When you got dumped.

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"I'm good. You think you know everything, don't listen to me and think your ish doesn't stink. I will always love you. When you get your mind right, come see me."

He still frequently visits my mother but has not contacted me at all :(. I asked my mom not to entertain him but she refused. I don't know who hurt me more...but mom's are supposed to have your back...so her. But I punish her for entertaining him in my own way.


He giving your moms the D :russ:
 

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sweetest revenge was from about 6 years ago. girl broke up with me during holiday season (around christmas time). i was devastated. she even returned the gift she had bought me. (i know this cause i read her emails. yup i sure did.). i also checked her phone records, found out she went and hung out with this one male "friend" of hers late at night. i called her the next day to confront her about it. she was furious. why u checking my phone, blah blah. he's just a friend. we were talking about u. lol. i was yellling at her on the phone, she hung up. and that was that. i never called her again.

about 2 months later. she never sent me the keys to house. so i texted her to have her send it. she calls me immediately and starts to cry. says she misses me but the relationship just cant work because her father (he's racist) wont allow it and her mother is so so about it. this i knew already. but shes crying on the phone. so that phone call led to more phone calls. we started talking again. told her i was seeing someone new. at first it didn't seem to bother her. but over time, when i would tell her i goto get off the phone because diane and i have plans, it started to irritate her. lol. i knew what i was doing.

eventually she goes, can you stop talking to that girl??? now, i wasn't really into diane. at all. but i just kinda dated her because she was really into me. but the presence of diane was driving my ex off the wall. there'd be many times id tell my ex to call me, and when she called, i wouldn't pick up. and she'd be blowing up my phone. one time she called and her number came up on my television screen as i was watching a movie with diane. diane didn't like that at all. so i'm thinking, "hmm, here's another opportunity to stick it to her". so i had diane pick up the phone to tell my ex "he's not here. who's this?". now, no one answers my phone bbut me. so when dianed picked up, it wrecked my ex. she hung up on diane and starts to blow up my phone again. where are you??

and when i didn't respond, she goes "u know what, i cant take this. i wish u the best with diane". to which i responded: "ok. wish you well in your future endeavors".

she responded:

"that wasn't the response i was looking for. i thought u'd at least fight for us".

but wait, i wasn't done.

she came through to the crib once. we fuccked. and she was under the illusion we were now back together. lol. i told her i'd break up with diane that night. so when that night came. i told her, i'm going to take diane out to dinner and kindly let her down. and sure enough, when night time came, i took diane out to dinner. and i conveniently turned off my phone for the night. and no, i didn't break up with her. diane spent the night. after diane left next morning, i check my phone and see that i've got like 65 missed calls, and like 5 or 6 voicemails.

lol. yeah. revenge was sweet. the story is much longer than this but im tired of typing lol

:laff:you cold nikka
 

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My ex girl claimed I was neglecting her and ignoring her, and I was. For good reason, she just acted like a bytch so often, so I would miss her calls and texts.

Come to find out she starts flirting and texting with two of my nikkas in order to get my attention, even going as far as to date one of em.

shyt had me sad as hell on some betrayal "et tu brutus" shyt, so I called her up on some "you aint have to get a nikka back like that :mjcry:" shyt.

She hit me with a "too late:usure:" and threw me to the bushes.

I aint been the same since :wow:, I don't love these hoes or give em my time. Looking back on it, it was good for me cause I learnt a valuable lesson and will never go through that again.

funny story, one of my exes friends saw me a couple months after this and said I was very attractive and went on to ask my ex why she dumped me. My ex hit me up later on some "so you're a ladies man now huh :lupe:?"

:umad:

1) I learnt women are not to be trusted
2) just cause she's not a dime, doesn't mean she still can't cheat on you
3) The only winning move is not to play
4) There's no such thing as your close friends, anybody can switch up on you

HOH & Patrice O'neal saved me
 

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My ex girl claimed I was neglecting her and ignoring her, and I was. For good reason, she just acted like a bytch so often, so I would miss her calls and texts.

