell a big box of grease?
(Chin complains in Chinese)
Carter: I'm chilly-a-what?!
Lee: (grabs Carter) Come on!
Chin: I'm no punk bytch!
Carter: I ain't no punk bytch, neither!
Chin: I'M no punk bytch!!!
Carter: I'll come back there and knock that hat off you, Chin!

 

[James Carter]

 

[James Carter]

Watching Rush Hour right

Carter: Hey, man, y'all see a little Asian dude about this height with a steering wheel on his arm?
FBI Gate Guard #1 : Go screw yourself.
Carter: What did you say?
FBI Gate Guard #1 : I said go screw yourself.
Carter: You take your little sensitive ass up there and let me in. Get out of the way! Don't make me get up out of this truck! Man when I get up in there I'm slappin' somebody, I don't play that.



Carter: This is the LAPD. We're the most hated cops in all the free world. My own mama's ashamed of me. She tells everybody I'm a drug dealer.

 

[Bud Bundy]

meh he had better lines in money talks

Why you always gotta be killing someone, why dont you try loving someone?

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

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[manyfaces]

meh he had better lines in money talks

Why you always gotta be killing someone, why dont you try loving someone?

I think Money Talks was probably the peak of Tucker's hilariousness, but that don't mean it ain't no quotables in the Rush Hour movies too. But a Money Talks version of this would be great too. I find myself laughing more at reading a list of quotes sometimes then I do when I rewatch a movie.