Where does God telling Abraham to kill his son rank as most fukked up things in the Bible

[Kitsune]

Request foreshadowing Christs sacrifice, covenant made through blood and the reflection of an action God would eventually take upon himself.

A covenant not made arbitrarily as you need the cooperation of a man you will carry your lineage through.

Repulsion to such a request is natural; it requires absurd extreme action, despite the constant minimizing of the action from one who actually committed to it, thsnk you will suffice

 

[Piff Perkins]

God: nah nikka its just jokes. you loyal tho

Abe:

 

[Westbama Heartthrob]

The the idea of God making us is the most fukked up part in of itself. He deliberately created an inferior race that he has complete authority over. Like, why not make gods equal to himself

If the Christian God is real, then he created us to be unable of understanding him or holding him accountable for anything.

Its like if Michael jordan broke his sons legs as a child so that he doesn't grow up to be a better athlete

But wait a minute, he can be the best wheelchair basketball player

 

[valet]

Only a devil would ask such a thing of his follower. No loving god would

So what test are godly and which are not. Or is God not allowed to test at all?

 

[Burned Verses]

Somewhere behind all the genocides and letting ppl burn for an eternity

 

[humminbird]

The the idea of God making us is the most fukked up part in of itself. He deliberately created an inferior race that he has complete authority over. Like, why not make gods equal to himself

If the Christian God is real, then he created us to be unable of understanding him or holding him accountable for anything.

Its like if Michael jordan broke his sons legs as a child so that he doesn't grow up to be a better athlete

But wait a minute, he can be the best wheelchair basketball player

Would you create someone or something that could outclass you?

 

[KingDanz]

Gnosticism

Wiki it

Basically, the "serpent" is actually the hero. Tells Man to seek the truth no matter how painful (the fruit, the fall)

Yahweh is the ruler of this realm. All powerful here. Can destroy you. Send you to Hell

But he's still wrong. He's jealous. Childish. Vengeful.

Yahweh is not the transcendent G-d tho. Moreso a demig-d. Jesus was sent from the transcendent G-d to save us. From Yahweh.

Not to disrespect Yahweh. Also called Rex Mundi. King of THIS world (universe/dimension/realm). Cause he IS all powerful here. But he's petty

As per the Bible, if you submit to him and worship him he will bless you.

But

The transcendent G-d needs no worship. No accolades. For G-d has no ego. No personality at all in the common sense

But G-d requires obedience. Just like you must obey gravity and time. The righteous path is a natural way of life. If one lives their "best life" they necessarily obey G-d. For physical social mental and spiritual HEALTH. Strength. Longevity. Joy.

i've read about this before, the demiurge & archons? Can't remember where i read this but it says when you die you shouldn't go to the light as you get reincarnated back into this realm ruled by the demiurge. So you can't return to the transcendent God.

 

[humminbird]

i've read about this before, the demiurge & archons? Can't remember where i read this but it says when you die you shouldn't go to the light as you get reincarnated back into this realm ruled by the demiurge. So you can't return to the transcendent God.

 

[Kitsune]

Gnosticism

Wiki it

Basically, the "serpent" is actually the hero. Tells Man to seek the truth no matter how painful (the fruit, the fall)

Yahweh is the ruler of this realm. All powerful here. Can destroy you. Send you to Hell

But he's still wrong. He's jealous. Childish. Vengeful.

Yahweh is not the transcendent G-d tho. Moreso a demig-d. Jesus was sent from the transcendent G-d to save us. From Yahweh.

Not to disrespect Yahweh. Also called Rex Mundi. King of THIS world (universe/dimension/realm). Cause he IS all powerful here. But he's petty

As per the Bible, if you submit to him and worship him he will bless you.

But

The transcendent G-d needs no worship. No accolades. For G-d has no ego. No personality at all in the common sense

But G-d requires obedience. Just like you must obey gravity and time. The righteous path is a natural way of life. If one lives their "best life" they necessarily obey G-d. For physical social mental and spiritual HEALTH. Strength. Longevity. Joy.

nonsense

 

[KingDanz]

 

[Squirtle]

God stopped him and years later gave his own son to be sacrificed for ours sins instead.

 

[YaThreadFloppedB!]

1. Job getting everything taken from him as a result of a bet between god and the devil
2. Onan being forced to fukk and impregnate his dead brother’s wife because of jewish tradition. Onan nutted on the ground instead, so god killed him.
3. The Ark of the Covenant was being carried by donkeys and one of the donkeys stumbled, so to prevent the Ark from falling on the ground, a servant held it up. god kills the servant for touching the Ark
4. Jacob wrestled with god and gave god the beats. god gets and touches jacobs hip causing him to limp for the remainder of his life.
5. Abraham is asked by god to kill his only son to see if he loves his son more than god

bonus: god sends female bears to maul some kids who hurt a prophet’s feelings for having a receding hairline

bonus II: god kills pharaoh’s firstborn because he made pharaoh say “no” when Moses asked about releasing the Israelites from bondage

these are top of my head but the old testament is filled with fukkery

 

[Ghost Utmost]

nonsense

I'd be overjoyed to unpack this one word

I'm gonna take a couple guesses

You're super Christian

You are atheist

 

[Westbama Heartthrob]

Would you create someone or something that could outclass you?

I'd like to think that I would. How else can people progress if we hold them back?

We wouldn't have even half the shyt we enjoy today if everyone handicapped the next best thing like that.

 

[TEH]

Old Testament God stayed on bullshyt.

Nah he was just HOH

hard on humans