which would you choose? shark or lion

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I guess if your looking for a quicker less painful death lion would be the best choice .:lupe:

Probably have better odds of holding out 5 mins with the shark tho:patrice:



Either way when they pull you out your gonna bleed out, aint like they calling the ambulance for you :mjlol:



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I'm going with the lion, because real recognize real. :mjpls:

We would both sit in that cage and enjoy a nice conversation on how it feels to alpha predators in this world. :sas1:

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obviously a shark
there are known ways of fending off sharks. it's not easy, but just gauging the shark's eye with fingers will back it off, a knife and i'm sure you could go for 5 minutes

there's no way you're fighting off a lion with a knife nor outrunning it
 

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Shark.. no question.

If you're lucky you can hang onto its dorsal fin and poke its eyes without damage to yourself or let it grab an arm while trying to poke its eyes out. Also, if you flip a shark upside down it goes into a trance.

You're gonna be dead long before you do any significant damage to a lion with that small knife. Even if you hit an artery, you're still gonna be torn to shreds.. you'll both die.
 

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Lion is a land animal which is where ull face him off tho :dead: same difference
Well, I might lose an arm or leg to the lion, but I'll shank him with my knife-holding hand.
The shark, he's gonna eat me up like a fat man eating General Tso's chicken at a Chinese buffet.
 

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Man once that Lion rushes you its a wrap. If he doesn't bite you he is gonna slice you up with his claws or crush you once he lands on you.

People have fought off sharks barehanded before. Apparently if you hit their nose they immediately swim away.
 
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Shark.
I should be able to skim the current and if I can survive the first onslaught, I should be able to get a good grip on the fin to establish position and go directly for the gills.
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Lion.

Getting eaten > getting eaten while drowning.

You wildin' :camby:

Lions are INFAMOUS for eating you while you're alive. That's literally like, their "thing". They eat their prey alive.

I'd much rather pick the shark. You won't "get eaten while drowning", as you say.

You'll either die from drowning or from the bite that tore your body in half :sadcam:
 

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i think the lion would kill me faster by snapping my neck in half with one bite. and i wouldnt experience drowning. :merchant:
 
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