Come to find out she starts flirting and texting with two of my nikkas in order to get my attention, even going as far as to date one of em.

shyt had me sad as hell on some betrayal "et tu brutus" shyt, so I called her up on some "you aint have to get a nikka back like that :mjcry:" shyt.

She hit me with a "too late:usure:" and threw me to the bushes.

I aint been the same since :wow:, I don't love these hoes or give em my time. Looking back on it, it was good for me cause I learnt a valuable lesson and will never go through that again.

funny story, one of my exes friends saw me a couple months after this and said I was very attractive and went on to ask my ex why she dumped me. My ex hit me up later on some "so you're a ladies man now huh :lupe:?"

:umad:

1) I learnt women are not to be trusted
2) just cause she's not a dime, doesn't mean she still can't cheat on you
3) The only winning move is not to play
4) There's no such thing as your close friends, anybody can switch up on you

HOH & Patrice O'neal saved me
My ex girl claimed I was neglecting her and ignoring her, and I was. For good reason, she just acted like a bytch so often, so I would miss her calls and texts.

Come to find out she starts flirting and texting with two of my nikkas in order to get my attention, even going as far as to date one of em.

shyt had me sad as hell on some betrayal "et tu brutus" shyt, so I called her up on some "you aint have to get a nikka back like that :mjcry:" shyt.

She hit me with a "too late:usure:" and threw me to the bushes.

I aint been the same since :wow:, I don't love these hoes or give em my time. Looking back on it, it was good for me cause I learnt a valuable lesson and will never go through that again.

funny story, one of my exes friends saw me a couple months after this and said I was very attractive and went on to ask my ex why she dumped me. My ex hit me up later on some "so you're a ladies man now huh :lupe:?"

:umad:

1) I learnt women are not to be trusted
2) just cause she's not a dime, doesn't mean she still can't cheat on you
3) The only winning move is not to play
4) There's no such thing as your close friends, anybody can switch up on you

HOH & Patrice O'neal saved me
Who's fukkin my girl bruh? U gotta let me kno
 

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When your heart drops down to your feet.

If your dumped through text don't even reply
When the world loses color and time slows down.
the skateboard will hurt your shins ankles and wrists but never your heart. :to:
:clap:
I was reading this in class cheesing and face palming at the same time.

Girl sitting next to me looking at me funny n shyt :pachaha:
That's what The Coli is for. We entertain, build bridges, and cause people to look at you funny.
Yea i know breh, but we been together a long time. Thats how she dumped me tho. Told me another nikka got her preggo :mjcry:
I'd move to another continent. I couldn't handle that. You're a strong person. I'd be :fire::datazz::bustback::snooze::rip::whistle: the family pets could get it too.
Got home, was listening to some Trey Songz Good girls vs Bad girls all in my feelings..
:russ: I've been there. I listened to a lot of Drake and got in my feelings.

shyt had me sad as hell on some betrayal "et tu brutus" shyt, so I called her up on some "you aint have to get a nikka back like that :mjcry:" shyt.
Protip: don't be impulsive during a break up because...
She hit me with a "too late:usure:" and threw me to the bushes.

I aint been the same since :wow:
:shaq2: don't make this mistake
it always ends terribly.
 

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When the world loses color and time slows down.

:clap:

That's what The Coli is for. We entertain, build bridges, and cause people to look at you funny.

I'd move to another continent. I couldn't handle that. You're a strong person. I'd be :fire::datazz::bustback::snooze::rip::whistle: the family pets could get it too.

:russ: I've been there. I listened to a lot of Drake and got in my feelings.


Protip: don't be impulsive during a break up because...

