When you got dumped.
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dennis roadman
nuclear war in my bag
I'm married to a beautiful woman
And I'm 160 walking around, 145 fighting
Also my teeth are real straight and my ass is as clean as possible
Nothing to be mad at, you the ex boyfriend super villain here
#debunked
I'm married to a beautiful woman
And I'm 160 walking around, 145 fighting
Also my teeth are real straight and my ass is as clean as possible
Nothing to be mad at, you the ex boyfriend super villain here
#debunked
this idiot is still talking? 145? im supposed to be impressed? ol frail ass holding on to a pole, legs flapping in the wind ass n1gga. better stay ur malnourished ass indoors whenever there's a windy forecast.
GoGetMyDamnBelt_
All Star
the skateboard will hurt your shins ankles and wrists but never your heart.
SheWantTheD
Veteran
I was reading this in class cheesing and face palming at the same time.
Girl sitting next to me looking at me funny n shyt
Girl sitting next to me looking at me funny n shyt
dennis roadman
nuclear war in my bag
you'd get dropped by a featherweight easily and with joy though
dennis roadman
nuclear war in my bag
he even calls himself a featherweight
that's what a 145 lb fighter is called you idiot
My ex went out and had a baby on me
She did you a favor breh. Now you are complete free to go to other chicks without caring what she thinks. She clearly don't want you.
featherweight:
An amateur boxer who weighs no more than 126 pounds
Weighs 126-139 pounds
A professional boxer who weighs between 123 and 126 pounds
kid, inbox me ur apology
SheWantTheD
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Wasn't really dumped as we weren't in a relationship but we dated about 3-4 months (was told never to bring up a relationship, and to let the chick do it so I never did). Over break from school she told me over text that she wasn't attracted to me, after I sent her a text message saying something along the lines of "Hey Baby, can't wait to see you in two weeks".
She replied something like "Baby? really?"
She gave me some ultimatum that if I call her baby then we can't be friends. That shyt confused the fukk outta me, but I knew she was basically charging me to the game, especially since we barely communicated the past two weeks. She also said something about moving too fast, but I told her "Nah, I'm not about that friend zone, there are too many fine women out here for me to be in the friend zone. Might as well lose my number " I put that kanye shrug emoji in there too . Didn't communicate for two weeks, ran into her and we were cordial and friendly. All my feelings came rushing back, I texted her a bit later that night "Is that you?" while I was waiting at the bus stop and saw her walking around, looked like she couldn't get in the building for her class. My phone died so I didn't know what she said until I got home. She replied with "Who's this?" 
Damn, I wasn't expecting that shyt and being charged to the game really hit me then. I sent her a text message talm bout "Damn, you wasn't playing. I ain't gon lie, I miss you". Got no reply 
. Couple weeks pass
by and I'm thinking she curved me cause I wasn't getting sexual enough, so I sent her a text message for her to let me come thru later that day, let's order takeout, watch a movie at her place and how much I wanna kiss her right now. No reply..
I woke up horny af that day.
Couple weeks later I'm driving around campus for like an hour because I made the wrong turn like twice and traffic was a bish. I see her cheesing hard walking with some nikka late at night, like she did with me and that shyt got me in fumes. Not only was I driving around for an hour when it should have taken me 5 minutes to get where I was at, I see her with a new nikka. Got home, was listening to some Trey Songz Good girls vs Bad girls all in my feelings.. I sent her a text message saying I saw her and her new nikka, and that even though she was tryna funk like she was a good girl she really ain't. And that I knew something was up when she curved me, started chasing me, then curved me again. And that it's all good cause she was never my girl and I got plenty of options.
I should have just left it when she tried to friendzone me. I'll gladly accept my L and keep it moving
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Before all this even happened she started to take longer to respond to texts or didn't respond at all, cancelled dates, would be too "busy" for future dates etc so I tried to go over her place to at least smash and accept being charged to the game. She wasn't having it, so I told her seems like she isn't interested and it's cool if we become friends and keep it moving. She said that wasn't the case, so I said aight whatever.
Shyt still wasn't popping, and my interest for her was slowly going down to the point of where I just started ignoring her. She started chasing me, but it was a few weeks of her chasing me before I asked her out again. She flaked and that was it for me.
She replied something like "Baby? really?"
She gave me some ultimatum that if I call her baby then we can't be friends. That shyt confused the fukk outta me, but I knew she was basically charging me to the game, especially since we barely communicated the past two weeks. She also said something about moving too fast, but I told her "Nah, I'm not about that friend zone, there are too many fine women out here for me to be in the friend zone. Might as well lose my number " I put that kanye shrug emoji in there too . Didn't communicate for two weeks, ran into her and we were cordial and friendly. All my feelings came rushing back, I texted her a bit later that night "Is that you?" while I was waiting at the bus stop and saw her walking around, looked like she couldn't get in the building for her class. My phone died so I didn't know what she said until I got home. She replied with "Who's this?" Damn, I wasn't expecting that shyt and being charged to the game really hit me then. I sent her a text message talm bout "Damn, you wasn't playing. I ain't gon lie, I miss you". Got no reply . Couple weeks pass by and I'm thinking she curved me cause I wasn't getting sexual enough, so I sent her a text message for her to let me come thru later that day, let's order takeout, watch a movie at her place and how much I wanna kiss her right now. No reply..
I woke up horny af that day. Couple weeks later I'm driving around campus for like an hour because I made the wrong turn like twice and traffic was a bish. I see her cheesing hard walking with some nikka late at night, like she did with me
and that shyt got me in fumes. Not only was I driving around for an hour when it should have taken me 5 minutes to get where I was at, I see her with a new nikka. Got home, was listening to some Trey Songz Good girls vs Bad girls all in my feelings.. I sent her a text message saying I saw her and her new nikka, and that even though she was tryna funk like she was a good girl she really ain't. And that I knew something was up when she curved me, started chasing me, then curved me again. And that it's all good cause she was never my girl and I got plenty of options. I should have just left it when she tried to friendzone me. I'll gladly accept my L and keep it moving
.Before all this even happened she started to take longer to respond to texts or didn't respond at all, cancelled dates, would be too "busy" for future dates etc so I tried to go over her place to at least smash and accept being charged to the game. She wasn't having it, so I told her seems like she isn't interested and it's cool if we become friends and keep it moving. She said that wasn't the case, so I said aight whatever.
Shyt still wasn't popping, and my interest for her was slowly going down to the point of where I just started ignoring her. She started chasing me, but it was a few weeks of her chasing me before I asked her out again. She flaked and that was it for me.