which would you choose? shark or lion

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One of those swipes would push your wig back like this Leopard did to a Indian dude and a Leopard is nowhere as strong as a Lion
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nikka fukk that.
 

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If they aint cut a nikka before throwing me in a tank with a shark ima have to go with a shark.


You have absolutely zero chance of a lion backing off or out maneuvering it. A lion knows to go for the throat and kill... if you unlucky and they aren't hungry they might maim you a bit before they actually kill you.

Lions are soft, id take my chances with them, you can scare them off with toilet paper

 

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Theres a higher chance of the lion not attacking you
Not really. Relatively speaking, sharks are more inquisitive with close encounters than lions (and most other animals). You could have direct contact with a shark and it not result in a violent scenario. This goes for even the most aggressive breed of large sharks. Due to the wary nature of most plain dwelling animals (predator and prey alike) and adding in the overly sensitive awareness of felines, theres little chance that a lion would not strike out of fear, intimidation, predatory or territorial actions before a shark would for the same reasons. They are just far too different and interact with their environment in too varied a way.

Lions have prides for protection. They are not agile enough to live in the trees, thus they are plain dwellers. Because they are plain dwellers, they are subject to the dangers of larger plain dwelling animals (buffalo, wildebeest and pachyderms) that would kill a lone lion or pack hunters like African Wild Dogs (don't sleep) and Hyena. Since they cant climb well, they can't live in trees. Since they can't sustain themselves nor catch the more agile prey that live near the more forested regions, they live on the plains. Since they live on the plains, they are constantly in danger, thus they became pride hunters and can prey in the plains with the safety of numbers and aid in hunting the larger animals that also pose threats to them.

This is not unique to lions but becoming pack hunters is how they have evolved to remain unthreatened. Sharks like a Great White, are more apex than a lion. With the exception of very rare cases, a GWS is never in threat of being preyed upon even as a baby, thus never feels threatened by its environment and acts accordingly its entire lifespan. It doesn't understand the concept of "danger" like that. Because of this, you will not be attacked by a shark unless it is hungry because your presence will not threaten a shark. There are dozens of recorded examples of people unknowingly, being bumped by or even stalked by sharks. They weren't attacked, because the shark was not hungry, just curious. This would never be the case with a wild cat of any kind. They will flee from your intimidation, confusion you cause by not being able to identify you or attack out of fear, territory or hunger.

That being said, both a bloodlusted GW or territorial male lion is killing you 100 out of 100 times. But just being in the same space as one like OP presented means its far more likely for the lion to react in that environment than a shark. The shark is more likely to flat out ignore you until he is hungry. The only way to survive a lion like that is if he attacks out of fear/territory and not hunger in which case, the moment he determines you are not a threat, the attack will stop. You just have to hope you survive that long enough before his prey drive kicks in and instinct takes over. Then that fear attack turns into predatory attack...which brings you back to square one and its certain death.
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Shark.
I should be able to skim the current and if I can survive the first onslaught, I should be able to get a good grip on the fin to establish position and go directly for the gills.
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Good analysis bruh Id pick the lion though.

All you need to do is jump on its back grab its mane and wrap your legs around its body.

Eventually it will get tired and you can put your blade to work.

In the water? :wtf:


Man dont listen to these nikkas, if you cant breath under water how the fck can you smell sht underwater? Sharks aint fckin aliens :what:
 

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Good analysis bruh Id pick the lion though.

All you need to do is jump on its back grab its mane and wrap your legs around its body.

Eventually it will get tired and you can put your blade to work.




Man dont listen to these nikkas, if you cant breath under water how the fck can you smell sht underwater? Sharks aint fckin aliens :what:
The coli yall
 
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