:shaq2: don't make this mistake
it always ends terribly.
One second I'm listening to some ginuwine Differences next I'm listening to Young Dro FDB :francis:
 

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sweetest revenge was from about 6 years ago. girl broke up with me during holiday season (around christmas time). i was devastated. she even returned the gift she had bought me. (i know this cause i read her emails. yup i sure did.). i also checked her phone records, found out she went and hung out with this one male "friend" of hers late at night. i called her the next day to confront her about it. she was furious. why u checking my phone, blah blah. he's just a friend. we were talking about u. lol. i was yellling at her on the phone, she hung up. and that was that. i never called her again.

about 2 months later. she never sent me the keys to house. so i texted her to have her send it. she calls me immediately and starts to cry. says she misses me but the relationship just cant work because her father (he's racist) wont allow it and her mother is so so about it. this i knew already. but shes crying on the phone. so that phone call led to more phone calls. we started talking again. told her i was seeing someone new. at first it didn't seem to bother her. but over time, when i would tell her i goto get off the phone because diane and i have plans, it started to irritate her. lol. i knew what i was doing.

eventually she goes, can you stop talking to that girl??? now, i wasn't really into diane. at all. but i just kinda dated her because she was really into me. but the presence of diane was driving my ex off the wall. there'd be many times id tell my ex to call me, and when she called, i wouldn't pick up. and she'd be blowing up my phone. one time she called and her number came up on my television screen as i was watching a movie with diane. diane didn't like that at all. so i'm thinking, "hmm, here's another opportunity to stick it to her". so i had diane pick up the phone to tell my ex "he's not here. who's this?". now, no one answers my phone bbut me. so when dianed picked up, it wrecked my ex. she hung up on diane and starts to blow up my phone again. where are you??

and when i didn't respond, she goes "u know what, i cant take this. i wish u the best with diane". to which i responded: "ok. wish you well in your future endeavors".

she responded:

"that wasn't the response i was looking for. i thought u'd at least fight for us".

but wait, i wasn't done.

she came through to the crib once. we fuccked. and she was under the illusion we were now back together. lol. i told her i'd break up with diane that night. so when that night came. i told her, i'm going to take diane out to dinner and kindly let her down. and sure enough, when night time came, i took diane out to dinner. and i conveniently turned off my phone for the night. and no, i didn't break up with her. diane spent the night. after diane left next morning, i check my phone and see that i've got like 65 missed calls, and like 5 or 6 voicemails.

lol. yeah. revenge was sweet. the story is much longer than this but im tired of typing lol
#HOH squad huh? She probably fukked some other nikka, realize shyt wasn't much greener on the other side then came back running to you. Best believe she was getting dikked down while she was blowing yo shyt up.

You a straight savage my dude. Though you used that Diane chick, at least you ain't kick her to the curb for your ex.
 

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One second I'm listening to some ginuwine Differences next I'm listening to Young Dro FDB :francis:
gotta run with that feeling and not get arrested. After some time passes you get over it. Protip: letting the anger go is the final step.
 

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First time I got dumped was in college.
Was in love with that girl...she crushed my heart...didn't even get a goodbye.
She moved outta state...just disappeared one day.
Gone.

Then 3-4 months later decides to fukkin call my house outta the blue.
Ex: "Behind-the-wheel?"
Me: The fukk? Ex?
Ex: Hi...I'm sorry, it's a long story.

Wound up fukking her a few times more before she disappeared again...but my heart was gone by then so it was all fun.
We wound up doing that stupid off and on shyt over the next 15 years.
But now she belongs to California and I'm changing all my contact info in 3 months.
Won't ever hear from her again.

Second time I got dumped I didn't even know I got dumped.
Thought I found the perfect girl (yeah fukkin right, they don't exist) at the time and was blown.
Huge t*ts, creamy skin, rich family, hot sisters, had her own shyt, two huge houses, four cars, hot mother, cool ass dad...
So everything's going good for about 2 months when all of a sudden shyt just changes.
Everyone is all somber when I visit the house. Gf ain't fun anymore, sisters ain't laughing and flirting, mom and dad are gone all the time.
So then the gf disappears for a few days and I can't contact her or anyone at the house.
Drive by...nothing...no one's there.
So I'm like...this shyt again???!?
So i decide to do the disappearing this time and I cry it out by myself in my apartment for a few weeks and get over it.
So I get a random ass phone call one night right before I am getting ready to head out with my friends for our friday night get together.
It's the girl!!!
Me: WTF...what do you want?
Her: I'm sorry, can we get together and talk.
Me: Whatever, I'm heading to the spot with my crew. If you wanna talk, meet me there.

So me and my crew get there and we're eating and drinking and having a good time when the girl walks in and gets herself a booth.
So I break from my crew and go over to her table like "What do you want?".
:beli:

Her: I'm sorry. I know I probably hurt your feelings and I'm sorry.
Me: Yeah, fukkin shyt....so what is your problem. You and your fukkin family move or some shyt and just decided not to tell me? I been through this shyt before so just tell the fukkin truth, I don't care anymore anyway. You got 3 minutes and then I'm going back to my fukkin table.
Her: Well, I've had to stop smoking because I have cancer.
Me: Oh.....wow....:dwillhuh:
Her: That's why everything was weird at the house. My family knew but I didn't know how to tell you and everyone was sad because they were worried about me.
Me: Soooo...
Her: Yeah, when everyone disappeared it was because we were all in ********* for me to get cancer treatment and chemotherapy. I'm still really weak and my sister drove me here so I could talk to you. I'm wearing a wig. (She proceeds to lift the wig and show her bald head)
Me: :ohhh:Oh damn...well...um...I don't know what to say. I'm seeing someone right now...I thought you were gone so...
Her: It's ok...I understand...but can we still be friends?
Me: Sure...that's fine...look, Imma head back to my crew...I'll give you a call sometime.
Her: Okay, thanks...I'd like that.

I called her the next weekend to go to the movies...went, but it was too fukking awkward and strange...plus the girl I was fukkin didn't like the idea of me hangin out with another chick I used to fukk...even if she was dyin.

Strange how things turn out though.
She evidently beat the cancer and about 5 years later I saw her flashing her huge t*ts at Panama City Beach in one of those "Girls Gone Wild" videos.
But she gained a lotta weight in the wrong places and pretty much didn't have a chin anymore...
:scust:
dodged a big fat bullet yet again...hahahaha.
Sooo many of my exes turned into jabba the hut later in life.
:pachaha:
That's a crazy story breh.

Cancer run in her family?
 

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gotta run with that feeling and not get arrested. After some time passes you get over it. Protip: letting the anger go is the final step.
I'm not doing this anymore, this was in the past especially when she started playing games. I just chalk it up as an experience to learn from, to elevate my game, what I will and won't tolerate etc.

My feelings for her have definitely dwindled, but my sexual desire for her is still at it's peak. Can't get over how fine she was/is :wow:
 

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That's a crazy story breh.

Cancer run in her family?

Nah, she was the only one that smoked a lot.
They built her her own attached part of the house because they didn't want to cramp her style or keep her from smoking.
Only white people...I mean, they BUILT and extension onto their house so that she could keep smoking and live there.
Amazing...
 

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"I'm good. You think you know everything, don't listen to me and think your ish doesn't stink. I will always love you. When you get your mind right, come see me."

He still frequently visits my mother but has not contacted me at all :(. I asked my mom not to entertain him but she refused. I don't know who hurt me more...but mom's are supposed to have your back...so her. But I punish her for entertaining him in my own way.

that's fukked up, man. I'm sorry to hear that.

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the worst ether I ever got when I got dumped wasn't from her.

It was from her 8 year old nephew.

Me: ":what: what's with these hickeys on your neck?! whats with this flimsy ass chain you got on!!??"

Her Nephew: ":umad: Stephanie got a REAL boyfriend now!"

Me: :dwillhuh:

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I wanted to ki-

nah, I sat in the caprice and :mjcry:
 
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